Monday, October 30, 2006

Someone get her med-i-k-shun- kwik!

MILES

Does the hosspital make you lose your mind? Ferst she wanted to dress me up as a Pirate for hal-o-ween, and now she has anofur costume in mind. She says that since I come running when she calls my name, she is going to dress me up as a ...........GULP............WOOFIE!!!! I don't want to be a woofie? This is furry disturbing. Last year, when I was a baby, she didn't want to dress me up. Now that I'm big, she wants to dress me up. Or maybe it's acause she has losted her mind. That has to be it.

23 comments:

Patches & Mittens said...

I am going to teleport on over and help you find your Mom's lost mind. I am pretty good at finding things, I get dust out from under the refrigermator all the time. It would be awful if she dressed you like a woofie! We can't let that happen.......Kitties, unite!!!!!

Mittens

DEBRA said...

More kitties to dah rescue...Miles yu are no woofie...I'll come help Mittens and we will all find yur Mommie's mind fur her...

Hi to my sweetest most gorgeous Sammys!!
Yur Mommie isn't finking 'bout dressin yu up as somefink, is she?

***purrs and headbutts***
Abby

Carmen said...

maybe it is the medication that's making her want to dress you up. ;)

I posted a pic of Pooh Bear in costume. You can see he does NOT look happy.

Gemini said...

Momma said that doing head points with catupuncture can help. Cheysuli said be sure to bounce when you land on her head. This might clear the insanity of wanting to dress you up.

If all else fails, bite her when she tries to dress you up. Momma has never tried to dress Chey up...

Kukka-Maria said...

I vote Pirate. A dog is way too demeaning!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Oh the horrah! Once one of our mom's med-i-k-shuns was too strong & it gave her ha-loo-sin-a-shuns. Maybe that's what shes got.

Merlin said...

Oh my. Well that is just all kinds of wrong.

Maybe when they did her operation they took out her brains?

Catzee said...

Oooo, Miles that am furry worrisome!! Nokitty wants to dress up as a woofie! That am furry insulting!

Rascal said...

A woofie!!!! This calls for a protest. Withhold all snuggles until she comes to her senses.

Junior said...

Sounds like she left an important part of her mind in the hospital to me......or did they remove part of it?

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

I always come running when I'm called also - why don't you dress up as me?
Grr

Anonymous said...

Oh that is an outrage! Luckily our Mom says it's OK if we walk around naked. We think you should put the bitey on your Mom if she tries to dress you up like a stupid drooling woofie!

nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...

goodness, mercy! you is a little young to be cross-dressing!! that should be a personal choice, not something forced on you--think of your delicate little psyche!

sounds like your mom needs a little kitty-intervention.

or maybe it's that "reverse psychology" stuff--you know, givin' you a drefful choice, an' a DREFFULLER choice, so you'll pick the drefful choice (pirate). hmmmmm. not much time left to mull this ofurr!

Skeeter & LC said...

Are you sure the hospitalihouse sent your correct Mommy home? She doesn't sound right in the head! Maybe she is being weird like when LC came home after her own operation. ???

Derby said...

Miles, you better keep track of your mum, sounds like she is losing it.

Anonymous said...

Miles, that woman is insane. Run for yer life. Pirate: cool kostoom. Woofie: stoopidest thing I ever herd of.

Renee said...

wondering how to make my wolfie look like a cat...

she would probably eat the costume. That's it, you could just eat the costume Miles. Then she won't be able to dress you up.

Anonymous said...

What can we do to help!? How terrible! Fight with all your might!

Max said...

NO!!! Do NOT allow this! Holy moly, this is most egregious...

You might have to poop on something to get your point across. Make it a BIG one, too...!

Gigolo Kitty said...

You will look most fetching as a pirate. Woofie though..........yeah, that's the medication talking:)

one of us said...

Make her go back to the hospital and get her mind. ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko kO

Beau Beau & Angie said...

OH NO! Don't let it happen! Get her a pill, any kind of pill.

Oreo said...

A....WOOFIE?!?!?!? OH NO!!! I is calling tha pee-poles in tha white coats to come get her afore her has a chance to do this affull fing!!!

PS: How am her feeling other than losin her mind?!?!

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