Thursday, September 21, 2006

What the heck color is that 'apposed to be?

MILES

The insanity continues. More painting. More wheezing. Not enuf resting. Sammy hadded to stand on her neck to keep her on the cowtch.

it stinks in here.

oh, and the paint is not efenn a close match to eifurr Sammy or I. So, she's not accenting us. The color is 'apposed to be Soft Wheat. I don't know what wheat looks like but it prolly does not look like that. That color looks more like, um, Fancy Feast Roasted chicken wif gravy, after it sits in the dish for about 10 sleeps.

21 comments:

Skeeter & LC said...

Wow, you haves food that sits in the dish?

DEBRA said...

Miles

I fink we ought to get all dah poodins in the blogoshere together for a 'paint' party for your Momma. Dat way she can rest and we poodins can paint...she'd have more colors dan the fancy feast roasted chicken on the wall...but I bets it would be purrty.

Hi to my sweetest Sammys(who I know is doin his best to keep his Momma from overwerkin)

Purrsssssssssss and headbutts
*ABBY*

Gigolo Kitty said...

Chicken after 10 sleeps? Um....if that is what the paint looks like I would be seriously reconsidering it:) Of course, it could be worse, it could be the color of the barf of the kitty who ate that chicken!

Lil' One said...

um Yummy. I tried to get to the chicken in the white can after about 10 sleeps and I got sqiurted :( The indignity of it all! Then the she put the good smelly stuff outside and wouldnt let me go with her. Is your It going to at least put stripes on the wall?

Kukka-Maria said...

If she's not painting to compliment your fur, then it sounds like she's painting to cause irrepable damage to your lungs.

Someone should investigate your mother (if that is her real name...)!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

EEEwwwwwww! You mom needs professional decorating advice. How about that nice lady Rachel Ray thats on tv. Or is she the cook? Meezer accent sounds much prettier. If she can't breathe why is she inhaling fumes for anyway? Good job standing on her neck even if it doesn't seem to be working!

Gemini said...

That doesn't sound furry nice. I wonder why she has chosen to do that. Do you think maybe the sickness has caused her to need professional therapy?

Latte said...

The people always tend to make this mistake. People, listen!!! The paint is not the same in the store as it is in your home.

Sadly, they do not speak cat so they painted the whole dining room twice.

Buzzerbee & meep said...

We think Meezer colors would be great! You got that nice soft color with the dark brown dramatic accents - maybe if your mom takes you both to the store you can help her pick out a better color! Good werk standin' on her neck - we like your style!

Junior said...

Uh-oh.....is your Momma one of those that can't sit still? No matter if she is deathly ill or not? I guess you will have to keep sitting on her neck to slow her down a bit.

Fat Eric said...

"Fancy Feast Roasted chicken wif gravy, after it sits in the dish for about 10 sleeps."

This is the best description of a paint colour I have efurr heard, Miles!

Anonymous said...

Oh, that description of the color is priceless.

caspersmom said...

Miles, so sorry the paint color isn't to your liking. Sure hope your Mom likes it when she gets done, then maybe you can reconsider your opinion. Besides it just might turn out better than you think. Although when my Mom painted the small bathroom she ended up painting it twice cause she didn't like the color.

Casper

Petey said...

Since it's only an accent wall, the others should be painted to match your furs. Then you can go hidey up against the wall and disappear.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

maybe ya gotta get Grr an summa the offur "extra fluffy" cats ta sit on her neck. sounds like yur momma's really lost it.
Cocoa

Joaquin said...

But does the wall taste like stinky goodness as well???

Kelly Cat said...

Hey now Miles, I don't know what Soft Wheat is, but I do know what the color is that you describe. You oughta be the one who gives paints their name!

Hot(M)BC said...

I wunner if I could telerport ofur wif some a Mommy's wheezin meddycine for your Mommy. Maybe that'd make her not put Antique Stinky Goodness color on dat wall.
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee

Rascal said...

Just make sure you get plenty of beautiful meezer fur on the new paint to accent the walls.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Yuckie yuck. Yoo both are welcum to stay with us. The apartment in the city by the blu box near the dawg park. Come ovur anytime. What yuckiness yoo half to put up with!

one of us said...

heehee ~Merlin, Sahdow, Ko Ko

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