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Thursday, February 02, 2012
SAMMY

We is kind of sleepy today so we is gonna haf a nap pile.  And a fridgerfrator cleaning out party.  There's turkey, ham and roast beast in there.  Help yourselfs!! And there's plenty of fleece blankies
Wednesday, February 01, 2012
SAMMY

Ok, so here's the story 'ahind mine whapping the bedroom light ofur:

So I was on the new nightstand/fridgrfrator in the bedroom (the mom has to keep her insulin there) and I was pushing on the lamp, and it falled ofur, and turned on when it hit the floor.   The mom  waked up out of a sound sleep, remember it's NOTdark anymore in the bedroom, and she could not figure out what was wrong.  She gotted up and ranned down the stairs- stepping OFUR the lamp on the way out of the room.  Then she camed back up after finding nothing down there and was scairt all ofur again when she seed the lamp on the floor.  and it was ON.  And she didn't realize it 'afore.  Oh it was FUNNY.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
MILES

Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - well NO french toast.  But I did get HAM an chick-hen.  

The What did Billy do report - yep he ranned out in the snow  and then made the mom chase him around the bushes.  It was funny.  oh wait BAD BILLY.  MOL

The what did Nicky do report - running, hollering, tossing stuff. same little brat. 

The whacko report by Sammy - well for Mine Auntie Bee (I loves her!) I am going to do a whapping report - 'acause I gotted a GOOD one in on the mom.  I whapped the floor lamp ofur in the bedroom AND it turned on when it hit the floor, waking the mom up out of a sound sleep, and she was SCAIRT.  It was sooooooooooooooo funny.  
Back to you ricotta hips.  


That is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today.  
Monday, January 30, 2012
MILES

Well, I am putting off mine Meezer Monday Miles report today 'acause I am just too sad

Sarge, we loved you and we will miss you terribly 

Auntie Bee - we are just so very sorry.  We are holding you in our thoughts and prayers and hearts. 
Thursday, January 26, 2012
MILES

Ok, who put me (hic) in this box??? HE (hic) LLO????? CAN ANYONE HE (hic) AR ME??? WHAT'S (hic) GOING ON???? Am I in the bamba (hic) lance?? (hic hic hic)

HELLO????
(hic)

HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP (hic hic hic)

wait, what did I just hear? arriving in Colorado????? (hic hic hic) - OK guys NOT FUNNY!! (hic hic hic)

Wednesday, January 25, 2012
MILES


Call the bambalance!!!! I has the hic-cups again and I cannot stop!!!  
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
SAMMY

So the mom gotted a new kwilt for the bed over the weekend.  It's furry purrty  - it is blue and brown and beige - all lovely meezer colors.  Howefur, it's some sort of shiny slippery material and I has falled out of bed TWICE.  This is NOT RIGHT.  Things like that should be illegal. 

 
Monday, January 23, 2012
MILES

The mom says that Sammy did a good job last week with MY report and that he should do it again.  I DON'T THINK SO

The Foods Report - well I did have some turkey and some chick-hen.  I am dying for some french toast though.  

The what did Billy do report:   well he was good this week - no running outside in the wet and snow. 

The what did Nicky do report - that boy is TRUBBLE with a capital TRUBBLE.  I think he needs some med-a-k-shun

The alien report by syko Sammy - I's sorry, I has not been watching the aliens too much 'acuase mine gorgeous sweet tuxie princess girlfriendcat Abby Manx has been sick and I has been furry werried about her.  But the aliens haf been quiet still - it's still cold here.  So my head is still feeling better.  back to you buttercream hips  

We still does not haf a  'puter - we is borrowing the mom's werk laptop for now.  We hopes to be back bisiting soon 'afore all of our furriends forget about us or stop liking us.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
MILES

1.  I has to share this house with a crazy meezer, a spazzy meezer and a orinch meniss. 

2.  The mom kicks me in her sleep (so what that I lay next to her feets, she should know)

3.  The mom is slowly starving me to death 'acause she's on a diet.  

4.  The mom keeps picking mine eye boogers out.  I hates that.  I like mine eye boogers where they are.  That's why I put them there. 

5.  The mom will not let me stick my head in her mouth while she is sleeping 

6.  The Orinch Meniss bites mine ears

7.  The computer here suks

8.  The mom's feets are ICE-CIKLES and the only spot on the cowch that's left for me is on top of them.  

9.  The spazzmo is LOUD

10. I KNOW there's HAM in the cold box.  But someone is not allowed to haf it so apparently I cannot haf any.  

11.  The Orinch Meniss keeps coming back inside

12.  The crunchy bowl was empty yesterday. 

13.  I'M HUNGRY
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
MILES

So, Sammy stole my meezer report.  The mom STILL has not gotted a new craptop - the old one which is about 9 years old is really really slow and can't do much.  I'm furry cranky about this sitchewashun.  I has stuff to say.  I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.  

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