Friday, December 08, 2006
I fink mommy is a pod people
Um, hey lady!!! Yeah, you!!! The one we call "mommy". What is this crap in my cruncy bowl? It is NOT Purina One Natural OR Whiskas Meat flavored crunchies (yeah, yeah, yeah, I LIKE JUNK FOOD). LADY!! Back here!!! Look, my real mommy knows that I like to eat the werst for me junk food crunchies, not this healf food crap that seems to have found it's way into my bowl. I gets my healfy food from eating begetables (like brussels sprouts, and corn). So, eifurr you're a im-poster and haf abdukted my mommy to a space ship, or you are my real mommy and you just don't love me anymore. And lets talk tem-tay-shuns. 5 tem-tay-shuns does not a treat make. that's like an amuse buche (I may be a cat, but I watch all the cooking shows). A treat is at least eleventy-nine treats. Or a squillion. So, eifurr you are an alien or you just don't love me anymore.
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