Saturday, April 01, 2006

Revenge

MILES

I gotted Mommy back for trying to smoosh me with her butt. When she gotted home from werk last night, I 'tended that I wasn't still mad at her for squishing me, and I jumped up on her. Then I flipped over onto my back and wiggled around. She thoughted I was being cute, but then I did it. Silent but deadly. She started gagging and coughing and askded me what crawled up inside my butt and died. She askded me if I was trying to kill her. HAHAHA. Then I gotted down and ran upstairs because HOLY COW, even I don't know how a smell like that could come out of a little kitty like me.

10 comments:

Tommy and Teaghan said...

Bwhaaahaaa! That was a good wake up laugh for us! Don't eat bwoccoli rabe coz that makes the bad smell come out of Beau Beau. Haaaa haa!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh no Miles....your Mama didn't mean to almost squish you! It was an accident,your Mama loves you!

Abby: Miles ifn' I was you I'd be real careful.Our humans are big wiggly oafs!

HI Sammy!!!

**Purrs
***ABBY

Shaggy and Scout said...

Well timed, Miles!

Unknown said...

Purrrs !! =^^=

Amy in NC said...

HAHAHAHA!!!! That was funny Miles! Mom gets mad since I don't cover my poop in the litter box and it smells really bad since I am on a special diet for my allergies. Actually, that is how I make sure that she scoops the litter box.

~Knightly

Max said...

HAHAHAHA!
Good job!

Gigolo Kitty said...

Miles, have you been talking to GK and Missy?!? Do you guys carry fart factories inside those fluffy little tummies?

Lone Star Purrs said...

That's funny as heck!!! I don't think my girls fart...but they sure can stink up the house!

~Becca (meeko and Kiara's mom)

Frostin said...

You showed her good Miles. :)

Kukka-Maria said...

Nice! Ham smells better the second time around, right?

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