Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Stoopid questions

SAMMY

Smart answers:

1. YES. I must stand on your owie to wake you up
2. YES. I must yowl in order to tell you how hungry I am
3. YES. It's not any fun unless my claws are out when I'm making love paws on your head
4. YES. The pink fleece shert is MINE to cuddle in, not yours to wear outside
5. YES. I like begetables. so what?
6. YES. I must turn my meezer butt in your direction when I get a tummy ache from eating begetables.

20 comments:

Patches & Mittens said...

Good, sensible answers, Sammy!

I don't like bejtables, though. They are just plain nasty, specially brokolis.

Patches

DEBRA said...

Oh my Sammys

YU are so rite in yur antsers.

Sometimes our Mommies don't udderstand we has to pur our claws out when we make love paws.

I likes cheesecake and I love the gravy off of da potroast. YUM-O! I has'ant had any begetable doh.

:::Wavin Paws:::

HI Miles.

Bye to my sweetest most gorgeous Sammys!!!

Purrs and Headbutts
*Abby

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Those are all logical answers.She shouldn't have to ask them in the first place.

Rascal said...

Really! Your mommy ought to know better than to ask such silly questions.

Anonymous said...

Indeed. Sometimes a good *Yowl* for 2nd dinner is needed.

---Beezer

Brach said...

"...making love paws..."

??????

Aren't you a little young to know about "making love paws?"

Snicker snort!

Anonymous said...

Sound like perfecktly smart ansurs to me.

Why do silly beans aks such silly qwestchuns anyway?

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

I make luv paws on the Lady's tummy, neck, head an face. It's not possible to keep the claws in. It's just not. What's really irritating to me is when one of my claws accidentally gets stuck in her skin and it's hard to unhook. It interrupts my Luv Paw Rhythm.
Midnight

Anonymous said...

Those are all very important things! Especially turning the butt into the beans faces! I am certain that they really enjoy it despite the fact that they say they don't.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Hello Meezers!! Mommy finally updated our blog, come and visit. Sammy, great answers! We love to visit your site, too funny! Purrs!

Anonymous said...

Hee hee. Sammy, you are wicked.

Derby said...

Stooopid questions is right. Your mum should know better by now.

Skeeter & LC said...

Hey, what's this questions game I see at some places? About weird stuff about us kitties?

Skeeter

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Ut oh. Did you get a little too much fiber wif yur begatables?

Gemini said...

I don't know why your Momma even has to askt.

Lone Star Purrs said...

She SHOULD know all thsoe answera already!! Hope she's feelin' all the way better!
::purrs::
~Meeko, Kiara, & Emmy (Momma too!)

Max said...

6. YES. I must turn my meezer butt in your direction when I get a tummy ache from eating begetables.

:::laughing so hard I might pee myself:::

Rosie & Cheeto said...

What grate smart answers. Wed ackshually like to make an adjustment to make yer smart answers coinside with owrs. #4 - owr lady had a black fleece shert and we LUV to cuddle in it!

Eric and Flynn said...

Those annsers are furry ob-vee-uss to enny kitty. Why do the beans allus ask us silly kwess-chuns?

Kaze said...

Really, why does she bother asking? I mean, you're obviously doing those things for a reason and why does she feel the need to question you??

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