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Friday, May 22, 2015

Because I look FABULOUS!!!!

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

ok the mom, maybe I DO eat too fast.  And then drink too much water. So that the crunchy foods expand in mine stomach.  And make me feel icky.  But your shoe was RIGHT THERE, and you does not like it when I barf on the rug. 
Tuesday, May 19, 2015

ME is so vary sad - mine special woofie furriend Cujo has moved all the way to another state.  ME misses him.  ME used to run out of the house and if he was out ME would run over to him and give him kissies and he would give me kissies and slobber all over mine head.  

ME does not feel like dancing today, but the mom lady person says that it might make me happier, so ME will try it.  Will you join me in dancing?  Here is mine pleading face: 

Ok, the mom lady person says we should dance mine sadness away, so let's dance: (tapping away mine Great Depression)

Monday, May 18, 2015

oooohhhhhh mine head.  Thank you all kitties who trashed our house and partied with us.  it was great.  And all those who brought nip - setting up the nip tasting bar was a great idea.  Except now I have a nip-over.  But that's ok. 

The mom camed home and just looked at the mess and sat down and turned on the TV.  She told us to clean it up. MWAHAHAHAHA.  Like that was going to happen.  

Billy is vary vary vary sad today - his good woofie furriend next door, Cujo, is moving away.  Billy loves him vary much and Cujo loves Billy too.   
Friday, May 15, 2015

We is trashing all weekend!!!
The mom is "out of town" 

you know what that means


there's lots of noms in the fridgerfrator, and lots of stuff to trash!!!!!

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

So i popped out mine box today and it looks like home.  Sammy was there staring at me, and Miles was there and slapped me in the head, and Billy was there and he hugged me.  Then i saw a lady that looked like mommy, with a mustache and a straw hat who said "me only speaks mommy".   ::facepaw:: 
Monday, May 11, 2015

Parachute pants? That's odd, mine pants doesn't open up to a parachute.  Wait, I'm not even WEARING pants.  

OOPS ::blush::

Ok, so I lefted where I was - apparently that was called The Alps.  There were a lot of goats there too - some of them were drinking beer and singing and dancing and yodeling. very strange place. 

I wented to sleep in the apartment box and then I waked up when it crashed.  I gotted out and there were a lot of little kitties there and some dood that looks like Miles with a tall pointy hat and a green face screamed that I dropped a house on his "sister".  Then some dood that looks like Billy in a white ball gown who was floating around said I hadded to follow some "yellow brick road" but there were not any yellow bricks around just a bunch of yellow tissue paper on the floor all torn up and put in a circle.  There were woods, a corn field and something that someone said was a "poppy field" except it looked like more tissue paper (red) torn up and thrown all over the ground (mommy is gonna be MAD). So i started to follow it but it was hard to walk and when I looked down at mine feets someone had putted red booties on mine feets.  ARGH.  
After going around in circles for a while I saw some dood that looks like Miles with a lion's mane, and some dood that looks like Billy with a tin can on his head following me.  They were singing and trying to tap dance (it was pretty pathetic).  One time when we looked up there was a dood that looks like Sammy with a little red hat on and a very long tail trying to make monkey sounds flying around the room.  We gotted to some place called the emerald city - and some dood that looks like Sammy with a mustache and green hat who told me I could get home. Then the dood that looks like Billy with a white ball gown on floating around told me that all I ever had to do was get in the apartment box and holler "there's no place like home".  So I did. And then I wented to sleep, 'acuase there were a lot of poppies in mine apartment box.  When I waked up I think I was home, but everything was in black and white. And there was some dood that looks like Sammy with a wig on saying "Dorothy, you're back in Kansas".  

Crappity crap crap crap. 

Who is this Dorothy? And where is Kansas. I wonder if they have a good grocery store here, I needs some more nip. 
Sunday, May 10, 2015

Happy Purrfday  Poosie!!! I love you lots!!!

And this morning i will make some of THIS for you

And for your furriends there will be some of this! have a nice party sweetie pie!!

and lots and lots of real live dead shrimp!!!
Thursday, May 07, 2015

So, I'm still HERE, wherever HERE is that the dood that looks like Sammy with a mustache and LEADER-HOSEN lives.  At this point I think he is confused as to what language he even speaks.  He has said "ME ONLY SPEAK GERMANY" "ME ONLY SPEAK SWITZERLAND" "ME ONLY SPEAK AUSTRIA" at different times.  

THEN I saw a dood that looks like Billy in some kind of bloo dress, on a mountain, twirling and singing "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE"  - so I ran and went into hiding because if the hills are alive they will prolly eat me. 

Later on, I saw the dood that looks like Sammy with a mustache and LEADER-HOSEN and the dood that looks like Billy in some kind of bloo dress, along with some dood that looks like Miles in a hat and LEADER-HOSEN, and a bunch of mousie toys dressed up in hats and LEADER-HOSEN or dresses, lined up on the hill and singing "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE", which just made me MORE scairt, 'acuase obviously the hills haf invaded their brains and then spawned some evil dressed up mousie toys that can sing.  

I am currently hiding in the apartment box and trying to figure out how to get out of here where the HILLS ARE ALIVE.  I don't unnerstand why everyone is singing and twirling if the hills are going to eat them.  Maybe the hills like to have their food do a floor show before dinner? 
Wednesday, May 06, 2015

I'm HOME!!!! 

um, Sammy? is that you? Are you in a moustache and overall shorts? They're called what? 

Crappity crap crap crap.  where am I now? Why don't the men in the bloo shorts know where HOME is? 



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