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Thursday, February 11, 2016
BILLY SKYWALKERFEETS

Thinks that ME is thinking right now: 

well, oops, ME thinks ME cut a hole in mine spaceshipbox with this light saber thingy.  That's a kind of dangerous thing!!!! 

ME thinks that ME can use some of this french toast to make a patch.  

Maybe ME will get to that Death Star thing soon. 

ME wonders what kind of foods they has on that Death Star thing. 

ME hopes they has a litter box changing station somewhere. 



OH HOLY COW!! WHAT IS THAT THING? 







Wednesday, February 10, 2016
BILLY SWEETFEETS - SAVIOR OF THE UNIFURSE

HEY!!! What???? Now where is ME going?  ME heard something about a battle with an Emperor or something on something called a Death Star.  Now why would ME battle a penguin? They're cute!!! ME wonders when ME will get there.  Death Star sounds scairty . 

NICHOLAS MADSCIENTISTPANTS

Oh noes, why did Billy crawl in the box? ::SIGH:: - oh well, I hopes that he is not too scairt of the Death Star or the Emperor, and that he knows how to use a light saber.  

BILLY SKYWALKERFEETS

hmmm, it's kind of dark in here.  Let me push this button.  ooooo, pretty light.  It's like the red dot, only it's a different color.  ME wonders if there will be someone at the Death Star who will play with ME!! what will happen if ME swings it around like this.........

OOPS................
Tuesday, February 09, 2016
NICHOLAS ASTROPHYSICSPANTS

Ok, so I got the tra-jek-tory right, a bigger box with a litter box, and another french toast trap.  I caught Miles in the box and haf launched it into outerspace on it's way to the Death Star.  

MILES

Good job!!!! 

SAMMY

What's going on guys? 

NICHOLASOOPSYPANTS

Oh no, not again.  Billy's in the box again? Since when does he like French Toast? 

MILES

That boy will eat anything.  Anyway, are you sure he's the right one to fight the Emperor? 

SAMMY

Well, I don't know if he would actually FIGHT the emperor, but he could destroy him with cuteness.  And the light saber I put in the box. 

BILLY IN THE BOX

What does "do not open until you reach the death star" mean? 

Monday, February 08, 2016
NICOLAS SPACEYPANTS

Ok, let me get this straight - I launched Miles, who is not Miles, who is in a box, into outerspace, but he only went as far as the kitchen? HMMMM, something was off in my calculation.  

THE VOICE FROM THE BOX

ME is hungry!!!

THE VOICE FROM THE KITCHEN

Hold on, let me check the fridgerfrator

NICHOLAS CALCULATINGPANTS

So, if I uses a new launchpad pointed UP then he should reach the Death Star in about a day, right Miles? 

MILES

So, do you know WHO we are sending up there?
Thursday, February 04, 2016
LONG LONG AGO IN A LIVING ROOM FAR FAR AWAY

our young hero is trapped in a box by his nefarious brother Nicholas Trickypants.  He has been launched on an adventure to the Death Star for a duel with Darth Vader.  Or Marth Vader.  Or Darth Sader.  

Our young hero has just awoken from a much needed nap. 

THE VOICE IN THE BOX:   Come on guys, ME wants to get out.  And where did you put the litter box? 

NICHOLAS OOPSYPANTS:   um, litter box? 

MILES:   Really, you were going to send me into outer space without a litter box? And you gave him cheesy broccoli? You know that cheese can sometimes, um, just go through a dude, right? 

NICHOLAS SORRYPANTS:   oh jeez.  I didn't know. Now what is I supposed to do? I can't find the remote control to turn the ship around.  And it might be out of range. 

MILES: Out of range? It's in the kitchen. 

THE VOICE FROM THE KITCHEN:   Hey, what's this box doing in here? And who's in it? 


Tuesday, February 02, 2016
THE VOICE IN THE BOX

WHERE IS THIS THING GOING???????

HEEELLLLLPPPP

NICKY?????

SOMEONE?????

Oh Bast.  Well, someone did shove some broccoli with cheese in the hole for ME to eat.  


Sunday, January 31, 2016
LONG LONG AGO IN A LIVING ROOM FAR FAR AWAY

Our hero, somecat in a box, was flung into the outer reaches of space

His purpose? No one really knows, especially not him because some meezer 

made a mistake and launched the wrong brother into space. His destination is the Death Star, 

to fight Darth Vader for the freedom of his people.  We are not exactly sure who his people 

really are.  

THE VOICE IN THE BOX

Hello? HELLO?  HELLO??? Is anybody out there? What the heck is going on? Why is someone playing the theme from Star Wars really loud? 

MILES

Nicky, what have you done? 

NIC
Friday, January 29, 2016
NICHOLAS SCIENCEPANTS

**mumbling** - ok, I think I is ready to launch that fat lard, er mine brother Miles, up to the Death Star.  

HEY MILES!! How you doin' in there? 

THE VOICE FROM THE BOX

Um, Nicky? 

NICHOLAS SPACEPANTS

Hold on for a second, it may get loud, but here we go.............

THE VOICE FROM THE BOX

Um, Nicky? What is you doing? 

NICHOLAS LAUNCHPADPANTS

Five, Q, 7, B, ONE!! BLAST OFF

THE VOICE FROM THE BOX

Holy Carp!! What the heck??????

MILES

Hey there Nicky whatcha doin' now?

NICHOLAS OBLIVIOUSPANTS

I just launched Miles to the Death Star to have a light sabre battle with Darth Vader.  

MILES

Is that so? You mean with THIS light sabre? 

NICHOLAS THETRUTHISDAWNINGONHIMPANTS

Um, yeah.  Wait..... you're...........

MILES

I'm Miles.  Nice to meet you. 

NICHOLAS OOPSPANTS

Then who.................

MILES

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Thursday, January 28, 2016
NICHOLAS THROWBACKPANTS

Mommy says that I has to do throwback thursday today instead of continuing to plan how to get Miles to the Death Star.  

MILES

That's a good idea Nicky.  Although you may want to throw some more food in the box for Miles - you know how he gets cranky when he's hungry

NICHOLAS MAYNEEDGLASSESPANTS

Good idea Sammy

VOICE FROM THE BOX

Hey, gots any squash? 

MILES

We will get that right to you Miles

VOICE FROM THE BOX

Miles??? ..........


MILES
Throwback Thursday
From 2/21/08



SAMMY
WHAT
THE
HE**
IS
A
BILL??

IT AIN'T A MEEZER, THAT'S FOR SHUR.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016
MILES

So Nicky, how do you plan on sending Miles to the Death Star

NICHOLAS SCIENCEPANTS

Well, I's trying to figure out how much thrust I will need to slingshot him and his box to outerspace.  He weighs what, 2437 pounds right? 

MILES

Well, that sounds about right.  Miles is fat. 

NICHOLAS OBLIVIOUSPANTS

Next I has to build a giant slingshot.  Does you think that mommy will let me out on the patio to build it ? 

MILES

Oh I's shur she will.  Why don't you wait until there's a little more snow out there, just to make shur that Miles gets good and cold.  I hear it's really cold in outerspace.  And I doesn't know what the heating system is like on the Death Star, so you might as well get him used to being cold. 

NICHOLAS NOTPAYINGATTENTIONPANTS

That's a good idea Sammy

MILES

**He thinks I's Sammy? hmmmm, I wonder where Sammy is......**