Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Total Werld Domination

MILES

Chey has written a broadway play for me (and Gemini, the female lead) where I will eat so much ham and get so big I will take ofurr the werld! WOW! HEY MOM! Can I start eating the ham now and see how big I get?

SAMMY

The only fing that's gonna get that big on you is your butt. Your big ham butt will be what takes ofurr the werld. If his butt gets big enuf to take ofurr the werld, we're all in trouble.

MILES

Total Werld Domination. And I am not putting on weight in my butt area. Mommy says I'm getting a "pooch" but she didn't say anyfing about my butt getting big. That would be horrible.

13 comments:

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

We have the pooch too. Momma says it is cuz we are "mature."

So good you guys are here. Abby and Boo are coming too! Momma is putting out extra food. Maybe some other cats will join us!!!!

Patches Lady

Chatham said...

Yeah, I've a pooch. It sways when I go fast. {{sigh}}

Chatham said...

I'll go for all the ham (or other food) that I can get!!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

"Pooches" of the world unite! I have one too, and I am only 4. I don't mind my pooch.....till my Meowmy tries to rub it!

LZ said...

I have a pooch too and I'm just an itty bitty thing! I think they are just the sign of a smart kitty. And don't let them tell you its anything other than flappy skin!!

You guys are sooooo talented!!! I can't believe you're putting on a Broadway play.

Gemini said...

Chey says Siamese don't get big butts...

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

No pooches -- but I do have a different *ahem* shape than my utter brofurs and sisfurs...I am shaped like a bee... wif no stinger. My brofur Jinx has a pooch, it swings from side to side when he runs. Miles, you and he would get along GREAT! He loves to eat! And he begs all the time.

Boy we are havin such fun over at the Calico Girls!

*ABBY & BOO

*Kitty smooches to my sweet Sammys!

Katnippia said...

Miles, I don't thinkz you are getting a big butt. i haven't meet another meezer that did.-Sia
I think all of us kitties get those pooches, our mommy calls it the spay sway, and neuter sway. -Snowy

Zeus said...

Big ham butt means big ham farts as well. I don't know that the world can handle a big ham fart, Miles. Please, don't eat too much ham so it doesn't come to that!

Gigolo Kitty said...

The GK loves plushy tushies!

The Crew said...

I think you look just fine. Mom says I look wide, but I think I look fine too! So I have a bit of a belly that sways when I run...SO WHAT!!! I say, eat all the ham you want!

Love,
Tipper

Anonymous said...

HAM!?! DID SOMEBODY SAY HAM?!?
Cocoa

Kukka-Maria said...

There is nothing hotter than a "ham pooch" on a tomcat, Miles.

Don't you dare go changin'! I love you just the way you are!!

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