Thursday, May 18, 2006

Somefing is living in Mommy's throat

SAMMY

And it's making ALOT of noise! Ferst, Mommy said it was a frog, but we has seen frogs on our patio, and they don't sound like that. Then she says it's Alleriges. We has never seen an Allergy, but if they make that kind of noise, then they should have to leave the house at night. Even laying on her face didn't make it stop. Then she gotted up at least a squillion times last night 'acause she said she couldn't breathe. We tolded her to stay home today, but she said she hadded to go to werk. I am so tired this morning that I fink I need 100 extra naps.


MILES
Also, in regards to the latest post by Magoo et al, WE are NOT the Meezers that gotted Kukka-Maria in trouble with the government in Canada. We are American. And we LOVE Kukka, we would nefurr do anyfing to get her in any kind of trouble. Kukka darling, if there's anyfing we can do to help you wif the Meezers in Canada, let us know. Between us and Cheysuli (who is going to be our next President, so she has all the contacts) we can get you out of any trouble.

SAMMY

Oh, and one last fing - Mommy maded a mistake about Trixie's Purrfday - it's actually on the 20th not today. Our daddy knows all those things and he tolded her it was the 20th. SO, we are not being mean by not saying Happy Purrfday to Trixie.

11 comments:

William said...

Sammy, I think that birthday thing is a universal mom problem. It's happened to us, too.

Kukka-Maria said...

Miles, I appreciate the heads up on the Canadian Government thing. I kept seeing Canadian calls coming in my cell phone all day yesterday, but I just assumed it was Michael J. Fox calling to profess his love for me...again, so I didn't answer.

At Magoo's site, I posted a formal apology to the Canadian Government--in Canadian English (so they would understand). I hope they feel my sincerity and forgive me.

As for those big-mouthed Canadian Meezers (no relation to you guys or Chey, I am sure), we need to get some revenge--Sopranos style.

Zeus has said he's Italian...I'll have to check his connections.

Gigolo Kitty said...

I hope your Mom is feeling better!

Patches & Mittens said...

Sometimes our Mom gets a horse in her froat. That's what she says, anyway. I have her open wide, but I see no equine animal in there. Mom has a big mouth....but I don't think it is that big!!

Patches Lady

DEBRA said...

Whoa nelly I hope your Mom is feelin better. Know you don't want no froggies in your throats!

Sammy I knows you wuz up all night tending to your Momma.You needs to take a good long nap today!

Miles I know you and Sammy would help get Kukka outta any tru-ble wif the auh-thor-i-tees. We's need you in poo-lit-ee-col office to make our country safe!

HI Sweetest Sammy!!
Purrrsssss
*ABBY

Gemini said...

My momma said she is sorry that your momma feels so badly. Cheysuli is very upset about the Canadian Meezer thing too and she wanted me to type that.

Zeus said...

I have the allergies too, Sammy. They stink! I don't even know what makes them appear, but if I did, I wouldn't do it anymore.

Also, Miles, it's a relief to know that we can all keep talking. I was worried when they said Siamese cats were involved!

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Is Kukka-Maria sure they're REAL Siamese involved? Finny showed how Victor's trouble mite of been a mistake by my woman. No offense, but you meezers all look alike to me.

Derby said...

Happy Purrthday to Trixie and Norton

Beau Beau & Angie said...

We jus saw your comment that you has a Wegmans! Maybe you could go there and get some good foods to go down your froat an make it feels better.

Oreo said...

That thing really gets around cause mine Mom gots it too. She keeps makin LOUD achoo noises & I don't like it!

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