MILES
Now that I'm 1 (and fank you for all the purrfday wishes last week), there are some things that I have seen and heard that I just don't get, so maybe some of you ofer poodins who have been around longer than me can help me wif some of these.
1. If I'm sitting out in the kit-chen by the food dishes, why does Mommy always say "oh, are you hungry?"
2. Why am I not allowed to jump into the hot air clothes thingy?
c. When the washer tub overflows (Mommy says it's bad pipes in the basement) why doesn't she come running when I'm down there screaming my head off? Why does she just yell at me to come upstairs?
4. Why doesn't she like it when I get up on the bafroom counter and chew on her toofbrush? She always tells me my breaf smells bad, and the toofbrush smells minty good.
d. Why, when I get perfekt-ly comfortable laying on her when she's sitting on the couch, does she have to get up and make me move?
5. Why can't I have ham efurry day?
OH, and Mommy broughted me home somefing really good from the rest-a-rant that she tooked her Mommy to for Mother's Day - PIG/COW - oferwise known as fillet mig-non. It was cow wrapped in pig. Mommy cutted some up for me and it was really really good. Trixie and Sammy didn't want any, so I gotted to eat all of it by myself. She said that the rest was hers for dinner tonight. Not if I have anyfing to say about it.
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Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Good bye my sweet sweet Nicky. You has a hard time sometimes with your brain injury, but you were always so sweet. I love you to the moon...
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Gosh, Miles, I am 12 and I still don't know the answer to your questions! The Mom says I have "kitty brefs" and she makes a face...not nice!
Mittens Pollypaws
I'm with Mittens. Some of those questions have been around since Bast. Or some form of them, anyway!
Wow Miles...
In all my kittie wisdom I still don't have da answers to your question. Who can figure out da beans?
Hi Sweet Sammy!
*PURRS
*ABBY
I, too would vote for hamm efurry day! Nummmmmy!
I don't get why she won't let you chew on her toothbrush! It stands to reason your breath might be questionable when you are cleaning your nether-regions...how else does she expect you to freshen up, but by using her toothbrush!?
I just chew on my mom's toothbrush when she's not home. What she doesn't know, won't hurt her!
I am 1 on Saturday and I'd like help with those questions too......
We have so much to learn in our first year, don't we? But some questions will always remain unanswered.
Maxwell Smarkitty
P.S. Have you told her about HER breath in the morning? Humans have some nerve saying anything about our breath. Kittybreath is always a good thing.
Good questions and ones I hab been askin myself. My Mom says I have yucky bref and tries to stick qtips in my mouf. Maybe I needs some pig/cow to rip apart wif my teefies and get the stink out.
we don't have the answers to those questions and mom is too busy to tell us. She says we need breathe mints sometimes but so does she! We gotted to have some of her grilled salmon for lunch yesterday! We wishes mothers day was everyday!!!!
You are turning into a true gormand (sp?) Miles
I'm to little to know any of those answers, but my momma does know someone who has a kitty that chewed tooth bushes. Every time that person burshed there teeth the kitty tried to chew the brush. Finally they bought the kitty it's own brush, and laid it on the counter at the same time. Both the human and the kitty had fresh breath. That makes sense to me...Tell your mom you need a brush of your own.
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