Thursday, September 21, 2017

Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS

So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  So mommy went back to the grain free duck and pea crap foods we used to like.  Except now we won't eat it.  Her answer? When you get hungry enough you'll eat it.  

Well, me and Miles was hungry enough tonight.  But we didn't eat that crap garbage stuff.  Instead, we stole he deli bag of roast beast and tore into it like "lions eating a zebra".  


ROAR

She can have that crap garbage stuff

Monday, September 18, 2017

Nailed her, um it

MILES

Yeah, I did puke on the mom's lap. 

Yeah she did jump up off the cowch

Yeah i did go flying through the air about 5 feet.  

it was the most PAWSOME thing ever


Also, it's TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

Here's ME, the Modern Meezer General (which is also the song you sing when you have been assimilated by the Borg)

 And here's Nicky in all of his Pirate Glory - this is how we make him walk the plank. 

Thursday, September 14, 2017

Trubble??

NICHOLAS TRUBBLEPANTS

Mommy, I DID NOT knock over your glass of iced coffee.  

It was ghosts.  

yep. 

ghosts. 

Can you really blame THIS FACE? 


Friday, September 08, 2017

Ham stealing

MILES

Yep, I stole the ham right out of the mom's sammich WHILE SHE WAS EATING IT.  

She really needs to eat at the table and not on the cowch.  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Tuesday, September 05, 2017

One year ago

MILES

Our sweet Billy boy ran off to the Bridge.  We miss this face so much




In honor of Bily's Bridge Anniversary, we is having a dance pawty.  We knows that he is hafing one at the Bridge.  

Here's Billy's favorite song to dance to. 


Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Rudeness

MILES

We seem to haf a issue here. 

The mom says I IS RUDE for sticking mine head in front of her mouth when she's trying to eat.  

I say SHE IS RUDE for pushing it out of the way.  

Who is right? 


Thursday, August 24, 2017

Hey

MILES

Hey THE MOM!   Why is you hollering? I thought I didded a good job helping you wif the laundry - you know, getting mine furs all over efurryfing, folding it up in a ball and throwing it on the floor.  

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

What I did for mine boredom

NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS

This is what I did for mine boredom

1.  Pooed on the rug

2.  Excaped out the back door (I gotted catched 'afore I got off the catio)

*  Chased Sammy around the house 

Q.  Chased Miles around the house

7.  Laid on the mom's clean towels so that she got covered in cat hair after her bath

S.  walked on her face while she was sleeping 



Tuesday, August 15, 2017

I's bored

NICHOLAS TROUBLEMAKERPANTS

Kitties of the blog-o-sphere

I's BORED

Here are mine choices of things to do - you will 'acide for me

1.  Eat the love seat (i tried to do this as a kitten, but I don't think I was strong enough, maybe it's time to start again)

d.   Whap Sammy in the face elebenty-hundred times

&.  Puke on the floor 

9.  Chase Sammy all over the house 

q.  Send Miles away to a volcano

6.  Start biting mommy's stomach again at night

#.  Pull mom's cro-shay-ing apart 

8.  Send mommy with Miles, away to a volcano

9.  Invite aliens into the house to freak out Sammy

z.  take up macrame as a hobby

Friday, August 11, 2017

it's FUR-iday

MILES


The mom brushed us all last night.  I didn't look in the mirror, but I think I'm bald now.  The mom says we have 3 more bro-FURS.  

bwahahahaaha


Friday Dance Pawty!!!!


Thieving

NICHOLAS THIEVINGPANTS So, mommy is giving us new foods because of mine stoopid brofur Miles.  He barfs a lot when he has certain foods.  ...