Friday, March 31, 2006
I fink Mommy is trying to kill me. Last night, she:
1. Satted on me
B. Stepped on me
3. Layed on me
Oh, shur, after she satted on me and stepped on me, she gave me a little ham, but I don't know. She was going to sit down on the couch and I wanted to sit there too, so I jumped up when she was sitting down. Then when she wented to get whatever it was that she was cooking that smelled so good, I ran to the kitchen wif her and sat behind her real quiet, like a good boy, and she stepped on my paw. After that she layed down on me in the bed. Then this morning - she stepped on me again. She said somefing about me being under her feet, but I was doing my best to be cute and winding around her while she was going down the stairs. And she stepped on my tail.
Grampa Norton and Gramma Trixie say that she's just a big clumsy oaf, but Sammy says she's trying to kill me. Who should I believe? What do you all fink?
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