Tuesday, January 10, 2006

We need Bail Money

And rehab. Too much shrimpy crack. We chased gramma Trixie and she felled down. So Mommy putted us in Jail.

11 comments:

Derby said...

Let me have mum call her lawyer. He will be right on it. How much do you need? 5 or 10 mousies? Or more?

The Meezers said...

Derby, Mommy said 3 mousies each!

Derby said...

Ok, Mum called the lawyer and he did all the paperwork. 6 mousies have been sent to jail bail for you.

Tell mum to let you out. Don't go knocking down little old kitties, again.

Now about the rehab.....or do you just want to try a 12 step program first?

Edsel/The Pooch said...

whoa, i have never heard of that shrimpycrack stuff. i told my Mom she MUST get me some. thank you for telling us 'bout it.

oscarwondercat said...

ohhhh is that stuff on the black market? How much stinky goodness can I trade you for it? I don't think I am allowed that stuff.

The Meezers said...

Derby, Thank you for bailing us out. We promise not to knock down any more old lady cats. We have started our 12 step program - step 1 - beg for more shrimpy crack.

Mia and Ghost said...

Is Trixie okay & have you been released?

The Meezers said...

Mia and Ghost - yes, Trixie is ok, we didn't mean to knock her over. She got lots of mommy lovings and feels much better. Mommy let us out, thanks to Derby's bail mousies.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

It looks like you'd be slim enough to fit through the jail bars when no one is looking.

Knightly, Lizzie, & Firenze said...

What's shrimpy crack and how do we get some of it?

Knightly

The Meezers said...

Knightly, Lizzie and Fiernze, look at the post below this one - shrimpy crack.

So I think that overnight delivery is a crock......

MILES Shoved back in the box by that bas***d in the bloo shorts again.  He said "overnight delivery back home"  Well, I climbe...