Chey has written a broadway play for me (and Gemini, the female lead) where I will eat so much ham and get so big I will take ofurr the werld! WOW! HEY MOM! Can I start eating the ham now and see how big I get?
The only fing that's gonna get that big on you is your butt. Your big ham butt will be what takes ofurr the werld. If his butt gets big enuf to take ofurr the werld, we're all in trouble.
Total Werld Domination. And I am not putting on weight in my butt area. Mommy says I'm getting a "pooch" but she didn't say anyfing about my butt getting big. That would be horrible.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...