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Monday, May 02, 2016
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Miles is on strike - he only gotted 8 bites of chick-hen for dinner, and mommy hollered at him for hollering at her from unner the bed.  

Sammy is all upset about the new alien baby next door.  

Billy is all snotty and snorky and coughing all the time.  All he wants to do is snuggle with mommy. 

I have learned how to see the air - and it's pretty scary - so I has to run around the house with mine tail poofed out all the time, screaming at the air.  Mommy doesn't unnerstand.  She calls me weerd. which is pretty mean. 
Friday, April 29, 2016
DJ BILLY SWEETFEETS

Born to Paw Jive


Wednesday, April 27, 2016
MILES

This is what was heard around Casa De Meezer this week: 

"Please get your nose out of his rear end while he is eating, it's rude and gross". 

"Miles, please stop washing your paws in the water dish, other cats drink out of that" 

"Billy no matter how many times you stick your paws in my mashed potatoes, I'm still going to eat them" 

"Stop spitting food back out into the food dish.  You think some other cat is going to eat that?"

"Oh Billy, you really like eating food some other cat has spit out?"

"Billy, get your tongue off my fork"

"Miles, stop slapping my hand when I'm trying to eat". 

"they're BIRDS, stop being afraid of them"

Tuesday, April 26, 2016
SAMMY

The mom slacked off yesserday and did not let us know that yesserday's post was our 2400th post.  
She thinks that's a lot.  We is Meezers, we has SOOOOO much to say.  2400 posts is just a drop in the bukkit.  

Also, it seems that there are a lot more aliens around and I is afraid I is going to get alien-napped. 


Monday, April 25, 2016
MILES

we are in search of a secretary who is not too "bizzy" to take dictation from us for our blog.  Our current secretary is useless.  

Sammy says that the new baby alien that lives 'ahind us is named Roo.  Because it's a jumping machine.  We are still kind of unsure what our other neighbor alien named Carter is.  The mom says he's a "min-pin" but we are all bigger than him.  He jumps around alot too and hugs and kisses people.  Sammy says that he's taste testing them and also by hugging them he is figuring out how tender they are.  We are afraid for the mom.  

Nicky is being totally weird and running around the house with his tail poofed out all of the time.  and hollering.  We has no idea why. 

I am continuing my quest to make the mom crazy by getting under the bed and screaming in the middle of the night.  

It's werking.  

However, now she's too tired to type for us. 

Friday, April 22, 2016
MILES

NO MORE BEGETABLES!!! EAT SOME MEAT WOMAN!!!


Wednesday, April 20, 2016
BILLY SWEETFEETS

1.  "eggplant" does not taste like either EGG or a PLANT 

Q.  Mashed ca-ll-eee-flower is gi-stusting.  

EleventyFour.  Brussels Sprouts is also gi-stusting

%.  Coffee ice cream - gi-stusting

3.  If the mom lady person says "It's too cold to roll around on the porch" she MIGHT be right.  ME thinks that ME might get hem-er-roids now. 

Z. Running back out 5 minutes later and trying to roll around on the porch does not mean that it's warmer.  But you haf to keep checking. 

  
Sunday, April 17, 2016
SAMMY

The mom called me FAT!!!! Not only that, she called me FATTY MCFATTBUTT.  


I haf nefur been so insulted in all my life.  


Friday, April 15, 2016
BILLY SWEETFEETS 

 TIME TO DANCE!!!!!!!
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
MILES

Hi the mom, how is you today?  Ok? that's good.  Sooooooo I has something that I needs to talk to you about.  

You see, there seems to be a prollem.  You is NOT SHARING enough of your foods.  Last night, for zample, you gived me only 4 little pieces of steak, and you gived Billy 4 pieces of steak, but SAMMY gotted 5 'acause you was surprised that he akshually wanted people foods.  that was totally NOT FAIR.  Ferst, we only gotted 4 pieces when we usually get like 7 or 8.  THEN you gived Sammy more.  I doesn't care that YOU wanted to eat some too and that giving us our usual would mean that YOU would get less.  

So mine point is, no matter HOW MANY of us want foods, you has to give us ALL the SAME AMOUNT, AND you can't give us less.  

Got it?