Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Cat Crazies

SAMMY

So, tonight when Mommy gotted home, she fixed a plate of pick-els and some deli sliced ham for dinner, and sat down on the couch to watch TV. She hadded to go out pretty soon after, so she was 'laxing and talking to us. Miles gets up on the couch and tries to get into Mommy's plate, so she putted a finger on his nose and said "NO NO NO Miles, get off the couch" and then it happend. Miles jammed his head into her plate and took the WHOLE STACK of ham and ran up the stairs wif it in his mouf, hid unner the bed and ate it ALL. Mommy was laughing so hard her face was leaking! Miles is a sneaky little piggie!

MILES

Well, the ofer day Mommy and I are chillin' on the couch, and she goes out into the kitchen to gets somefing, and she hears a knocking sound. After she looked around for a while, she seed one of the cabinet doors opening and closing and making the noise. She gotted scared, and picked up the mop, stood back and flinged open the door. wanna know what it was? SAMMY!! It was Sammy in the cabinet. He gotted the door open and climbed in, but it shutted behind him and he could not figure out how to open it again. Sometimes he's a little stoopid!

18 comments:

Max said...

GO MILES!!!!

Beau said...

hahahaha! Good for you, but next time give Sammy at least a bite!

Patches & Mittens said...

Oh, my goodness, what cat tails you are sharing with us! Mine Mom laughed hard too. Wunderful stories.

Les Trois Chats said...

Nice try at the "Sammy story" Miles, but yours takes the cake. Or the HAM, as the case may be, LOL...
~ tammara

DEBRA said...

{{{Sammy}}}

Don't feel bad about being in that cabinet. My sister Boo did the same thing in the bathroom cabinets.

You were just trying to be a big explorer puddy tat.

*Purrs

**Abby

Kukka-Maria said...

MILES! You are my hero!

Sammy...Brach sometimes gets confused when he gets stuck in the dark cupboards, too. This is what I tell him: "Don't play with the bull if you're not prepared to deal with the horns."

I don't know if he knows what that means, either.

The Meezers said...

Gosh Kukka, I didn't see any bulls in the cabinet, but next time I'll look harder. Sammy

Athena said...

Ha ha ha! Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Furry A** Off!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

HAHAHAHA! Those are two of the funniest stories I've heard in a long time. What a sight that must have been...the whole stactk of ham in his mouth!!!And mom & the mop...too funny!! SSS's mom

Edsel/The Pooch said...
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Edsel/The Pooch said...

Miles, you are a DUDE

William said...

Teach me how to do that, Miles!

one of us said...

Heehee ~Merlin

Knightly, Lizzie, & Firenze said...

Hehehe...good job Miles!!!

The Monsters

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Hahahaha. Excellent work, Miles! And no sharing either.

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

Those are great stories, we am laughin' way hard! I got stuck in a cabinet once when I was younger. Mom could hear me meowin' but couldn't figure out where I was.
~Smeagol

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Our Mom's laffin so hard she's leakin too! It's good to keep our Mom's on their toes!

Ullrick said...

I WANT SOME HAM TOO!

p.s. what is ham, by the way>

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