I belive that I am well on my way to eating all the ham possible, but I am still far from my goal of standing on the ceiling in the bedroom. There are things up there that I need to 'vestigate. I has tried to get mommy to put extra pillows on the bed so that I can get up higher, but when I jump, I still cannot reach it. I fink that she is moving the ceiling higher so that I will not be able to reach it. I don't fink that's fair. It would be great if she would put some velcro on the ceiling and then make me velcro paw pads so that I could jump really high and stick - or better yet, put a velcro road on the wall so that I could just walk up there, across the ceiling to do my 'vestigating, and then back down the wall. I don't see anyfing wrong wif that idea, do you?