Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Mommy is NOT happy

SAMMY

Can you believe it? Mommy SWATTED my behind this morning!!!!! She was not happy wif me for jumping all ofurr her last night and tossing stuff off the tables next to the bed. Did she bofur to ask me WHY I was doing this? Of course not. At one point, she locked me out of the bedroom, so I frew myself against the door for a long time and she letted me back in. I kepted doing it because THERE WAS NO CRUNCHY FOOD IN OUR BOWL. And I has to have a full bowl of crunchy food at night so that if I gets hungry, I has food to eat. But there was no food. So I hadded to try and get her up to go get some. But did she? NO. She wented to the bafroom a squillion times to make gross gaggy noises and complain that her tummy hurted, but she didnt' get me any crunchy food. Finally, after a squillion hours of trying to get her up, I knockded the lamp off the table and SHE SWATTED MY BEHIND. Ok, wel, she swatted AT my behind 'acause she was still laying in bed and I was on the floor and moving purrty fast out of the way of her hand, but still. That's just not right. I fink I need a new Mommy.

14 comments:

DEBRA said...

Sammy my sweet

You don't needs a new Mommy. Your poor Mommy is not feelin' good and she needs your extra purrs to make her better. She didn't mean to be harsh wif you my sweet Sammy. I'm sure she will give you lots of extra love and rubs and FOOD!

Purrssssss

*ABBY

William said...

I don't think you need a new mommy either, Sammy--food in any form was probably not on her mind if she was feeling sickie. Plus, you and I both really know that even if we're forced to wait, we're not actually going to starve--no matter how we make it seem that way.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

It's terrible what you have to do to get just a few measly morsels to keep you alive. The only excuse is your Mom isn't feeling well, so you might consider forgiving her...but just this once!

Kukka-Maria said...

I kept the receipt for my mom. I've heard if you keep the receipt, you can get a full-refund.

Patches & Mittens said...

You better be a bit nicer to her, cuz her is sick sick.

Momma tried the squirty bottle on me, but she accidently squirted Mittens cuz we looks the same in the dark. She yells at Mittens sometimes when she thinks it is me...does your momma ever get you 'afused???

Patches Lady

Chatham said...

tsk, tsk. Your poor mommy. And poor you!

Zeus said...

Sammy, it's nice to see our human lady pets react the same way. At least your's missed! However, I still think you should probably be a bit more patient and nicer to her during this time since she is sick.

brandi said...

Look, when your mama is sick, the kitty rules state you have to take care of her, not make her sicker.

Sorry to sound mean, but those are the RULES. We nurse our beans when they are not feeling well.

I am sending headbutts and purrs to your mama. She needs them!!

Ayla said...

Oh I know what you're going through. The Mom had that bad stomach virus thingie and she didn't give us our Stinky Goodness for a whole day. I was quite upset, but it was hard to get mad at her when she looked so awful.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

I have been wild too as you can read in my blog. Mom has been putting me in the basement if I act up. Bah humbug. 4:30 is morning no matter how you look at it. -Scout

jenianddean said...

Keep your Mommy ... she only swatted at you because she cares, and because you were a little nuts, maybe. My sister has been a little nutsy herself lately ... something in the air. Just let your Mommy know you're not alone in your behavior.
--Jasper

Mrs. Sniffles said...

Aw Sammy, it sounds like she may not have been feeling good, so I think you should forgive her. Maybe give her a grace period. But then if she forgets to feed you can you swat at her behind right back.

Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh, Bonnie's just like you if the bowl is empty ofurnite. I just walk on the bed more than usual, but I know I won't really starve to death... much. I hope yur mom's feelin better soon. Look, if you help her feel better, she'll be back to memberin your food ofurnite.

Hot(M)BC said...

Better to forgive your Mommy than to go try to find a new one. It's easier too. Since she didn't feel so good, it should be real easy. She's a nice Mommy, just not feelin so good.
Purrrrrrrrrs!
Boni and the gang

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS