Monday, April 03, 2006

The Beepy Thing

SAMMY
She didn't set the beepy thing last night. I noticed that the little light was not on for the beepy thing, so this morning I took matters into my own paws. I started by pushing efurrything off the bedside table 'cept her glasses. That only got me a "Sammy, stop it and get down" and then a shove off the table. So then I sat on her head. That got me picked up and put under the covers in snuggling position. Ok, it was still dark out, so I snuggled and took a nap. Then I shoved my nose inside her ear and licked it - that was just gross. But she rolled over and lookded at the clock - she said it was 4:30am, and that she didn't have to get up for 2 1/2 more hours. My question to her was - how long is that? She didnt' answer, she just grabbed me and put me in snuggling position again. So I figured that I could use anofer nap. Then Miles came up and got under the covers and bit her toes. She looked at the clock again and it was 5:00am. I told her that the red light was not on the beepy thing, but she STILL didn't notice. She picked up all the stuff i shoved off the table, so I shoved it all off again. Then I sat on her stomach. Then I sat on her head. Then Miles and I wrestled on her stomach. Finally she gotted out of bed and said "why didn't the 'larm go off?" and then noticed that the red light was not on. It was 7:05 and she was a little late. Then she picked me up and hugged me and said that now she understood why I was being a bad boy all morning. A BAD BOY? Heck, I saved her lazy butt from getting fired! Some people have no 'preciation.

11 comments:

Ayla said...

They never seem to understand that you are trying to help them. Sometimes I wonder why we even bother.

DEBRA said...

Sammy

You were so sweet to look out for your Momma! All we do for our umans!

I get my Momma up at 4AM every day!
Keep her on her toesies.

*Purrs
**ABBY

Knightly, Lizzie, & Firenze said...

These humans never appreciate us the way they are supposed to. Mom doesn't even let us sleep with her. I blame it on Knightly and that he used to pounce her too much in the middle of the night.

Lizzie

Les Trois Chats said...

Good save, Sammy, LOL.

Mrs. Sniffles said...

You are very lucky that you have free reign and can pounce around like that and help your Kitty Parents. I'll bet that once they notice you're helping them you get lots of treats. I wish I could be helpful and get lots of treats. But I don't think that your Kitty Mommy is trying to kill Miles. My Bunny Parents accidentally bop me all the time because their eyes are too high up to see us.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Way to go Sammy!

Gigolo Kitty said...

Sammy, I wish you had you as my alarm clock instead of that fat lazy GK who sleeps all day.

Patches & Mittens said...

Good for your Sammy! The Mom and Dad don't have to get up at any certain time cuz they are 'tired, but I make them get up straightaway at 5:00. There is no need to sleep, sleep, sleep.....for hours on end....

You are nice to let your Mom put you in a snuggling position. We girls only go into the snuggling position if and when WE want to.

Derby said...

Gee, I try to turn the buzzy thing off for mum so she will stay home. Doesn't happen though. Bummer.

Bonnie said...

It's work sometimes to get humans to move.. my cats know that. Usually they take the time to just snooze with me!

Kelly Cat said...

Sammy, listen buddy, humans can drive you crazy at times, but try to understand that they are not cats. Then, try to forgive them for not being cats. Just remember they also give you stinky goodness and ham...

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