Thursday, April 13, 2006

Top 10 reasons why I cannot lay still

MILES

I cannot lay still because:

10. There is much to explore under the covers
9. Your arm pits still smell like cookies
8. Which makes me think about food
7. Like Ham
6. And Shrimps
5. There is somefing on the wall that only I can see, and I must kill it
4. I'm still trying to figure out how to stand on the ceiling
3. If your nose is stuffy and you're going to put Vicks there, I'm going to lick it off
2. I hear Sammy breathing and I need to rabbit kick him
1. I'm a cat, it's 3am, you do the math.

9 comments:

Gemini said...

I can see the thing on the wall! I love those invisible bugs that you have to kill. It drives my mom nuts, especially because I'll see a spider large enough for her to see every now and then...

Patches & Mittens said...

You forgetted the full moon!!! I go nuts on a full moon.....Also, another one is "just because"

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

And just because the screens are in the windows now, I'm gonna climb them! -Scout

DEBRA said...

And if you move your toesies I am going to attack them!

Hi Sweetie Sammy...wanna go Easter egg huntin?

**Purrrssss
**ABBY

Bonnie Underfoot said...

I cannot lay still because you're hogging my blankets.

Victor Tabbycat said...

My nose itches, so I'm going right in your face to sneeze.

Carmen said...

You need a wooly-bully!

Valderbar said...

A great explanation. don't forget the racing. Must race!

Zeus said...

I don't know if this is something you could add to your list or not, but Isis cannot lay still because she wants to be pet in a particular place and only that place. If my human pets her wrong, she will run away.

How is Sammy doing?

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