Wednesday, August 16, 2006

do I has furs on my teef?


Mommy says that she is going to buy us (well, me and Sammy) toof-brushes. I don't feel any furs on my teef, why do they need to be brushed. She says that we has bad breaf. I tried telling her that breaf doesn't come from my TEEF, if comes from somewhere else - I don't know 'zactly where, but I know if doesn't come from my teef. I've seen mommy brush her teef in the morning. She has a toofbrush that makes a whirring noise and swirls all around her teef. NO WAY you're sticking somefing like that in MY mouf lady!


DEBRA said...

OH boy OH BOY Miles

Yur Momma is going to be fur a Sur-prize when she tries to brush your toofies. The V-E-T said to Momma to put a little toofiepaste on her finger and use that at first to get us use to somefink in our moufs...but bean finkers are meant to have the bitey put on them. Furget that toofiepaste. YUCK! We don't want no toofiepaste!

HI to my sweetest most gorgeous blue-eyed Sammys!
HI Miss Trixie. Hope you are feelin' well today.

Purrs & headbutts

Latte said...

OK, being that you are meezers, it is your duty to fight this toothbrushing thing with all that is in you.

Oh they've tried brushes, finger brushes, bare fingers- EVERYTHING. But I'm smarter, I fight and chomp my teeth and wriggle a lot. There is no way they can brush my teeth! And that toothpaste stuff does NOT taste like chicken. While everything else in the world may, that stuff does not!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Bite, bite, bite it Miles! Mom says sometimes a bad tooth will make stinky breath. But show her your teeth are fine by using them on that ole toothbrush thing!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

The other kitties are right. The only way to stop this 'toothbrush' foolishness is to bite early and bite often.Our Mum gives us some special treats that are supposed to help.

PrincessMia said...

ooh, be careful of the toothbrushes! The sound very suspicious.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

i like toofbrushers! but nobuddy uses 'em on me. i mean i like the toofbrushers that the teenagers use. they leaves 'em in a cup thingy on the counter in the bafroom an i jumps up there an puts the bitey on 'em. i don't fink they knows 'bout that though

caspersmom said...

Toofbrushes. Ha, Mom has given up on that, can't even get Amber to give in. Mom says our food stinks and that is what gives us bad breath. She says she is going to try a new kind, maybe that helps with fur balls, since Cleo and Gizmo has long hair and barfs them up sometimes. Boy, mom sure got mad yesterday. Gizmo ate grass outside and barfed all over Mom's bed and she didn't catch it in time and she had to strip it all down to the mattress pad and wash it all. I barfs on the floor when I get fur balls from grooming Cleo but not very often. About those toofbrushes, I wouldn't let my mom put that in my mouth.


Rico Loco said...

Rhett likes to steal the peoples toof brushes, one day he lefted Paw's in the litter...MOL

Patches & Mittens said...

Mom says we have fish breaf......course, Momma, it comes from the stinky goodness. She says euuuu when we yawn, rude!!!


Ariel said...

Miles tell your mom she can save her money on the toof- brushes. Just do what I do and use hers. Hope mom does'nt read this mom I'm just kidding.

Patches & Mittens said...

Hi, bestest furrend Trixie:

Is your Momma gonna make your brush your toofies, too?

Mittens Pollypaws

Buzzerbee & meep said...

Okay, this is gonna be kinda hard to belief, but Meep *sorta* likes gettin' his one and only fang brushed! It's 'cause the toof paste TASTES LIKE CHICKEN! Hang in there, Meezers . . . maybe it won't be too bad.

William said...

I don't mind at all when Mom looks at my teethies. Sometimes she rubs them but we've never tried those brushes. Mom says that the one who really needs it is Eddie, since he can't keep his teethies cleanish with dry food any more--but he's the biggest baby about it! I don't know what the big deal is. They're only teeth! It's not like going to the cat fix-it place or anything.

Hot(M)BC said...

why they brushin teef anyways? how's that gonna help breaf?
i's glad your tongue is better too!

Kimo & Sabi said...

No way are we letting that buzzy toothbrush thing near us! Our Mommakitty gives us Dental Treats by Petrodex - "cleans teeth and freshens breath." Just Google this:
Petrodex Dental Treats for cats

Hope that helps!

Kimo & Sabi

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

My big bruther Mao has bad breth that makes my noze hares kurl, but my breth is minty sweet! It's the only part of me that duzn't uzhually reek of poop. Mao has to have the vet man kleen his teeth at Bullevard Pet Hospital becuz he's smart and noze whut to do so the peeple won't jam a toothbrush in his mouth evry day. Rocky is even werse than Mao, and he has to go into the deep sleep before they werk on his teeth at Bullevard Pet Hospital. Mao and Rocky sez my time will come, whutever that meens.

Maobert Nichols said...

Just for the rekerd, I DO NOT have bad breth. As uzhual, the wite rat duzn't know whut he's talking abowt. Rocky sez that goze for him, too.

Kukka-Maria said...

I dare my agent to approach me with a tooth brush!

Double dawg dare!