Thursday, July 20, 2006

Fings to 'Amember


A couple of days ago, my Sweet Abby's mom wroted on her bloggie about fings that Abby, Ping, Jinx, Boo and Gracie needed to 'amember. Well, I has a list of fings that our mommy needs to 'amember:

A. all the toys are mine. If you buy 3 of somefing, all 3 are mine.
B. all the nip is mine.
3. All the crunchies are mine. I don't really like stinky goodness that much, and I don't like people food except people tuna and maybe some roast beef
4. The windowsill in the people's litterbox room is mine.
E. If I frow somefing off a table, it's 'acause I want to play wif it for 2.8 seconds. And if you put it back on the table after that, I will get up on the table and frow it off again.
6. If you don't put a pillow ofurr your head when it gets light out, I will just lay on your face and get my fur in your nose and mouf.
G. when i say it's time to get up, I will frow stuff off the table and hit you in the head wif it.
H. I drink out of all of your water glasses when you are not looking
9. The more you need to use the human litter box, the longer I will stand on the seat 'afore I jump onto the windowsill. Don't wait till the last minute.
10. Yes, I will continue to bring down your dirty clothes from the hamperand leave them in the hallway when you are not home. I will not tell how I get into the hamper. It's a see-krit


Don't furrget that tomorrow is Pandy's 18th purrfday party!


DEBRA said...


YOU ROCK! I will hafta to give my Momma MY list! I don't know how she thought I would be able to 'mber all dos rules she has.

HI Miles & Trixies!

Bye to my sweetest Sammys!
Purrs & Headbutts

Patches & Mittens said...

You need to post these things to amember so she can see them.....they forget, either by mistake or possibly on purpose. See you at the party!

Patches Lady

Patches & Mittens said...

Is Trixie cumin to the party?

Mittens Pollypaws

Gemini said...

Oh I will have to make a list for my Momma. It's furry short because I'm still not sure of everything I hafta do though!

Cecilia said...

See what you did Sammy! Now I'm getting a list from Bubbles and Mrs. B.

Maggie & Molly said...

Mama moved us please change the bookmark again..Sorry this is the last time we promise

Miss Maggie May
Miss Molly & Mom

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

My number one rule is this...
Do not sleep with your hand under the pillow. If you do, I'll have to dig it out with my claws so that you can pet me at 4AM.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Heh, heh. We do the "stand on the toilet seat" and make them wait trick too!

Anonymous said...

I'm going to print this and give it to my mommy when she comes

Emma's Kat said...

Ok now Sammy! Emma says she would like to follow some of your rules. She does pretty much rule the house! And, Btw Sammy...Great counting and use of your letters there! A. B. 3. 4. E. LOL!

William said...

Tell ME how you do the hamper trick! I haven't done that one yet!

one of us said...

Excellent list Sammy. Hopefully your Mom will remember all those things ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO

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