Wednesday, September 06, 2006

blame

SAMMY

No, I don't know anyfing about a chewed up cell phone charger cord, or why efurryfing was off the coffee table and on the floor. I was just laying around all day, bored out of my mind. Can you leave the talking pikshur box on when you leave today? If you do, maybe fings around here won't just up and destroy themselves.

18 comments:

DEBRA said...

Sammys

My Momma has a fink she calls a DVD that will all day long that is stuff of interest to just poodins. S'aybe your Momma would like one fer you and Miles. Most of the time I just naps or chase the sunbeams until Momma gets home. But, Ping and Gracie they like to play wif each utt-ter and brings out all the toys from our toy box. They make a BIG mess, but Momma picks up the toys effuryday.

Don't get too bored today my sweet Sammys!

Purrs & Headbutts
~Abby

Latte said...

So true, if the humans entertained us more they wouldn't find things in disarray. Not that you did it Sammy, I'm sure it was the Ginger Kitties from outside.

Rascal said...

Sammy, maybe you have an invisible bunny rabbit hiding at your house. Bunny rabbits love to gnaw and chew stuff up. I know because I used to have a Bunny Brother!

Merlin said...

Exactly! Leave some entertainment! But no... nothing. And then if a plant gets eaten or garbage gets inspected it's trouble. Whatever.

Kukka-Maria said...

Brach did a number on my agent's cell phone charger cord. She was P..I...S...S...E...D!

She told him that, since he doesn't have any money, he would have to pay her back in treats.

I suggested she give me his treats just to prove a point to him.

Didn't work.

Gemini said...

Oh my. None of us has ever been in that much trouble. I just chew through the pull strings on the blinds.

Renee said...

Hummm maybe someone shouldn't leave their stuff out to get chewed.
And I hear they make special movies just for cats...with birds & squirells to watch. Back when I had cats we had a screened porch for them to go watch the birds, squirells & lizards on. They loved that so much and sometimes those silly lizards would sneak on the porch and WHAMMO! they were gonners. hee hee

cecilia said...

Ha, ha. Put Animal Planet on. Mrs. B loves to watch Animal Planet.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Our gramma always used to leave the radio on for her kitties when she was gone. But wshe picked something with mostly music not talking so the strange voices didn't upset them.

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Do cell phone charger cords taste like Christmas tree light cords? I LOVE those, even the little zap I sometimes get.
I know that you are a good kitty, Sammy. Those things just fall off the table by themselves.
Tilly

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

FISH TANK! what you needs is a big tank fulla fish...or a HAMM-STIR!

Hot(M)BC said...

D) All of the above

Renee said...

I wish I could be like Meezers and not worry about what size I am, but I think your momma's made up kitty sizes were kinda mean. Maybe she just said that cuz of the chewed up cell phone charger cord & stuff.

caspersmom said...

I try to bring in a frog so I won't be so bored, but Mom always seems to find it and take it back outside, so then I don't get any fun. Cleo always seem to knock things off Mom's desk, maybe she visited you when you were asleep.

Casper

one of us said...

doubtful the talking box gets pretty stoopid sometimes. We always blamed the chewed thingys on Rabbie ~Merlin, Shadow, KO KO

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Sammy, were so prowd of yoo fur wanting to find owt how efurryfing is jumping arownd and falling on thr flour! -R&C

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

I think yoo shood call the Amerikan Cat Liberties Union (the ACLU) and complane abowt being blamed for stuff yoo don't know anything abowt, becuz that's just not fare.

Kelly Cat said...

No jury would convict you, Sammy. They have no proof! That's your story and you should stick to it...

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