Tuesday, May 16, 2006

It's MY JOB


SAMMY

When the beepy thing goes off in the morning, it's MY JOB to try and turn it off.

When your telephone rings, it's MY JOB to try and answer it, and then bring it to you, even if that means pushing it off the table.

When you go into the human litterbox room in the morning it's MY JOB to jump onto the windowsill and give you the morning weather report.

It's MY JOB to make shur that you don't forget how to do a proper hamstring rub when I'm laying next to you.

There's ofer jobs around here that Miles can do. Why does he haf to try and take over all my jobs?

10 comments:

William said...

It's the job of little brothers to try to take over the jobs of big brothers. I think it's the law.

Patches & Mittens said...

Seems like you have lotsa jobs for one little Siamese, if you please! Along with maturity comes responsibilty Momma says. I must say, Mittens's doesnt try to do my jobs, because I keep her in line and half scairt of me. Try that.

Patches Lady

DEBRA said...

Sammy

I can tell ya that Patches is right. Make'm half scairth of you and waa-laa you don't have NO problems. All of my brofurs and sisfurs are scairth of me.Even doh I is a itty bitty kitty I walks like a BIG CAT! MEOWRRRR....but I's is as sweet as honey to dos I lub...I do lubs my Momma!

Don't let Miles do your jobs Sweet Sammy!

*PURRS
*ABBY

Gemini said...

You have lotsa jobs there Sammy. I think you should explain to Miles that there are lots more things to do. Emm... you know like watching to be sure your mom doesn't fall into the human litter box that she sits on (I do that) and helping make the bed.

Kukka-Maria said...

I think you should contact Finnegan J. Katz, lawyer extraordinaire, to help you draw up a binding contract that spells out exactly what you do and what Miles is allowed to do.

Finnegan got Victor's case dismissed...I think he might be the guy for the job!

Luna said...

oh! guy,good job and good cat! =^^=

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Sammy, you need to delegate.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Don't you hate it when the offer cat in the house tries to do what is already yor job? I have certain fings to do and whatever is left I gives to Angie. You is doing a lot though Sammy. Maybe you can give him somefing you don't like to do. hee hee

one of us said...

Maybe he is just trying to be your assistant ~Merlin

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Hmph, I say if he wants to do all the work, let him. It frees you up for important tasks like napping, bird watching, napping and eating.

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