Monday, April 10, 2006

What is deoderant? And why does it smell like cookies?

MILES

I'm sorry Mom. I really am. I know you like it when we snuggle you at night, and I know you like it when we gives you lots of sandpaper kisses too. But somefing smelled really wonderful while you were sleeping and I hadded to try and find it. It seemed to be coming from you. I sniffed and sniffed and I finally found it, so I started licking it, and trying to nibble it. I didn't mean to wake you up. How was I 'apposed to know that your new deoderant was banilla scented? It smelled like cookies to me, and I wanted a bite. Maybe you should go back to using the kind that doesn't smell like cookies. Then I woudn't have to bite your armpit at 4am when I'm hungry. It's not nice to tease a kitty like that.

17 comments:

DEBRA said...

Miles

You found some yummy smells early this morning. It made you hungry. How wuz you s'ppse to know it was your Momma? I know you musta surprised her.

Hi sweetie Sammy!

Purrs...
**ABBY

Kelly Cat said...

Miles, who can figure humans out? Putting food smells under their arms is just the latest in a looong list of weird things they do! (Don't get me started!)

Kukka-Maria said...

Hey...if she insists upon buying banana ice cream, instead of vanilla, what does she expect you to do?

I say keep licking the pits until she caves.

Before I forget: Awhile ago, you talked about Grandpa Norton's health. How is he doing?

The Meezers said...

Kukka - One of us will update efurryone tomorrow on Grampa Norton. Thanks for asking! - Miles

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Miles, being a kitty can be real confusin' sometimes. I'm confused almost all the time. -Scout

Gemini said...

Wow! My mom doesn't wear anything banana flavored. I'm not sure I'd like it.

Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce said...

In defense of us poor fragile humans, you kitties have to realize that there really is not much freakier in the world than the sensation of a wet nose or a raspy tongue suddenly jabbed into an armpit at 3:00am. Dolce does this still on a regular basis.

Luna said...

haha! so funny!my mom smell so goog too!
Welcome to my purrday party in april 15! I will be one year old! =^^=

Knightly, Lizzie, & Firenze said...

HAHAHAHA!!!! That's what humans get when they make themselves smell like food.

Knightly

one of us said...

Ahahahahaha, cookies... ahahahaha ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO

Derby said...

hehehe. Sometimes I lick mum's legs when she gets out of the shower. That always makes her jump. But I don't think she uses anything flavored that I want to lick.

Les Trois Chats said...

Heehee, Miles! I bet it didn't TASTE like cookies, huh? Moms sure put weird stuff on to make themselves smell like other stuff. Good thing she didn't have ham-flavored deoderant...

Victor Tabbycat said...

Hey, I woner if I could gets my mom to try some of that? Her pits just smell like soap. I likes to lick her fingers and I loves to groom her an my boy's hair, specially when Mom just got it made shorter. I also licked the salt offa some crackers. Now I'm hungry!

Max said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Did she yelp really good?

Edsel/The Pooch said...

yuk, that musta tasted bad. i say give us more treats and we won't have to lick our beans!

William said...

My mom thought this was just the funniest thing!

Zeus said...

My human laughed out loud too! She now considers herself to be forewarned!

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