Monday, November 27, 2006

The Miles Report - Edishun 5 maybe

MILES

Here is the Fanksgifing weekend Miles Report


The Travel Report

We was TRICKED into getting into the PTU. We nefurr seed it when mommy was packing for the trip, and then there was darkness as a fuzzy blanket was placed ofurr me. I was carried OUTSIDE and wented into the metal monster wif wheels wif mommy, and there was the PTU, on the seat. I gotted out of the blankie and ran into the PTU. Then Sammy camed out the same way and he ranned into the PTU. TRICKY. Mommy says we is good riders - we does not yowl at all - and this time I gived Sammy more room - it was more 50-50 than the ushual 80 % that I haf to his 20%.

The Daddy Report - Sammy

Daddy was good to us - he gived us lots of tem-tay-shuns and scooped our box. We played wif him and layed on the foo-ton wif him. I did not haf to hide unner the bed furry much this time - I was not 'scairt of him this time.

The Fanksgifing feast report

Ferst, we hadded turkey and greens stinky goodness, then we hadded REAL turkey. Then I tried to see if I liked stuffing and cole slaw, but I didn't. I also hadded bacon and eggs. it was a filling day. Oh and HAM could not find me there. Mommy says he was waiting at home for me.

The Crazy fing that happened report

Mommy and daddy wented shopping on Friday, and they bought me somefing at the store. There will be a pikshur and a poll to see who finks it's nice and who finks it's stoopid.

Daddy's downstairs nayboors moved out this weekend - lots of banging and howling from their 3 woofies, AND we heared chirping from FEV-VERS. Sammy wented nuts trying to find out where the fev-vers was. He could not get to them. AND, there was a kitty in the hallway that they was taking care of. We will write a story about him this week too.

The I'm Glad We is Home Report

We didnt' want to leave daddy's house - we hided unner the bed and maked it hard for them to put us in the PTU. No tricks this time. But once we gotted home, Sammy ranned full speed around the house and so did I, and HAM finded me, and we gotted more tem-tay-shuns, and we hadded our own bed to sleep in. Although I sleeped on my FOO-TON all the time down there. I love my FOO-TON furry much and wanted to bring it home wif us, but mommy saided that daddy would not haf anyplace to sit if we didded that. So I tolded her to buy me my own foo-ton. I love foo-tons.

Hope efurryone hadded a great holiday!

21 comments:

Patches & Mittens said...

Wow......sounds like a wonderful Fanksgiving. This is a grate report.

We gotted tons of snow yesterday and over night. There are snow monsters on our roof, I must go hide.

Patches

DEBRA said...

Oh boyz yu hadda lots of funs up at yur Daddy's place espezially on da foo-ton. Da food sounded gud too! Ridin in the monster wif wheels NOT FUN! Glad yu's home doh!

::::wavin paws::::
Bye Miles!!!!!!!!!
Bye to my sweet gorgeous handsome Sammys (who is named after Mr.Bogie!!)

Purrssss and Headbutts
~Abby

Renee said...

Sounds like a lovely Thanksgiving. Well except for the neighbors moving part. Poor wolfies.

Lilly got invited to Grandma's yesterday to help decorate her house, but she needed to wash her hair so she decided to stay home instead.

Gemini said...

Oh it sounds like a furry nice thanksgiving. I'm glad that ham found you Miles.

Anonymous said...

Wow, you had lots of excitement and sounds like a furry good weekend! I hope you get your foo-ton, that would make a GRATE holiday gift.

Les Trois Chats said...

Miles, you are quite a good reporter. It was just like being there! Almost. Now pass the ham.
~ moose

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Oooh, that sounds like a lovely holiday. All kinds of treats and cuddles. I'm glad you're home safe, though.

Carmen said...

Pooh has now adopted your term "PTU" when he is transported. Although he likes to yowl in the car. :)

Kukka-Maria said...

So glad you're home and you had such a great time! I'm still in a bit of a turkey coma, but I'll be back tomorrow to report on how things went on my long weekend, too.

For now, though, I really must...ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hot(M)BC said...

Wow, furry good reeport! Yall had a sooper time. Glad you's home now tho!
Purrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee, Boni, Mini, Pepi and Gree

Hi and PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS to my boyfriendcat Miles! ~~ Sanjee

Anonymous said...

That is quite a weekend! Those FEV-VERS would have driven me crazy. I mean, they sound like they were so close!

I'm very glad that HAM was at home for you, I know you've been very worried about HAM not being around.


Latte

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

All the adventures! And so many things to report on! It's best to be at home though.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you had a great holiday.

Rascal said...

Lots of interesting news! I'm glad you had good food and fun, however I wouldn't like being tricked into the PTU. I would have yowled and howled my head off to show my displeasure.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Gosh, it sounds like you guys had an exciting road trip. Glad you're back home safely.

one of us said...

You have such exciting trips, Sammy and Miles. Good thing your ham waited for you at home. We have to check into that foo-ton thing you keep talking about ~Merlin, shadow, Ko KO

Anonymous said...

Welcome back, Sammy & Miles! Everyone seems to have so much news to report, while I just sort of napped and ate, napped and ate ... your lives are much more exciting than mine!

Derby said...

Glad you had a good holiday and made it home safely. Look forward to more reports.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad that you are back home and all is well.
I really gotts find out about this ham thing. Everyone seems to think is da bomb!
I don't really like people food though .... I like it when my person shakes my treat can. ;)
---Beezer

William said...

I can't wait to see what present you got!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

turkee, fev-vers, ham, an footon - could it get any more purrfecter?

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