Monday, November 20, 2006

*SIGH*


MILES

Ham, oh ham, where haf you gone? Why hafen't you visited me? I miss you Ham. I miss your salty piggyness. I miss your pinkness. I miss your hammy taste. Why? Why? WHY? Haf you heard that I also love tem-tay-shuns and you feel abandoned? Don't werry Ham, I love you more. I love you efen more than Dairy flavored tem-tay-shuns. Oh Ham, please come back. *SIGH* I will be waiting right here on the cowch for you.

19 comments:

Gemini said...

Oh Miles, have they not been feeding you?! I hope the ham finds you...

Latte said...

Oh Miles, the ham should come back after your lovely plea! I bet your mom is getting you some right now!

DEBRA said...

Miles

C'mon ofur...let's go raid da fridge...I knows theres ham in der! Don't furget to brings yur koot brofur too!!

Hi to my sweet and gorgeous Sammys!

Purrsss and Headbutts...
*Abby

Yu boff needs to come ofur and eats ham and play fev-vers!

Anonymous said...

I hope Ham comes back to you soon, Miles! I've never tasted Ham... but if I see some I'll send it your way!

Anonymous said...

I hope Ham comes back to you soon, Miles! I've never tasted Ham... but if I see some I'll send it your way!

Hot(M)BC said...

Ham go to Miles!
I's doin lotsa kitty mojo so's the ham comes to you, Miles :)
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs to my boyfriendcat!
Sanjee

Kukka-Maria said...

Miles, Ham is notoriously jealous. I think it's going to take more than an apology to stroke Ham's ego enough that he/she returns.

Maybe unleash those beautiful eyes in a pouty fashion! Ham can never resist beautiful eyes!

Renee said...

Turkey is coming.

Edsel/The Pooch said...

why are you deprived of hamm? is your Mom being mean or punishin' you?

Ayla said...

Ooooh. Ham is a Good Thing. Mom? Get me some ham will you?

Mrs. Sniffles said...

Good luck finding your ham, Miles! Maybe you'll get some for Thanksgiving!!

Kelly Cat said...

Please, Miles, show some catly dignity. Whining won't get you any ham any sooner. You need to ask your mommy very firmly to obtain ham for you. No need to add "or else", because that should be understood.

In the meantime, can you get more shrimp?

Victor Tabbycat said...

Poor, poor Miles. We'll haf to start a colleckshun an bring you all the ham we can find. Maybe ham's not loud on the cowch? Hang in there, furiend, we'll help you.

Anonymous said...

Ham go to miles. I nevfur had ham i have to use my mezzer mewo to get some


iris the kitten meezer

Patches & Mittens said...

Miles, you sure do like your ham. I can't have anything like that anymore cuz of my tem-per-men-tal tummy. I hope you fine some.

Your bestest furriend.....Mittens

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

effun more than Dairy Flayver Temptations? mmmmm...those are yummy! but we gotta agree - ham's yummier. we shure hope it visits you soon.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh no! You should make sure the ham knows how to find you again. try mapquest.com!

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