Thursday, August 31, 2006

No wonder they hate me

SAMMY

The big mean ginger kitties were back last night. They camed up to the patio door and pounded on it. So I whapped the door back. Then they whapped it. Then I whapped it. then whap whap whap whap whap "STOP IT!!!". That was Mommy. I tried to tell her that I was only pro-tek-ting our house, but she saided that it was too loud. So, i just hunched down and growled my meanest growl at them. After a few minutes of growling, Mommy camed ofurr and pickded me up and said that I was her "cute little sa-kure-i-tee guard" and kissed on me. I hope that the ginger kitties could not see frough the blinds to see this, that would be terrible and they would laff at me. Sometimes Mommy treats me like a baby, and not the man of the house that I am when daddy is away.

21 comments:

Eric and Flynn said...

Well done Sammy. Yoo tell those mean ginger kitties who's Da Boss.Yoo did right to protect yer house furrom them. Don't judge all us ginger kitties by them though, cos we would neffurr be nasty to yoo.

katnippia said...

Sammy, that was a excellent job guarding your house. I'm sure they didn't she your meomiez giving you lovez for being the se-kur-ity guard that you are.-Sia

Zeus said...

I totally agree with you, Sammy. There's nothing more degrading to your manhood than when your human pet lays a big wet one on you while you're trying to be tough to the possible intruders. You just end up losing your street credibility. Maybe you need to let your human pet know when it's appropriate to kiss and snuggle you and when it's not!

Oh, and the human pet does NOT have A Terrible Towel, and she really wants one desperately. Football and family are the only things that keep her connected to her hometown of Pittsburgh so both mean ALOT to her.

Patches & Mittens said...

We had the neighbors kitty coming here a lot, and I really hated that. I guess it was a purrsonality clash, but I would yowl and carry on something fierce until Momma shutted all the blinds. She said I had an attitude problem cuz that kitty was very lady like and nice and just wanted to visit. So that is why I am nice to Mistrie now. Momma had a good talk with me.

Patches Lady

Renee said...

There used to be this kitty that would come right up to our door and look in and cry. I think that he wanted in our house. He couldn't come in because we already had kitties of our own.

This same kitty would take a nap on the back of my car. He was very friendly, but my car would have footy prints all over it.

I called this kitty Cry Baby because he cryed a lot. I don't know who his human pet was but he was always in the best of health.

I wonder if the evil ginger kitties are jealous of your nice set up? The just want some of that ham that Miles is getting.

I know that the dogs who live next door to us are totally jealous that Lilly gets goodies and gets to play with us all the time outback...at least I think that's why they bark their full heads off at her all the time.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

The small possum came back last night up onto our deck and I had to be the guard kitty too. -Shaggy

Latte said...

Hmm...I have to learn about being a guard meezer now that we have that strange cat outside. I don't think I know how to growl though. Can you teach me?

Gemini said...

Oh you were furry brave to be on guard at the house. I am furry impressed Sammy.

DEBRA said...

OH Sammys I is so proud of you! You wuz a big strong kitty to protect your home so well. Your Momma was just trying to show you how much she 'preciated you! Don't be mads wif her.

Don't let those mean kitties push you or Miles around! You stand your ground!

Purrs and Headbutts to the sweetest strongest most gorgeous blue-eyed meezer!

~ABBY

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

::sigh:: That happens to me too. I do my most fiercest grrrrrrowl and the Lady starts squeaking nonsense 'bout how adorable I am. I don't know what to do about it.
Grr

Mia and Ghost said...

Sammy & Miles... thanks for the invite to teleport... we will come up this afternoon & bring ham if it is okay.

nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...

sammy, you are a true-hearted kitty--vigilant and brave! we know you will scare away those meanies an' keep the household safe. (but like eric said, not all us gingers are bad!)

purrs from nitro

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Sammy, did yoo akshully SEE the meen ginger kitties? If yoo didn't akshully SEE them, maybe it was the vishus deer trying to brake in. (Or maybe they were vishus deer waring meen ginger kitties kostooms?) Next time yoo shood take a pikchur so we can analize it.

Rascal said...

Sammy you are very brave. Your Mommy is very lucky to have you protecting her.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

What's up wif ofur kitties comin' to our doors? That stranger kitty in my neighborhood comes up to our door and to my lower winder and pees somefin stinky on it. Yuk. You keep protectin' yur house from those ginger kitties.

Pumpkin said...

Sammy, yu were furry brave to de-fend yur house frum the bad kitties. Pluto and Suzy keep offur kitties frum coming in our yard but the grey kitty next door likes to like down by our gate and make Suzy bark at him. Momma sed he's a nice kitty and I effen saw her give him pets!

Pumpkin

Max said...

Don't worry. It's a scientific fact that rude outside kitties cannot see more than 3 inches into a house, so they don't see your mom treating you like her smoochy kitty.

Nice kitties, they can see in. But they wouldn't make fun of you.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Wow, what wuz the mean gingur kittie thinking? Yoo were on gard and showed them ho was boss of the howse. Way to go Sammy, no vishus deer repelant needed with yoo arownd!

Kitty Cats Corner said...

Oooooo those ol stranger kitties. We have one that comes to our windows and tries to peek in at us.

I dont blame you Sammy for pro-tek-ting your family.
I dont like it one bit either when strangers come a knockin'.

Purrs - Your friends over @ The Kitty Cats Corner

Ariel said...

I agree with you Sammy That's humilating.Mom mommy kisses me all the time.She also calls me her little baby and Snuckle But,where do they come up with these names.Please visit our blog as mommy's feeling much better and blogging again

Valderbar said...

Sounds exciting. It's been years since I got in a cat fight like that.

Stahp it woman!

SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY.   It's GROSS