Tuesday, September 05, 2006

The Miles Report - Edishun 2

MILES

Here is the Miles report for the past weekend.

The Food Report
Once we gotted to Daddy's, he hadded some good food
Bacon - while I fought this was really good piggy, Mommy saided it was TURKEE Bacon - HOLY GOBBLE!
Roast Beast - I tooked some from Mommy's sammich, so she gived me a pile
Italian Pig - Mommy called it "pra-shoot" but also saided it was called "pra-shoot-o". I called it YUMM-O
Roast Pig - It hadded some sort of fruit sauce on it - YUCK. I didn't eat it
French Toast - nefurr hadded this 'afore and Daddy gived me some of his - it was YUMMY. I wanted a plate of my own.

The Ofurr 'Partment Report
We has a house wif 2 floors, but Daddy only has a 'partment wif 1 bedroom. The Kitchen was HUGE HUGE HUGE, and there were lots more windows than in our house. Daddy also has somefing called a Foo-ton in his lifing room, which was super comfy. We want one in our house. Sammy spented most of the ferst day unner the chair or unner the bed, but then he 'amembered that we haded been here 'afore and he camed out and jumped up and lookded out most of the windows. We spented the ferst night on the bed wif Mommy and Daddy, but we spented the 2nd night on the Foo-ton. It was BIG and comfy and we could lay there and stretch and not efunn touch.

The Travel Report - by Sammy
After being rudely stuffed into the prison box, we rode and rode and rode in the metal monster wif wheels. It was OK, I yowled for a long time, but then I falled asleep. Our prison box is big enuf for 3 kitties, but Miles kepted pushing me into the furry back and then laying on me. He did the same fing all the way back to our house. The only good fing was when Miles gotted scairt of somefing, he gived me a baf. When we gotted back to our house, I ran and hided unner Norton's couch, just to make Mommy nervous. And Miles wented upstairs and refused to come down. When he did, he would not sit wif Mommy. That maded her sad and she 'pologized for putting us in the prison box. But she saided somefing 'bout bay-k-shun next monf and how we was going on anofur trip. AACCCCKKKK. This trip was 5 hours one way. I don't wanna go no where else.

Summary
Ofurr all, it was a good weekend, we did getted to stay wif Mommy and we gotted to see Daddy too, and hadded lots of new smells and lots of windows to look out of. And a foo-ton. I'm going to go online and see how much they cost, 'acause I want one in our house.

22 comments:

Rascal said...

Those Prisoner Transport Units ought to be banned. If Cats were meant to go places like that then they'd have been born with wheels. Hee hee. It does sound like a good adventure in spite of that part.

Catzee said...

Miles and Sammy, you is very brave to do such scary things. I'm glad they hadded good things for you to eat.

Renee said...

My goodness you kitties eat well! Lilly is so jealous of you...so much so that she's curled up in a ball fast asleep.
Sounds like a pretty good vacation, well except for the hiding under chairs part...I don't think that I would fit very well and you can't see much from there. Oh and I probably wouldn't like the prison box either...although as a kid I used to play in a big one for super big dogs...I know TMI.

DEBRA said...

Oh you two boyz had such an add-ven-chur. Only fink, I don't tink I would like the monster wif wheels and bein' in da prison box. Oh no. I don't like mine. Effurtime I get in dat box I hasta go to the V-E-T and I cry lots. Gud fink you got to see yur Daddy, and all dat foods! YUM-O! Glad you made it home safely. Gud to be back in the yur house again.

Hi to my sweetest Sammys!

Purrs and Headbutts
~Abby

Kaze said...

Sounds like you guys had quite an interesting time! The prison box sucks. I SCREAM when I get put in there. It doesn't work though...

All those foods sound really really yummy! You're lucky to have people with good tastes. We have lots of pa-stah and that isn't so yummy.

Hot(M)BC said...

Sounds like yall had a good time cept for the prison box. Maybe turkey bacon is turkey pretendin to be hamm? Must be if it was real good.
Purrrrs,
Sanjee

Gemini said...

I am furry glad that I don't have to do that. Chey had to be in the carrier today and go to the V.E.T...

Pumpkin said...

Wow, yu had lotz of gud stuffs to eat on va-cay-shun. When we tented the house to kill the bugs in the walls and stayed at Aunty Pat's house fur a sleepoffur, effurrybody hid under the beds and couch too. Them'z the bestest places to hide.

Pumpkin

Kukka-Maria said...

When you get your futon, Miles, will you invite me over to spoon with you?

I missed you when I was on my vacation...

cecilia said...

Oh, you are very brave. The two B's hate to travel and scream all the time.

Patches & Mittens said...

That was some good report. You should send it to the newspaper.

I have never had French toast, but I like saltine crackers. Have you ever tried them?

Patches

Zeus said...

What is this futon contraption you speak of? It sounds comfy, but I'm not sure. Is it as comfy as a loveseat? A Lazyboy? These are important questions that wondering minds need to know!

It sounds like you had a fantastic trip - not to mention, fantastic FOOD! I wish my human pet would give me serious treats like you two had! You lucky dogs...err, cats!

Fat Eric said...

I'm glad you made it back from your trip OK, I hate going in the car in the Evil Cat Carrier. It's just so stressful. Miles, you seem to have done very well in the way of scoffing delicious snacks. But my mum says I should warn you that a fondness for delicious human snacks turned me into a Fat Eric and she fears that you may end up as a Fat Miles! (She said that. Not me. I see nothing wrong with fat catness).

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we has a foo-ton in the lifing room an our Lady sleeps on it. that makes it not so comfy any more on account of she's squashed all the comf outta it.

way ta go gettin the good eats!

Derby said...

What a busy weekend for you guys. I have never been in the Evil Carrier for more than a quick nap time. Don't know how you take if for HOURS!

William said...

You guys had a banquet! Sorry you had to ride for a long time in the troll box to get to it, though.

ML (Mary Lynn) said...

Sounds like quite the adventure, especially the 5-hour trip each way. But that food must have helped sooth a bit, sounds like a great buffet.

Renee said...

Thanks for the birthday wishes kitties! wuf Lilly.

caspersmom said...

Well, it looks like you did and didn't have a good time on your trip. But sounded like you had some good eats anyhow. Hope you get your foo-ton.

Casper

Kimo & Sabi said...

Wow - we didn't get to go anywhere with our beans! They didn't even do LABOR when they went away - they went to a PARTY! Sounds like you had some fun.

We have to get out more often!

Mrs. Sniffles said...

That is an excellent report! I feel like I was there with you! I'm glad you got to see your Daddy, that must have been very fun!

one of us said...

Yes, demand the footon. We want one of those too soes we are helping Kinsey encourage Mom to get her one then we can comfiscat it ~Merlin, Shadow, KO kO

Get me off of this thing

MILES Oh COME ON!  I waked up this moring and looked out mine box and this is what I see.  GET ME OUT OF HERE