Saturday, July 01, 2006

WHA???



MILES

Bean werds are stoopid. Mommy says to me "Miles, want some HAM-burger?"

Well, DUH, of course I want HAM-burger. It's oinky goodness!!!!!

Um, WHA??? This don't taste like oinky goodness! It tastes like MOO-burger! Why is it called HAM-burger if it's MOO-burger???

ARRRGH. I'm all 'afused.

12 comments:

Zeus said...

I have to agree, Miles. That is quite silly!

Anonymous said...

Miles, I've always wondered about this myself. Very, very confusing. And a little mean, where you are concerned, with your great love of ham.
~ tammara

Fat Eric said...

Hi Miles, sorry you didn't enjoy the burger. Funnily enough there was a programme on TV last night all about Hamburgers, it turns out they were invented by a man from Hamburg, Germany - so nothing to do with ham at all! I never understood that until I watched the programme.

Shaggy and Scout said...

CATfish is another one. Swimmin' cats?

Tommy and Teaghan said...

You is one ham lovin' guy! We agree, it is confusin' bout the ham and moo mix up.

Gemini said...

Momma told me that it's furry confusing to her too, Miles, when I asked her. She also said you are a furry, furry handsome cat in that photo! She says you can come visit us any time.

Max said...

Fat Wric is right...people sometimes name food after PLACES of all things. But let me warn you, if you're ever offered a hamBOOGER, don't take it...

Victor Tabbycat said...

Watch out for hot dogs. I don't fink anyone knows what's in them.

Just Ducky said...

Miles, there is HAM, which is bestest, hamburger or as mum calls it ground beef. It isn't a hamburger unless it gets put into a patty. I will eat both.

Fat Eric helped us understand and sandwiches were name after a British guy, Earl of Sandwich.

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Hamburger (named after the town in Germany) is really Mooburger. Hamm is oinkburger. Catfish are not cats. Hotdogs are not made from dogs. But hamburger is almost as tasty as hamm. There is nothing like Hamm..... But mooburger is pretty good.

Edsel/The Pooch said...

i agree, i have written before about the confusing words they use. you gotta watch your back and not assume anything.

Kukka-Maria said...

I'm with you, Miles. Just last week I realized I not only struggle to understand Canadian English, but now British English is a pain.

I'm fluent in 32 different languages (Swahili, for one), yet I can't seem to grasp these?

UGH!

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