Friday, October 13, 2006

YIKES

SAMMY

Mommy is sicky AND mad this morning - the werk place that laid her off is being mean and not helping her wif all the fings that she needed to sort out. She is really really mad about that. And the people who are hunting for heads for her call her and when she calls back, they won't call her back.
And, my knocking efurryfing off the coffee table prolly didn't help much. but it was fun and I HADDED to do it - it's the law or somefing like that.

GUESS WHAT? Mommy saided that Buffalo, which is about 75 miles west of our house gotted 2 FEET of snow yesterday. Some places closer to us - like 20 miles away gotted 6 inches of snow last night. We didn't get any, but is winter 'apposed to be here yet?

And the FUNNIEST fing effur happened last night - Mommy maded somefing to drink call a Ka-lua and cream. She putted it down on the coffee table and wented back to the kitchen to get her dinner, and Miles drinked it! He started licking the ice cubes that hadded the cream all ofurr it. Mommy FREAKED out. She saided that all the ka-lua was on the bottom, but Miles gotted about 3 licks in on the cream. Mommy almost called poison control!

29 comments:

Fat Eric said...

Has Miles got a hangover this morning? *snort*

Sorry about the stupid people messing your mum around. Hope she sorts them out soon.

And SNOW??? Here in London it was very misty and foggy this morning but after that it has been a nice sunny day. In mum's school it is furry warm and she is still wearing a T-shirt and sandals to work. No woolly jumpers or snow here yet!

Kukka-Maria said...

I drink kahlua and cream all the time? Is that a bad thing? I always thought the worst thing would be that I would have to go to A.A. Poison?

The funniest thing was when I tipped my agent's kahlua and cream off the table and all over the carpet. Because it was dairy, she was freaking and running around.

She got her revenge, though, when she got the carpet steamer out, which was loud, and chased us out of the room.

Grrrrrrr...

Sir Sidney and Emperor Nero said...

WE have never seen snow as we are from Africa and now we live in Florida. We really really want to see snow.

Ariel said...

Sorry your mommy is having such a rough time.I hates the cold and snow so does mom.

DEBRA said...

Sammys

Yur poor Mommie needs lots of headbutts and purrs today, she is not havin' a gud time wif dos bad beans dat took away her werk.

*I say let Miles go bite them*

^Now Abby be nice^

Anyway, Momma says I hasta be nice, why do I hasta be nice. Those were not nice beans to MeezerMommie.

^Now Abby MeezerMommie has enough to handle right now, don't make it worse^

Awwwwww sometimes Momma's are no fun.

It got cooler here, but it is still going to be close to 80 today. Sammys wanna come ofur and play wif da sunbeams wif me?

Don't forget to bring Miles too!

See ya my cute and sweet Sammys!

Purrs and Headbutts

*ABBY

Hope yur Mommie feels better furry soon!

nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...

to meezermom: we hopes you gets better furry soon, so you feels good enough to can throttle some helpful answers outta those rotten beans who laid you off!!

to the meezer boys: you is good fellers to stand by your mom! we all volunteers to go put the bitey on the rotten beans, if you gets up a posse. we bets they taste orful, though.

to those rotten beans: we fart in your general di-rection!!! (an' lets not go put the bitey too soon after we does this . . .)

to the cold weather: go back where you came from! jeepers, it's 30 degrees where we live, an' nowhere near time for winter!

meows from
nels, ed, nitro, & xing.

nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...

oops! delete "can" from 2nd line of above post!! we let our emotions run away with us!

n-e-n-x

Junior said...

Meowma and I are sorry your Mom is having so much trouble with the beans at her ex-work. I would help put the bitey on them if we do get together that posse that one of the pierce kitties talked about. Meowm says we will pray for all things to work out well!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Its way too cold her for this time of year too. We had flurries & blustery wind yesterday & today. What is up with MeezerMoms ex-work?!? She should be able to file a complaint with someone official if it goes on...Or we all go put the bite on 'em like everyone wants to do.
Guess what? I was batting stuff around on the nightstand last night. Boy was mom mad! -Scout

Merlin said...

I'm sorry your Mommy is having troubles. I hope something comes along soon!

I have only seen snow one time. We prolly won't have much snow, my Mom says. maybe one time efurry winter, but it only stays for one or two days.

Gemini said...

