Tuesday, August 22, 2017

What I did for mine boredom

NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS

This is what I did for mine boredom

1.  Pooed on the rug

2.  Excaped out the back door (I gotted catched 'afore I got off the catio)

*  Chased Sammy around the house 

Q.  Chased Miles around the house

7.  Laid on the mom's clean towels so that she got covered in cat hair after her bath

S.  walked on her face while she was sleeping 



Tuesday, August 15, 2017

I's bored

NICHOLAS TROUBLEMAKERPANTS

Kitties of the blog-o-sphere

I's BORED

Here are mine choices of things to do - you will 'acide for me

1.  Eat the love seat (i tried to do this as a kitten, but I don't think I was strong enough, maybe it's time to start again)

d.   Whap Sammy in the face elebenty-hundred times

&.  Puke on the floor 

9.  Chase Sammy all over the house 

q.  Send Miles away to a volcano

6.  Start biting mommy's stomach again at night

#.  Pull mom's cro-shay-ing apart 

8.  Send mommy with Miles, away to a volcano

9.  Invite aliens into the house to freak out Sammy

z.  take up macrame as a hobby

Friday, August 11, 2017

it's FUR-iday

MILES


The mom brushed us all last night.  I didn't look in the mirror, but I think I'm bald now.  The mom says we have 3 more bro-FURS.  

bwahahahaaha


Friday Dance Pawty!!!!


Tuesday, August 08, 2017

Meezer Tuesday

SAMMY

Happy International Cat Day (or was it yesterday or is it tomorrow? I doesn't know.) (below pikshur was 'afore I got mine nasty cancer thing on mine tummy) 



Thursday, August 03, 2017

You would think that she was busy or something

MILES


This is mine mad face.


The mom has been furry unhelpful.  You would think she was bizzy. 

Nope, she's just LAZY and HATEFUL. 

I really should get out of mine box and hiss at her or something. 

Maybe I should start calling people to set up innerviews to replace her. 


Thursday, July 27, 2017

Unfair

NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS

Why is I getting PUNISHED for hollering at the mom? 

Just 'acuase it was 2:07 am.  

But I WAS HUNGRY

and it's HER JOB to feed me

But she BANISHED me from the sleepy room

NOT FAIR

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Meezer Tuesday

MILES


I finally made it home.  I did get a parachute but I overshot mine house and ended up about 70 miles away here: 

And from the name I thought that maybe I would make some more new furriends like this: 
But that didn't happen.  I hitchhiked mine way home Which was hard 'acause I does not haf thumbs.  

But I's home now and sleeping in mine box........

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

I think I'm getting closer

MILES

I think that I'm getting close to home!! I just hope mine plane stops and lets me off - otherwise I'll overshoot the house and end up somewhere else.  


Monday, July 17, 2017

I's hafing mine own pawty

MILES

So I didn't make it back in time to sellybrate Sam's gotcha day.

That's ok.  I's having a pawty of mine own with mine new furriends.  Wherever I is.  


Friday, July 14, 2017

It's mine Gotcha Day!!!

SAMMY

It's mine GOTCHA DAY!!!!

PARTY!!!!!!


We has mine faborite things

Corm husks
Lobster rolls and crab salad

Ice cream!
And the bestest cat tree to play on!



Tuesday, July 11, 2017

From cold to...........

MILES

Oh come on box, this is not funny.  Now I's BOILING.  

At least I maded a furriend.  Maybe he will come with me on the rest of the trip.  


What I did for mine boredom

NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS This is what I did for mine boredom 1.  Pooed on the rug 2.  Excaped out the back door (I gotted catched 'af...