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Tuesday, July 29, 2014
MILES


So, the mom was outside doing something in the garden with the tomatoes, and she gotted dizzy and falled right into the plant.  Which was kind of funny.  But she's 'lergik to tomato plants she breaks out in hives whenefer she touchs the leafs.  so she has hives on her face and hands tonight.  which is funny.  we keep telling her we will scratch her itchies for her.  MOL.  She is a little upset 'acuase her ears is still not right and if they doesn't get better in a week or so they may have to cut them inside.  that sounds painful.  But maybe it's better than her tripping all ofur efurryfing.  
Monday, July 28, 2014
MILES


MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

we're starvin' here!!!!!!!!!!

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Friday, July 25, 2014
MILES

The mom is just a lost cause.  I fail to see the point in hounding her for French Toast or chick-hen or anything.  She has a prollem with her ears and she cannot hear from one side, and it makes her sick to her tummy all the time. She doesn't efen go into the kit-chen anymore.  

I am looking at bus schedules.  I think that I will go live with the foo-ton dood.  Who does not efen HAF a foo-ton anymore.  Yep.  that's right.  The foo-ton dood GOT RID of the foo-ton.  

What's the point of efen waking up anymore? No french toast, no chick-hen, no foo-ton, it's like they are deliberately trying to make me leave and live somewhere else. 

 
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
King Moffrey

{{fanning his fatness}}  Who says "winter is coming"?  Those stoopid cats from Winterfalled are wrong.  It's like 387 freaking degrees in here.  

Someone bring me one of those stoopy Winterfalled cats, so I can have their head.  

BILLAN PAINE

Um as chief head taker in the realm (of the living room) I am too frakkin hot and too frakkin tired to take heads.  If you wants a head King Poosie, er King Muppet, um King Muffler, whatever the frak your name is, you will has to take it off yourself.  

King Moffrey

Billy um Billan, that's what I pay you for

Billan Paine

you pay me? you pay me what! I should get paid in Ham.  You keep saying you pay me, but I has not seen anything that resembles payment for anything.  Maybe I should take off YOUR HEAD.  

King Moffrey

OOOOOOOOO that's TREASON!!!!!! TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD AND HAND IT TO ME.


SAM SNOW

Sheesh,. that king is a little bit INSANE.  Someone shut him up with a piece of Royal French Toast.  I'm trying to watch out this wall for aliens, um, wild things, or whatever they are.  

  
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
BILLY PACHANGAFEETS

Nobody puts Billy in a corner



Monday, July 21, 2014
MILES


Bah, seriously we need a new secretary.  ours is lazy broken or something.  I got NO french toast, I got NO steak, I got NOTHING.  All the mom does is go to work and come home and sleep. Something about upper infekshuns, air bubbles in her ear drum from flying, being deaf in one ear because of the air bubbles, blah blah BLAH  WE DON'T CARE.  WE WANT FRENCH TOAST AND STEAK.  AND A NEW WOMAN. 
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
NICHOLAS TRASHYPANTS

oh noes, the mom camed home and the house was trashed. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 


oh wait, she told us we has to clean it all up.   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  

oh, she was serious.   MOL BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  

Ok, there are some leftofur toys and some nap blankies that are not ours in the sleeping rooms.  There may also be some kittehs in those blankies, so if your poodin has not come home yet, that's prolly where he or she is.   
Thursday, July 10, 2014
MILES


Yes YOU ALL!! shhhhhhhhhh . guess what? the mom is going to be gone all weekend, so you know what that means.   


HOUSE TRASHING PARTY

come on down while the trashing is good!!!


Plus, everyfing in the fridgerfrator is up for grabs.    there's HAM and BEEFS and EGGS and CHICK-HEN.  and MILK.  

Plus there will be dancing.  and napping.  Lots of good places for napping.   
Tuesday, July 08, 2014
BILLY FOXTROTFEETS


By speshul request we bring you this!! 




and there's also THIS


Monday, July 07, 2014
SAMMY MEEZER

OH MY BAST!  MAKE THE NOISY THINGS STAHP!   THEY HAVE BEEN GOING OFF FRIDAY CATURDAY DURING THE DAY AND NIGHT AND SUNDAY UNTIL THE WEE HOURS OF THIS MORNING. 

If I hear one more bang I am going to have to do something drastic.   








Like put my head unner a pillow or Bast forbid, snuggle with tapioca hips Miles

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