She PUSHED me off the couch and onto my head!!!!!
Ok, here's what happened: I was laying on the couch wif Mommy last night - purring on her to help her feel better, and I was hafing dreams about my belly being tickled. The next fing I know, I am awake on the floor, 'acause Mommy says I felled off the couch onto my head, from wiggling around too much. Now, doesn't she unnerstand that we poodins NEFURR fall off anyfing? We are graceful and elegant - not klumsy. So, the only fing I can fink of is that she PUSHED me off the couch.