Saturday, October 28, 2006

Dread Pirate..........

MILES?

Mommy saided this morning while we was snuggling in bed that I would make a good pirate for hal-o-ween. She saided that I would look cute wif peg legs, a hat, an eye patch and a parrot. I felted her head for fever and it felted fine. Maybe her high sugars are making her dee-lu-shi-nal. If she finks that she's gonna get me dressed up in a costume, she's gonna need more medikal treatment. She didn't suggest a costume for Sammy, just for me. I fink that she should make a cardboard bed to fit ofurr Sammy so that he can be a scairty cat.

21 comments:

Zeus said...

Oh, Miles, you're not the only one. Last night, the human pet and the future mate went to Wal-Mart and bought a costume for me. Well, it was actually for something called "a toddler", but then the future mate fitted me and took measurements. I watched him sew all night long. I'm definitely frightened to say the least.

Patches & Mittens said...

I am going as a Queen for Halloween.

Momma is upset because her post today won't publish in blogger!

Patches

Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh Miles, I fink she's jokin. Mine mom tried to put devil horns on me an Bonnie, but we bof objected.
Blogger's only showin part of our bloggy today! Maybe Bonnie's tryin to hide those reveelin pictors I posted. Hee, hee!
Keep snugglin yur mom an bein good Meezers. Purrs,

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

time fur neg-o-she-a-shuns...tell her you'll do it, if the parrot is real...mmmmmmmmm...fev-vers!

Edsel/The Pooch said...

my Mom knows i keep my claws sharp for reasons, and one of them is called "costume."

Hot(M)BC said...

I agrees, Miles. No costooms for me. But I gotted attacked by a hat today! I gotted away from it tho. :) I don't fink you'd look good at all wif peg legs. Sammy would be kinda funny wif a bed costoom on tho. hehehe
Purrrrrrrrrrrrs,
Your girlfriendcat Sanjee

William said...

Oh Miles, you make me laugh! I fell down over your suggestion for Sammy's costume!!

I made my mom promise not to try to get me in a costume, but I think I won't believe it until it's over. I'd help her get Olivia dressed up in something, though.

nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...

dang it! now you've gone an' made her need her asthma inhaler again . . . "scairty cat", indeed!! :-D))))

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Our Mum is too smart to try to dress us up for Hallowe'en. Christmas is another story. Every now and then, she tries to put antlers on one of us... *sigh*
Sometimes she puts a red bowtie on Toby, which just makes him look like a Chippendales dancer.
You would make a good pirate, though.

Kelly Cat said...

Meezer Mommy sounds delusional, all right. They should let you be a handsome Meezer instead of a pirate.

Max said...

Oh man I've seen pictures of one of the Cats That Came Before Me, and when the Woman was a Sticky person, she used to dress the kitty up in doll clothes. I hope that NEVER happens to me. For Halloween,. I just want to be the PsychoKitty. And hide under a bed.

Anonymous said...

I'm with you, Miles! NO Halloween costumes! I'm a nudist cat!

Merlin said...

Hee, I like that scairty cat idea!

This year for Skeezix's contest was my first time in a costume or clothes. I'm still not sure if I like it, but my Mom seems to think it's really funny.

Anonymous said...

The scairty cat idea is funny. We hate any kind of clothes!

Anonymous said...

My person asked what I wanted to be for hall-o-ween and I said "Full". Can you tell I don't like the diet she has put me on?
---Beezer

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Watch out fur the strange hat that might come out to get you too. Then you bouf might be scairty cats. Halloween is a scary time.

Gemini said...

Momma was just at a seminar on endocrine system and she did say that really high sugar could make one delusional. I think you need to run and not walk to your Momma's vet and let them know...

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Dont let yer lady put an wuuden leg on yoo! Yoo wuld half to walk arownd all funny like and then yoo wuldnt be able to see cause yoo wuld have black patch thingy on yer eye!!!

one of us said...

We bet you are glad that your Mom is home. A pirate, huh? Maybe Sammy already picked out his costume. How you gonna have a peg leg Miles? ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO

Rascal said...

Welcome home MeezerMom! We were gone for most of the weekend and I've missed the Cat Blogosphere but this morning we checked your blog first to see how you were doing. Glad you're back under the safe supervision of Miles and Sammy.

Kukka-Maria said...

You know how I love Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Caribbean sagas. Don't poo-poo it so quickly, my sweet!

Argh!

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