Thursday, December 21, 2006

Furrsday Furteen - by Miles Meezer


Thirteen New Year's Resolutions Miles Meezer


I knows it's early, but next week is Sammy's turn at the Furrsday Furteen, so I fought I would make my resolutions now.


1…. I resolve to find a way to stand on the ceiling in the bedroom (why? mainly 'acuase it would be really cool to stand upside down!!)

2... I resolve to stop pooting unner the covers (Mom's response: I give this one until about 11pm New Year's night to be broken).

3... I resolve to run up and down the stairs eleventy eight times a day for exercize.

4... I resolve to yowl at the top of my lungs efurrytime I run upstairs, 'acuase you is not there and I cannot find you.

5... I resolve to not laugh at you when you are in the baftub (Mom's note: Great, now I feel self-conscious taking a bath in front of the cat).

6... I resolve to not jump on your oper-way-shun owie until it's not an owie anymore. Efenn if the bean v-e-t says it could take 6 monfs. (Mom's note, I also give this one until 11pm New Years night- about 2 seconds after the poot of death from under the covers).

7... I resolve to not stick my face in your dinner until you are done eating it, not 'afore you start eating it.

8... I resolve to not fall off the balcony and onto the stairs landing anymore.

9... I resolve to put the bitey on you efurry time you call me "Poosie"

10.. I resolve to grow tall enuf to reach the kit-chen counter so that I can grab food off there.

11.. I resolve to smack Sammy in the head at least eleventy five times a day

12.. I resolve to not get so upset when I cannot watch my cartoons on TV

13.. I resolve to eat as much ham as feline-ly possible and not 'asplode.

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17 comments:

Caylynn said...

Great list of resolutions Miles! Good luck with them. My Dragonheart really likes to poot too - and he can be very smelly.

Patches & Mittens said...

I don't know Miles. Seems some of those resolution are highly unattainable. I am lucky if I make one, but 13! Please let me know if you ever figure out how to walk on the ceiling, because, after thinking about it, I would like to join you.

Patches

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Great list Miles but it might be hard to keep them all going. You might want to try for 1.


Latte

Cheysuli said...

Miles! I can comment! I love number 13. I think you and I should have a contest...

Kukka-Maria said...

I'm with you on most, but what's this about not pooting? I think you should edit that one to say, "I resolve to poot louder, longer and smellier than I ever did in 2006!"

And...I sort of think "Poosie" is kinda cute!

DEBRA said...

Miles

Yu has some hi goals to aachief this year. We wishes yu lotsa lucks. If'n yu find out how to walk on da ceiling, pleeze let us knows.

:::wavin paws:::

Bye sweet gorgeous Sammys!
Purrs and Headbutts
Abby

Faz the Cat said...

All good resolutions for a feline -good luck. Faz

p.s. I can't walk on the ceiling but I can pull myself along, upside down under the bed if I dig my claws into the matress.

Zeus said...

Those are some serious changes you are looking to make in your life, Miles. Let me know if you figure out how to get on the ceiling as I too think that would be wicked awesome!

Happy Thursday to you!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Miles, these are terrific resolutions and I think that you can attain each and every one of them!
DaisyMae Maus

Buzzerbee & meep said...

Merry Christmas Sammy, Miles, and Meezer Mom!

Daisy said...

Miles, those are some very good resolutions. I might try #4 myself!

Renee said...

We want photographic evidence of you keeping all of these.

Cecilia, The 2Bs & LT said...

Ham, ham, we all love ham.

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Let me know how #2 goze. I have problims with that, too!

Hot(M)BC said...

Those are furry good resolutions, Miles. I'll have to think about mine now.
Purrrrrrrrrrs,
Boni

Hi and PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS to my boyfriendcat Miles :) ~~ Sanjee

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Some of dem rezolushuns seem awfully hard to me. I don't finks I can keep my paws off Mom's food fur one. An although running up and down the stairs is eleventy-anyfing times is waaayyyyy to much. My pouchie stomach might dissapear!
~Beau Beau

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

I need to stand on the ceiling too. I don't know why - I just do.
Midnight

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