Friday, October 06, 2006

MILES

She touchded me! and mommy letted her!! the lady that lives downstairs from daddy camed up to talk yesterday, and she wanted to pet me - and MOMMY tied me up and then tied me to the foo-ton so that she could pet me. WHAT? Oh, sorry mommy, i'll tell the troof - mommy pickded me up and holded me so that she could pet me. she saided that i was a big manly kitty, that part is all good but she didn't haf to TOUCH me did she? I hadded to go into the bedroom and take a 1 hour baf.

28 comments:

Edsel/The Pooch said...

oh my. i would just have a heart attack if my Mom did that! are you sure a one hour bath was long enough?

nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...
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nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...

YOU WERE VIOLATED!!! we think legal action should be taken! (or enemy action, whichever works for you . . .;-)

katnippia said...

I agree with One of the pierce kitties, you were violated.
I hatez it when my meowmize does it. i gives her dirty lil meezer looks.

Latte said...

See, the first mistake was letting your mom touch you. Meezer fur is delicate and should not be touched. Ugh, I just shudder at the thought of a stranger touching your fur....I have to go bathe now.

DEBRA said...

Miles

You are a big manly fuzzie and I am sur dat the lady yur Mommie intro-duzed yu to wuz furry nice. But, I udderstands, Jinx, Ping and Gracie will not let anyone see dem when someone odder dan Momma or Daddy is here. I sit in the middle of dah room and watch efurryone. No body gets by wif anyfink when I am around. I gots to watch ofver my Momma's cuz I is a big guard cat. Even if'n I am small. I has a big catitude.

HI to my sweetest most gorgeous Sammys!

Purrs and Headbutts
*ABBY*

Kukka-Maria said...

Oh. My. GAWD.

First off, Brach wants me to ask if she used sanitizer on her hands before touching you. He says there is no telling where her hands were before laying them on you!

I just want to know if you are okay. I can't go into details, but I have "connections" and can arrange to have the woman "addressed" on her bold behavior.

I've said too much already.

As for your mother (if that is her real name...)? Someone needs to help her know your boundaries!

I am "connected" and can...WHAT? My agent is telling me to shut my yapper.

Patches & Mittens said...

This is furry disturbing. I think probably a one hour bath should do it though.

Patches

Miles...can you help me figure out my left from my right pawsy. I know you haded some troubles and I heard that Momma helped you. I don't want her to know I don't know the difference, cuz she thinks I am worldly cuz I was out on my own so long.

Precious

Merlin said...

Oh, Miles, I hate it when strangers touch me! Yuck! It takes so long to get that smell off my fur. I am so sorry you had to go through that. What a horrible thing to happen on your bay-ca-shun!

Junior said...

Eeeekkkk! I am so horrified....I have no idea what to say!

I would have put the bitey on my Meowma!

Patches & Mittens said...

I am on my way ofur.

Precious

Gemini said...

Oh I would have been so furry scared Miles! I'm glad you took a nice long bath to calm down.

Fat Eric said...

Hmm...I can see you are upset but I don't really empathize with this problem...I am a promiscuous kitty who, if picked up by a total stranger, will immediately start licking their hair. It's just my hair-licking addiction, I can't help it when I get the chance of a new fix...

Feline Oligarchy said...

Your mommy was probably just proud of you and wanted to show off what a neat kitty she has but it's kinda rude to force you to be touched by strangers. They're lucky you didn't bite 'em.

Anonymous said...

Oh NO. Not the dreaded STRANGER touching you! Bubbles would scratch all the meat off my bones if I let a stranger come close to him.

The Tower Hill Mob said...

You can never be too careful. I find it necessary to bathe after Dad touches me. Kukka- Maria is right- you never know where those hands have been!
Toby

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

guess we're lucky. our Lady would neffur let strangers touch us cause she unnerstands 'bout being touched. she can't stand ta haf people touch her eiffur - only cats.

Lone Star Purrs said...

Eeeekkk!!!! That's why we usually hide when people come ofur....and don't come out 'till they're gone!
~Meeko & Kiara

Can't really relate...I'm an attention whore!
~Emmy

Max said...

If there were crunchy treats involved, I'd let your stranger touch me. well, pet me, maybe. I don't think I'd let someone poke me in the tummy with a sharp finger. Not unless there were LOTS of crunchy treats at stake...

Mmmm. Steak. I'm hungry now.

William said...

My mom only allows my friends to pet me. Like Aunt M. But that's about it. Poor boy!

Renee said...

I'm thinking that perhaps you might need a few more baths to get over this Miles. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Kimo & Sabi said...

Why did you ahve to take a bath - was she stinky?

Hey, by the way, thanks for comin' over and playing in our caption contest!

Rascal said...

What is it with humans having to touch the Cat? I don't know how many times I've had to repeat a bath because of unwelcome touching.

Skeeter & LC said...

Skeeter: Mouse Droppings! I don't like strangers AT ALL and I even like being picked up by The Big Thing!

Maobert Nichols said...

I'm with ya on this ishyoo. I hide frum evrywun ixcept the lady and the man. If yer not the lady or the man, then stay the hek away. No gushy baby talk stuff, eether. I'd rather be lokt in a klozit with the wite rat than git pet by a stranje persun and then have to werk the rest of the day gitting thare smell offa me.

Hot(M)BC said...

I don't blame you efun a tiny bit, Miles. I don like bein touched by strangers neifur. Or most beans even if I know them. Grandma and Mommy are 'llowed to touch me, but that's about it. Well, Uncle Roman sometimes if I'm in a good mood when he comes to visit. Sumtimes Mommy fusses and says, "You usedta be such an outgoing kitty" Well yeah, I was furry young and foolish then, not efun a year old. I didn know about upholdin reppytations n such.
PURRRRRRRRRRS,
Your Girlfriend Cat Sanjee

Kelly Cat said...

WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?! Oh, for the love of mice, Miles, you poor boy.

Forgive her if you can, and be strong. She means well.

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