Can you believe it? Mommy SWATTED my behind this morning!!!!! She was not happy wif me for jumping all ofurr her last night and tossing stuff off the tables next to the bed. Did she bofur to ask me WHY I was doing this? Of course not. At one point, she locked me out of the bedroom, so I frew myself against the door for a long time and she letted me back in. I kepted doing it because THERE WAS NO CRUNCHY FOOD IN OUR BOWL. And I has to have a full bowl of crunchy food at night so that if I gets hungry, I has food to eat. But there was no food. So I hadded to try and get her up to go get some. But did she? NO. She wented to the bafroom a squillion times to make gross gaggy noises and complain that her tummy hurted, but she didnt' get me any crunchy food. Finally, after a squillion hours of trying to get her up, I knockded the lamp off the table and SHE SWATTED MY BEHIND. Ok, wel, she swatted AT my behind 'acause she was still laying in bed and I was on the floor and moving purrty fast out of the way of her hand, but still. That's just not right. I fink I need a new Mommy.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
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