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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

lissen woman, if I want to wander around the house screaming at things at the top of my lungs I will.  Stop saying "for pete's sake Miles, shut up".  just who is this "pete" anyway and why does i have to be quiet for him.  I want to scream at things.  they need screaming at.  I mean, that gel mat in the kitchen really gets out of control and I has to scream at it.  And so does the china cabinet.  And the buffet.  And that stoopid "torch-aire" lamp.  And mine ham-mick.  I has to scream at it before I lay down in it.  Why? well............... why not? And YOU.   YOU need a LOT of screaming at.  Yes, I'm leaning ofur the balcony looking down at you in the living room screaming at you.  You left me for a week and you need to be screamed at.  And I will scream at you from the top of the cowch too. 

Monday, October 20, 2014

If there's anyone left out there who even reads us anymore ::glares at that woman:: we are back.  

The mom had her colon made into a semicolon last week and she gotted home from the hospital yesserday.  We cannot jump on her.  She has about 30 staples in her belly.  I wonder why they stapled her back together.  were they lazy? oh and she has 3 or 4 other holes that were glued back together.  I really just think it was laziness on the people vet part.  She cannot bend, stretch, push, pull or pick up anything more than 10 pounds.  she says that means she cannot pick up any of us because we are all "fat".  It seems to me that she walked in the door several seconds behind her belly, which appears to be black and blue and very swollen.  why would a people even choose to have this done? 

Sooooooooooo, we are still collecting names for our hallowscream ghost hunt in..............
GETTYSBURG!!!!!!v  so sign up if you want to go!

Thursday, October 09, 2014

So the mom is having part of her colon taken out next Monday (I personally doesn't know why she has a : inside her, but punctuation should not be in her belly so they should prolly remove All of it).  We will be here all alone (well, except for our naybors who will probably be feeding us and eating all the foods in the fridge - which the mom said is ok).  and then she will be home and working from here for a few days.  So our plan is to eat all the foods in the fridgerfrator ALL BY OURSELFS and then lay around.  Who wants to join us?? In the fridgerfrator are bacon, chick-hen and beef, and then cheese and eggs which are good, and then begetables (i love those).  once the mom gets home then we can all lay on her and purrrr.  

and then she will help us bisit our furriends blogs and help get us fitted for our costumes for hallow-scream.  We would still like more kitties to join us - we are going to Haunted Gettysburg!! Oh that woman needs to know if you would like to be ghost hunting for the north or the south.   
Monday, October 06, 2014

 Get ready efurrycat! Hallow-scream is coming and we are taking a ROAD TRIP!!!! We are going somewhere furry furry haunted. That woman has been there (with the DMLP or just TD) and THIS place freaked her out a little bit.  There was something about that 2nd window from the right on the top floor that made her skin prickle (or was that pickle? I's not shur).  But anyway, we is going! Can anycat guess where?   And who wants to go?? Leave your name in the comments and we will make shur we gets a big enough bus.  Oh and ask your mom's if you can stay away for 3 whole days.

Thursday, October 02, 2014

We maded the mom SO MAD last night that she said ALL the werds on the bad werd list.  And it was really HER FAULT.  She should know not to walk on the mat in front of the litterbox (efen if it takes up the whole small human litterbox room where she has put OUR litterbox, right next to hers).  It's NOT our fault that sometimes our butts hang ofur the side and we "AKSIDENTALLY" pee on the mat.  She should know to wear shoes or something in the house.  She was SO MAD, but it was SO FUNNY to watch her HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP on one foot down the hall and up the stairs to the other human litterbox room to take a shower.  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Good job Sammy. 
Monday, September 29, 2014

The Foods report - The mom is FINALLY off her awful Begetable-tarian diet and I gotted PORK CHOP and CHICK-HEN and BACON.  WOOOO HOOOOOO.  Now I don't feel so faint anymore

The Billy report-  he IS BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD.  Let's just leave it at this: he ranned outside when a naybor was ofur, then ranned across all the backyards and the mom started crying and the naybor almost collapsed running after him, and after he finally caught billy, and got him home, he turned around and Billy ranned out the door again.  By this time we was all laffin and laffin and the naybor was complaining he was going to die and the mom SCREAMED at Billy and he camed back.  

The Nicky report - he bit the mom on the stomach unner the covers in the middle of the night again.

The whacko report by psyko Sam - The aliens are enjoying the nice weather, which meand they WILL NOT SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF BAST.  I need to go back unner the bed.  

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Dear Furriends - we so appresheate you all coming here to bisit wif us and read our bloggie.  We feel furry furry bad that we do not get to your bloggies furry offen.  The prollem is that the bloggies are blocked at "that woman's" werk place and we can only read them when she is home.  Grammie has been not well and "that woman" thinks she is more important than us, so when she FINALLY staggers in to our house, she goes to bed.  And then another day goes by wifout her helping us bisit you all.  Please hang in there wif us.  We will get this all werked out.  Please know that we love you all and miss bisiting your blogs.  
Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Hey MOM LADY PERSON!!! That stuff  you was eating last night - it was GROSS.  Why did you let ME take some from your plate

MLP:  Because I knew you would not like it and I wanted you to stop putting your paws all over my food. 

Well it WAS GROSS.  What was it? 

MLP:  It was this:    
but what was it before it was that pile of grossness: 

MLP:  It was this: 


wait a minute.  

You eated: 

Friday, September 19, 2014
Miles is ready - he's a "fancy" pirate.  MOL
 Are you shur this is right matey? 

Ah, I think it will go over to The Meowers and join their adventure.  
Tuesday, September 16, 2014

"the mom" has been demoted to "that woman"She is just plain neglectful.  Oh sure, our bowl is full and our box is scooped, and we do get to lay on her and stuff, but seriously, she is IGNORING our constant rants and whines requests to blog.  She says that once she has an "operwayshun" in October we can spend all day visiting our furriends blogs.  Oh, we know she will just make another excuse to ignore us again. 

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