It sounds like it is not being a good October for your Momma. It is hard to loose a job and then to have them be icky and stupid about it. It's too bad the headhunters aren't doing better, but I'm furry glad she still has her head. And then when you are sick, that's even worse. Maybe she just needs to crawl into bed with you boys snuggling and then sleep for the weekend and it will look better on Monday?

Mrs. Sniffles said...

WOW! That sounds like one crazy day! I hope your mom feels better soon. Poor Miles, good thing he didn't get too far into that drink! I've never heard of a drunk kitty before.

Kaze said...

Oh boy you boys have a lot going on! Your poor mama, that's not fair they are being so stinky with her.

Oh Miles, you are one smart kitty! Try the Bailey's Irish Cream, that is VERY creamy I hear.

Anonymous said...

Sammy and Miles, make sure you give your Mommy lots and lots of love! Hang in there, Mommy!

Wow, Miles, you are one sneaky cat. Cream rules! Good thing that your Mommy didn't have to call poison control - close call!

The Tower Hill Mob said...

It sounds like a rough day at the Meezer Manor! We're willing and able to put the bitey on any HR beans at where your Mum worked.
And then Miles stole some of her drink- that was very naughty but brave. Our Mum sometimes has a funny smelling drink at night too, but it's never cream. *sigh*.
We're sending comforting purrs and headbutts your way.

Kelly Cat said...

It's been a rotten Friday the 13th for your Mommy, Sammy. At least you didn't get any snow! We're sending her good vibes for better luck and better health soon.

Kelly Cat (on behalf of all the Good Cats)

Gigolo Kitty said...

Oh Sammy! I hope things work out for your mommy!

So Miles is a secret lush? That kitty sure knows how to have fun!

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

We hopes your Mom is feelin' better soon, and we think it's horrible that the beans from her ex-work are bein' so mean. We'll help efurryone go put the bite on them!

William said...

Sammy, you and your bro are a pair of cards. Well, that's what my mom said. She's confused, though, because you're cats. Everybody knows that.

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Tell yer mommy that things will pick up. Its not gud rite now but in the long run evurything is going to wurk out.

OH NO, I hurd that ka-lua stuff makes peeple reel dizzy just like the nip. Did Miles get dizzy? I hope not!

Hot(M)BC said...

Those are furry bad beans to be mean to your Mommy. I'll cum ofur and help you put the bitey on them! I's good at it! We can snuggle too, boyfriendcat Miles!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
Your GFC Sanjee

Anonymous said...

I hope the people who are hunting for heads for your Mommy call her back soon!

Keep hanging in there, you guys!

Georgia said...

Oh thank you for asking after me, Miles and Sammy. I am quite well right now. My human is thinking that pred is a miracle drug in this particular instance. Normally she doesn't like it, but when it works, it really works. I am far better than either of us expected!

K T Cat said...

Best wishes to all in Meezerdom. Do keep us updated on your situation.

We care.

Les Trois Chats said...

Our Dad understands how your mom feels. Take good care of her, boys, and if you gotta taste the drink, make sure you just get the cream part!!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Oh I bet that cream tasted REAL good! Prolly efun tasted better than niptinis or meowgaritas! Good fing you didn't get sicky tho.

Headbutts and face rubs to yur Mommy so she feels better about the butt-heads at werk.

You made Mommy want to go get some kalua and cream too. She's gonna watch ofur that cream so we don't gets any. That's no fun.

Skeeter & LC said...

It is so sad yur Meommy hasn't found that lost "werk" thing yet. Our Big Thing finds our stuff under the chairs and fridger-ator.

We do have a rule in our cave. If The Big Thing has food on a raised surface, we don't go up there. Our food is on the floor in little dishes. He doesn't bother our food
down low, and we don't bother his food up high. Sometimes he puts some of his food down low, and we can have that if we wants. He knows what we like (eggs, gravy, chickie)...

He can even leave the room, and we leave his stuff alone. Fair's fair. It helps that he feeds us before he feeds himself. ;)

KC said...

o, Sammy, i's comes an help put tha bitey on them meannies.

u needs to snuggle up next to ur mommie and things will be better by Monday. at least u kin get rested.

caspersmom said...

Goodness, did Miles have a hangover?? Did he look like he enjoyed the drink??

Isn't it funny how a storm goes. But no it isn't winter yet. It's suppose to be fall. Anyhow I am so sorry your Mom is having so much trouble so give her many purrs to help her feel better.

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