Monday, August 07, 2006

My personal goals

MILES

I belive that I am well on my way to eating all the ham possible, but I am still far from my goal of standing on the ceiling in the bedroom. There are things up there that I need to 'vestigate. I has tried to get mommy to put extra pillows on the bed so that I can get up higher, but when I jump, I still cannot reach it. I fink that she is moving the ceiling higher so that I will not be able to reach it. I don't fink that's fair. It would be great if she would put some velcro on the ceiling and then make me velcro paw pads so that I could jump really high and stick - or better yet, put a velcro road on the wall so that I could just walk up there, across the ceiling to do my 'vestigating, and then back down the wall. I don't see anyfing wrong wif that idea, do you?

17 comments:

Patches & Mittens said...

Oh, Miles, you are so clever. Velcro paw pads! What a novel idea. You could patent that and sell it, I am sure a lot of us would love to walk on the ceiling!

Hi bestest furriend Trixie!

Mittens Pollypaws

brandi said...

But what if you got hungry when you were up on the ceiling and couldn't get down fast enough to get to the hamm and the beans ate it all???

Kismet said...

Hi Meezers! Just stopping by to say what's up! On the ceilings in our house, there are these very scary things with many arms that move around quickly. They are the guardians of the ceiling, so I try not to make them mad. If you have them, be careful!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

The ceiling is a very exciting place. Jiggsy once got inside the ceiling! He liked it so much he wouldn't come down for two days. When the beans weren't laughing at him, they were really mad. Finally he came down all covered with webs and stuff.He kept trying to get back up and Mum had to seal up all the secret passages. We live in an old house and he said there was all sorts of interesting things up there. Keep trying!
Toby

Gemini said...

Oh what a furry good idea. I would like to stand on the ceiling too. I know there are neat things up there. I keep trying to get them. Sometimes Momma holds me up so I can put a paw up there but it's not the same.

Kukka-Maria said...

Once you figure out how to get to the ceiling, you can tour the country as "The Feline David Blaine!"

Magic and ham, Miles...a great combo!

caspersmom said...

Hey yeah, I think it's a great idea. I see some of those things that are in webs up there and I can't get to them. Yep, it's fun slapping back and forth but that Cleo weighs as much as I do now and she's no featherweight, so it isn't all that fun with her falling all over me. Next time I will have to fall on her.

Casper

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

i really wanna help you eat all the ham an i finks i's well qualified fur the job as i gets all the practice i can. Midnight wants ta get ta the ceiling an sometimes she climbs right up on the handlebars of the bike that goes to nowhere an she stands there like she's on Pride Rock or somefin an reaches ta try ta get up farther but she can't. she's got her eyes on a plant that's hangin from a hooky in the corner. one day she's gonna try ta make a jump fur it
Cocoa

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Sounds like a good plan to us! Teleport ofur and we'll discuss it.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Hey Miles - We love your velcro idea for the ceiling. We're always looking for ways to get to the ceiling fan! Thanks for visiting our site - keep checking in!
Kimo & Sabi

Valderbar said...

Sounds like fabulous idea. Maybe your can get her to build you a climbing structure, like a railing all along the corners of the room ceilings.

Finnegan & Buddy said...

Miles these sound like verry good goals to me. I fink I shood w=erk on my goals too and post them. Thank you for the idears! Good luck wif yore goals!!

Buddy

Zeus said...

I think those are great ideas, Miles. I also think you should ask your human pet to buy you a trampoline and then place it on the bed. I am sure you can get some more momentum that way!

Mrs. Sniffles said...

When your mom makes the velcro paws can she make ones for bunnies too? I am pretty limber but sometimes I run so fast that I lose my balance or I slide into things on the slippery parts of the floor. But that's neither here nor there. i'd like to place an order for velcro paws, please.

DEBRA said...

Miles

I know if there is a way for you to climb up to da ceiling you will find it!

Hi to my sweetest gorgeous blue eyed Sammys!

Purrs and Headbutts
~ABBY

Ariel said...

Oh, Miles that's a great idea.I love to go vestigating too. Mommy calls me nosy yet it's alot of fun and I found alot of cool things. Yet remember Miles if ya find anything good keep it to yourself.Don't tell your humans cause they'll just take it and say it's there's when they know perfectly well they did'nt want it till kitty found it lying around.

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