Tuesday, April 25, 2006
The Forbidden Room
Patches and Mittens wanted to know what is in our Forbidden Room. Our Forbidden Room was not always Forbidden to us. Until I caused trouble in there. There is a nice bed wif a fluffy feather top on it that me and Trixie liked to sleep on. And a big window sill like in the people's litterbox room, wif a printer on it. And a 'puter desk, wif no 'puter on it (Mommy uses a laptop now, so she loaned the 'puter to a friend of hers, but then he went to the People's Rainbow Bridge on christmas eve, and she doesn't know what happened to it). There's a dresser wif a basket for coins, which we liked to knock over, and daddy's antique chair that needs to be restored. But that's not where I caused trouble. Mommy has a green house in the forbidden room, and it hadded some plants in it that she was growing to put outside this spring, and they looked furry delicious and smelled good, so I finded a way to get under the plastic cover and get to the ones on the bottom. And I ated them. And then I barfed on the rug. So, now it's a Forbidden Room again. Oh, and because Mommy is not such a good plant person, all the rest of the little plants died. Oh, shur, she says it's 'acause the heater that was keeping the greenhouse warm and steamy stopped werking one day and the plants got cold and died, but I think it's 'acuase she doesn't know what she's doing.
NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS This is what I did for mine boredom 1. Pooed on the rug 2. Excaped out the back door (I gotted catched 'af...