Wednesday, April 05, 2006

HAM

MILES

Ham I love it so
It's hiding in the cold box
YUM! It's honey ham!

The staring werked. Well, it didn't werk right away, she thought I was just being cutsey. And then she went to the bean v-e-t so I hadded to rest my eyes from all that staring. When she gotted home, she hadded to werk more and study for some test. But then, she wented to the big cold box and I ran after her and when she opened it I yowled as loud as I could and she taked out the box the ham was in and taked out a piece. I almost climbed right up her leg. She wented to the couch wif a plate and was ripping it up into little pieces, and i stood on the plate and just ate the piece right from her hand. Then she gived Sammy some nip 'acause he doesn't eat many treats, and then she telled me that I hadded to share my stash of ham wif gramma trixie and grampa norton. Well, that was ok 'acause I love them and efurryfing, but then she made a sammich for herself wif MY ham. And putted mouse-turd on it. That was just WRONG.

9 comments:

DEBRA said...

Miles

You hadda some yum yum ham! Oh boy that sounded real good! Momma gave me some of her meataballa samwich last night and I liked it lots. I love sittin' in Momma's lap and eatin' her food.

Hi Sweet Sammy... I love da nips too!

*Purrs
**ABBY

brandi said...

Hamm. We haven't had any lately. I loves my hamm. Lucky you! Mama! Bring home some hamm!

Oreo said...

I hope your Momie is ok.

Buzzerbee & meep said...

"mouse-turd" hahahaha! We think our mom may have had a *accident* she was laffin' so hard when she read that! Hope your mom is feelin' good!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Y-E-S! You gotted your ham!!!!!

Derby said...

HAM, good stuff. I gotted a little bit of fish tonight.

Edsel/The Pooch said...

we hope mouseturd is mustard, they're way different. anyway, glad you got some ham, i don't care much for it myself... give me SEAFOOD!!

Kelly Cat said...

Exxxxxcelllent! You got your ham! (My Mama gave me some fish tonight -- I want more!)

Sanjee said...

Mouse turd on your ham? Ewwwww Good thing you got some ham first!

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