"Sammy, wammy, bammy, spunky monkey, booda belly".
Yes, you readed that right. That is what she called me last night when it was bed time. I wonder what's in those pills she takes 'afore bed. I fink I should call her doctor, or a 'bamalance or somefing.
Why ME? Why can't she call Miles somefing stoopid like that? Or efen Gramma Trixie? Miles just laughed and laughed at me. Trixie saided that she used to call Ralphie names like that, but 'parently he LIKED it. I'm just 'barassed.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...