Monday, November 13, 2017

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY

Dear The Mom

STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.  

It's GROSS 


Friday, November 10, 2017

Honoring our Veterans

In 1918, on the eleventh hour in the eleventh day in the eleventh month, the world rejoiced and celebrated. After four years of bitter war, an armistice was signed and "the war to end all wars" was over.




The Original Poem handwritten by the author
This is a picture taken during the battle in Flanders during WWI


November 11, 1919: President Woodrow Wilson proclaims the first Armistice Day, proclaiming: "To us in America, the reflections of armistice Day will be filled with solemn pride in the heroism of those who died in the country’s service and with gratitude for the victory, both because of the thing from which it has freed us and because of the opportunity it has given America to show her sympathy with peace and justice in the councils of the nations…" The original concept for the celebration was for the suspension of business for a two minute period beginning at 11 A.M., with the day also marked by parades and public meetings.


Happy Veterans Day to all veterans, especially the WWII Veterans, whom we are losing at a rapid pace.   They were "The Greatest Generation"


THANK YOU all for keeping our country free.

Tuesday, November 07, 2017

Tuesday in Virginia?

MILES

So I gotted this email: 

 <democraticparty@democrats.org> wrote:

Step up before November 7th.
Hey, Miles --

We've got three days left until Election Day here in Virginia and across the country.

Three days to help elect more Democrats like Ralph Northam who will fight for our values and push back against the GOP's reckless and divisive agenda.

The Virginia governor's race is going to be close until the very end. Take a look below -- then make a donation to help put our candidates like Ralph and others across the country over the top on Tuesday.

Thanks,

What is I supposed to donate? I has some barfed up kibble I can send.  Also, I live in New York.  We has NO IDEA how this RALPH DOOD thinks I would efur vote for him.  

Anyway, I think the foo-ton dood is running for governor of furginia. Get out there and write him on your ballot.  Vote early.  Vote often. The cat vote is 'parently furry impawtant for this Ralph dood. 

Friday, November 03, 2017

WTH Friday

NICHOLAS CURIOUSPANTS

While scrolling through mommy's phone I saw THIS: WHO IS THIS???? 



Monday, October 30, 2017

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

1.  Bacon

2.  Eggs

3.  Chick-hen

4.  Roast Beast

5.  The mom ran out of crunchy food for us and gived us CANNED MACKEREL while she wented to the store.  OH. MY. BAST.  I want that EFURRYDAY FOREFUR


Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Thank you for the good wishes

SAMMY

Thank you efurryone for the good wishes.  For those of you who don't know or missed an earlier post, I has a cancerous tumor thing on my belly.  It's on the outside and it weeps guck and gross stuff sometimes.  And then I lick it and make it worse.  I also pulled out all of the furs around it.  The mom tries an e-collar on me and it made me miserable and I didn't eat.  So she said she has to find a way to cover up the tumor thing so that it doesn't ooze on stuff and make me lick it all the time. The v-e-t doesn't know if operating would work, and the price that she quoted the mom was really really really expensive


So that was way too much information, right? 

BTW - I bit Nicky in the face.  The mom was all mad.  I think that I deserve a pass for efurrying bad I does - 'acause I's sick.  Right? 

Monday, October 16, 2017

Meezer Monday

MILES

Yeah, it's Meezer Monday.  EVERY MONDAY IS MEEZER MONDAY and that woman just does not care. 

She doesn't feed me good foods anymore - except bacon and eggs and french toast yesserday.  Oh and ham.  But other than that and ice cream, I'm STARVING TO DEATH

We has a new woofie furriend - his name is Bryce.  He's something called a YELLOW LAB.  He's a slobber hound. 

Sammy is hanging in there, but he's getting skinnier and his belly is yukky.  the mom is trying to figure out how to wrap it up so he doesn't get belly goo all over efurrything.  I know.  TMI.  but it's true.  and it's gross.  


Tuesday, October 03, 2017

thoroughly DISGUSTED

MILES

we is losing all of our furriends and readers 'acuase the mom is a slacker.  

The mom says to tell you that since she changed our foods back to that crap, nasty vile crap, disgusting nasty vile crap, organic pea and duck crap, I has not been pooping soft poops all over the house.  You really didn't need to know that I was doing that in the first place, but i has stopped doing it.  That's no reason to NOT GIVE US THE GOOD FOODS THAT WE LIKE AND NOT THAT NASTY DISGUSTING VILE PEA AND DUCK CRAP THAT WE HATE. 

Also, she fell in a hole and did something bad to her foot.  

Then she gotted her arm stuck between the recliner and the wall and couldn't get it out, finally got out but now has a HUGE bruise all the way down her upper arm. 

She's really an idiot and I haf no idea how we have managed to stay alive as long as we have. 

Here is my disgusted look 


Thursday, September 21, 2017

Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS

So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  So mommy went back to the grain free duck and pea crap foods we used to like.  Except now we won't eat it.  Her answer? When you get hungry enough you'll eat it.  

Well, me and Miles was hungry enough tonight.  But we didn't eat that crap garbage stuff.  Instead, we stole he deli bag of roast beast and tore into it like "lions eating a zebra".  


ROAR

She can have that crap garbage stuff

Monday, September 18, 2017

Nailed her, um it

MILES

Yeah, I did puke on the mom's lap. 

Yeah she did jump up off the cowch

Yeah i did go flying through the air about 5 feet.  

it was the most PAWSOME thing ever


Also, it's TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

Here's ME, the Modern Meezer General (which is also the song you sing when you have been assimilated by the Borg)

 And here's Nicky in all of his Pirate Glory - this is how we make him walk the plank. 

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Trubble??

NICHOLAS TRUBBLEPANTS

Mommy, I DID NOT knock over your glass of iced coffee.  

It was ghosts.  

yep. 

ghosts. 

Can you really blame THIS FACE? 


Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS