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Wednesday, July 23, 2014
King Moffrey

{{fanning his fatness}}  Who says "winter is coming"?  Those stoopid cats from Winterfalled are wrong.  It's like 387 freaking degrees in here.  

Someone bring me one of those stoopy Winterfalled cats, so I can have their head.  

BILLAN PAINE

Um as chief head taker in the realm (of the living room) I am too frakkin hot and too frakkin tired to take heads.  If you wants a head King Poosie, er King Muppet, um King Muffler, whatever the frak your name is, you will has to take it off yourself.  

King Moffrey

Billy um Billan, that's what I pay you for

Billan Paine

you pay me? you pay me what! I should get paid in Ham.  You keep saying you pay me, but I has not seen anything that resembles payment for anything.  Maybe I should take off YOUR HEAD.  

King Moffrey

OOOOOOOOO that's TREASON!!!!!! TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD AND HAND IT TO ME.


SAM SNOW

Sheesh,. that king is a little bit INSANE.  Someone shut him up with a piece of Royal French Toast.  I'm trying to watch out this wall for aliens, um, wild things, or whatever they are.  

  
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
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Nobody puts Billy in a corner



Monday, July 21, 2014
MILES


Bah, seriously we need a new secretary.  ours is lazy broken or something.  I got NO french toast, I got NO steak, I got NOTHING.  All the mom does is go to work and come home and sleep. Something about upper infekshuns, air bubbles in her ear drum from flying, being deaf in one ear because of the air bubbles, blah blah BLAH  WE DON'T CARE.  WE WANT FRENCH TOAST AND STEAK.  AND A NEW WOMAN. 
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
NICHOLAS TRASHYPANTS

oh noes, the mom camed home and the house was trashed. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 


oh wait, she told us we has to clean it all up.   BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  

oh, she was serious.   MOL BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  

Ok, there are some leftofur toys and some nap blankies that are not ours in the sleeping rooms.  There may also be some kittehs in those blankies, so if your poodin has not come home yet, that's prolly where he or she is.   
Thursday, July 10, 2014
MILES


Yes YOU ALL!! shhhhhhhhhh . guess what? the mom is going to be gone all weekend, so you know what that means.   


HOUSE TRASHING PARTY

come on down while the trashing is good!!!


Plus, everyfing in the fridgerfrator is up for grabs.    there's HAM and BEEFS and EGGS and CHICK-HEN.  and MILK.  

Plus there will be dancing.  and napping.  Lots of good places for napping.   
Tuesday, July 08, 2014
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Monday, July 07, 2014
SAMMY MEEZER

OH MY BAST!  MAKE THE NOISY THINGS STAHP!   THEY HAVE BEEN GOING OFF FRIDAY CATURDAY DURING THE DAY AND NIGHT AND SUNDAY UNTIL THE WEE HOURS OF THIS MORNING. 

If I hear one more bang I am going to have to do something drastic.   








Like put my head unner a pillow or Bast forbid, snuggle with tapioca hips Miles
Friday, July 04, 2014

"Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace--but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" - Patrick Henry



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Wednesday, July 02, 2014
The story so far....

King Moffrey is whiney and wants the head of anyone in the realm who disagrees with him.  And ham. he wants ham too.

Sam Snow was banished to the big wall by King Moffrey

Billan Pain is supposed to cut the heads off for King Moffrey, but he would rather nap. 

Episoode 3

The Wall - Sam Snow has finally made it to the wall after walking 38 feet and taking 27 naps.  Sam:  This place is a dump.  Why am I here? 
King Moffrey, hollering from across the room:  because you are the ill-a-gitamite kitten of somecat I don't like so you has to go live on the wall. 
Sam:  you are a weird King - you better watch out or someone may want to take YOUR head. 
King Moffrey- no EVERYBODY LOVES ME

Anyway when Sam arrives at the Wall he learns that a wild band of  meezers is going to attack so he leaves to go meet their leader - Nick Rader.

Sam:  SHEESH, where do I has to hike to now? I just walked 38 feet what do you expect of me?

Sam starts out to meet the leader of the wild meezers, but encounters a roving band of ancient zombie cats........

Stay tuned for a new episode next week.
 
Tuesday, July 01, 2014
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