Mommy finks I'm mad at her. Just 'acause I hasn't been kissing on her, or crawling all ofurr her, or wiggling on my back all ofurr her, or sleeping in the bed, she finks I'm mad at her. She efunn tried picking me up and kissing on me, and I turned my head and jumped down. She gotted the sad face and said she was gonna cry 'acause I didn't love her anymore. She efunn gave me a whole slice of deli ham (which of course I tooked upstairs and ate unner the bed). I'm not mad at her, I just didn't feel like being touched yesterday. Or the day 'afore. Or the day 'afore that. 'acourse, it was hot hot hot those days, but not yesterday. I just DON'T WANT TO BE TOUCHED. Maybe tonight when you gets home from werk I will kiss on you. MAYBE.