Friday, April 28, 2017

So I think that overnight delivery is a crock......


Shoved back in the box by that bas***d in the bloo shorts again.  He said "overnight delivery back home" 

Well, I climbed out of the box and looked out the window, because I thought I could see mine house from here.  

And maybe I could.  If mine house existed in 1885.  

So maybe I'm home again, or maybe I travelled back to the past.  I is not shur.  

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Overnight travel?


So while I was on top of that mountain, in mine parka and show shoos, the man in the bloo shorts showed up wif a helio-copter and taked me away.  He threw some kibbles in mine box and some water and then we was travelling all night.  This is where we ended up early this morning. I think that I know this dood. And I may need some sun screen.  And his paws is FURRY SCAIRTY. SHEESH. Oh and he doesn't haf a nose. 

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Get me off of this thing


Oh COME ON!  I waked up this moring and looked out mine box and this is what I see.  GET ME OUT OF HERE

Monday, April 24, 2017

Good thing....


It's a good thing that someone packed snow shoos and warm blankets and stuff.  Lookit where I is now! 

Friday, April 21, 2017

what fresh ...... is this?


You know NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS, you is going to get a WHIPPIN when I gets home!!!

Where haf you told the man in the bloo shorts to send me now? I better NOT be spending the weekend here.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

am I in.............JAIL?


awww COME ON MAN IN THE BLOO SHORTS!! Why did you send me here? What did I do?  Why is I in jail? 

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

NOW where is I?


So after I spent the holiday with those stony faced non talking people on that island, the man in the bloo shorts shoved me in mine box AGAIN and I spent last night in this place

Pretty, isn't it? Well let me tell you all, there was some strange screamnig there last night.  The hotel werkers just said "oh that's just the ghost of some lady and some guy.  they scream a lot".  I hopes that after breffest the man in the bloo shorts comes to take me away again. But this place really is pretty...........

Monday, April 17, 2017

I was on the move again


Just as I was 'alaxing in mine nice place where it was warm and sunny, the man in the bloo shorts came and shoved me back in mine box and away I wented.  I spent the weekend here: 

These people was not furry talkative. 

Thursday, April 13, 2017

It's HOT HOT HOT here


Oh holy crappity crap crap crap.  What is THIS THING?  

It's in the same area as this giant litterbox

And also near this place that I think I would like to stay

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

i'm on my way


well crappity crap crap crap.  I's on mine way somewhere. At least I has mine Angel Sanjee wif me to keep me company.  

Here is what I know: 

it's dark in here

I has foods

I has waters

I has blankets 

I has swim fins 

I has a life jacket

I has snow shoos

I gotted picked up and put in a plane.  

I gotted taken off the plane when it landed and it's HOT HOT HOT here

I wonder where I is. 

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Here we go again




I wonder where I's going this time.   I think I need a nice vacation in a warm climate.  Maybe do some fishing.  

Knowing that little rat he's sending me somewhere cold and icy.  Or back into outer space. Or maybe to the bottom of the ocean.  Or inside a volcano.  

well I'm sure that after all of this moving and jostling around I'll find out tomorrow

So I think that overnight delivery is a crock......

MILES Shoved back in the box by that bas***d in the bloo shorts again.  He said "overnight delivery back home"  Well, I climbe...