Monday, January 15, 2018

updates

MILES

I has been furry unhappy at the quality of the services that the mom has been providing lately.  She has not helped me blog.  She has not made my good foods lately.  She makes Sammy wear that adorable stupid outfit all the time. Or the cone.  There has not been enough lap time.  She even did NOT lift me up to the bed for 2 nights in a row last week.  

That's it.  I'm done.  Either she goes or I go.  


NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS

Hey Miles, here's a nice comfy box to lay in an pout.............



MILES

oooooooooooooo.......................

Friday, January 05, 2018

Tuesday, January 02, 2018

Happy Blogaversary to us, and stuff about Sammy

MILES

It's our blogaversary!! 395 years ago we started this blog.  At least that's what the mom says - which means that she's about 736 years old.  bwahahahahaha. 


Sammy is a gross and disgusting vile beast.  He smells and he won't get off the bed.  The mom spends all night "spooning" him and I have to slap her in the head repeatedly in the middle of the night just to get some attention.  HEY THE MOM  THERE ARE OTHER CATS HERE.  

The mom says that in a couple of days Sammy will be getting some fancy schmancy clothes to wear.  He hates clothes.  I like clothes.  Why does HE get to wear them? I want some too.  

THE MOM

Miles honey, I know you're crabby and feeling left out.  Sammy just needs a little more attention right now.  We have to get his belly healed up so that he can start the next step in his treatment for his cancer.  

MILES

I's sorry I's crabby.  And I's sorry that I said you was 736 years old.  I know that you're only 428.  

Monday, December 18, 2017

Yes it's time!

MILES

It's time for the annual singing of 

HAMMY SMELLS!!!!!!!! 



Hammy Smells (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing frough the house
on my four furry feet
mommy's at the cold box
getting me a treat

On my feets I run
For a treat that is YUM YUM
I can't wait to get it
into my tum-tum

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH......

Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells
Hammy Smells so fine
and the taste
oh my gosh
it is so deeeeeeeeee-vine

City Ham
Country Ham
dices cubes and slices
salty good
piggy good
tastes better than mices

Thursday, December 07, 2017

How is Sammy doing?

SAMMY

You all know that I has cancer on mine tummy, and that the mom is struggling to find a way to make it better for me.  After many talks with the v-e-t, the mom says that I need an oper-way-shun and some ray-dee-ashun I doesn't want to haf one, but I guess that if it makes me live longer, then it would be good.  

We haf had a benefactor send us some money for me and this morning the mom gotted an updated estimate for the oper-way-shun and radiation treatment.  All together with staying at  the specialist v-e-t for 3 days and then 6-10 ray-dee-a-shun treatments it will be about $2000.  With the money that our dear friend gave us and what we can cover we are halfway there, but we still need a little help.  When Billy was sick we did a go fund me campaign and the mom is starting one for me.  Also there is this if anyone would like to help through paypal.  Any funds that are left ofur will go towards another kitty or woofie who needs help.  The mom will be scheduling mine oper-way-shun as soon as she can.  We are hoping that this will werk for me and give me a longer time here.  

Tuesday, December 05, 2017

o catmast tree, o catmas tree

NICHOLAS CHRISTMASPANTS

O catmas tree
O catmas tree
how lovely on the floor you'll be

O catmas tree 
O catmas tree
How broken will your ornaments be

Your lights will never shine again
Your lovely skirt will need a hem

O catmas tree
O catmas tree
I cannot wait to topple thee


Oh crappity crap crap crap

Mommy say "we can't have a tree 'acause we have a Nicky".  

I will find a way to get a tree in here.......................

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Turkey Day Shmurkey Day

MILES

You know, there was a big holiday last week that was all about stuffing your face with Turkey.  

Do you think WE got any turkey on that day? 

You would be WRONG if you said Yes. 

The mom promised us turkey on Saturday.  

What's the point? 

Friday, November 24, 2017

this is just too funny

MILES

Remember when I gotted a email 'afore the elections about voting for the Governor of Virginia? 

well no HILLARY CLINTON is emailing me. This is the email address that she is emailing me from 

Hillary Clinton info@onwardtogether.org
I think maybe it's a NOT Hillary Clinton? 

Apparenty she wants us to move ONWARD TOGETHER.  

How did she get my email address?

Does she know I'm a cat? 


Monday, November 13, 2017

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY

Dear The Mom

STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.  

It's GROSS 


Friday, November 10, 2017

Honoring our Veterans

In 1918, on the eleventh hour in the eleventh day in the eleventh month, the world rejoiced and celebrated. After four years of bitter war, an armistice was signed and "the war to end all wars" was over.




The Original Poem handwritten by the author
This is a picture taken during the battle in Flanders during WWI


November 11, 1919: President Woodrow Wilson proclaims the first Armistice Day, proclaiming: "To us in America, the reflections of armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory, both because of the thing from which it has freed us and because of the opportunity it has given America to show her sympathy with peace and justice in the councils of the nations…" The original concept for the celebration was for the suspension of business for a two minute period beginning at 11 A.M., with the day also marked by parades and public meetings.


Happy Veterans Day to all veterans, especially the WWII Veterans, whom we are losing at a rapid pace.   They were "The Greatest Generation"


THANK YOU all for keeping our country free.

Tuesday, November 07, 2017

Tuesday in Virginia?

MILES

So I gotted this email: 

 <democraticparty@democrats.org> wrote:

Step up before November 7th.
Hey, Miles --

We've got three days left until Election Day here in Virginia and across the country.

Three days to help elect more Democrats like Ralph Northam who will fight for our values and push back against the GOP's reckless and divisive agenda.

The Virginia governor's race is going to be close until the very end. Take a look below -- then make a donation to help put our candidates like Ralph and others across the country over the top on Tuesday.

Thanks,

What is I supposed to donate? I has some barfed up kibble I can send.  Also, I live in New York.  We has NO IDEA how this RALPH DOOD thinks I would efur vote for him.  

Anyway, I think the foo-ton dood is running for governor of furginia. Get out there and write him on your ballot.  Vote early.  Vote often. The cat vote is 'parently furry impawtant for this Ralph dood. 

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MILES I has been furry unhappy at the quality of the services that the mom has been providing lately.  She has not helped me blog.  She ha...