According to the Declaration of Independence, we haf the right to
Life, Libety and the Pursuit of Happiness.
Our mommy tolded us all about the Founding Fathers and that after all they went through to make our country free, most of them died in poverty. They gave efurryfing they had to make our country great.
Mommy and daddy (and Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton, and Ralphie) used to life in Phil-a-del-phia for a long time. They wented to the place where the Declaration of Independence was signed, and visited the Liberty Bell many times. They fink efurry American should visit this place at least once in their lifetime, so that they can appreciate what these great men went frough to start our country.
We are going to go and engage in one of our rights - The Pursuit of Stinky Goodness (otherwise known as Happiness in a can).
Haf a Happy Fourth of July efurry one!