Tuesday, December 19, 2006

LAW??????

SAMMY

Ok, this morning when I was poking mommy in the eye to gets her up to gif us brek-fest, she pulled me down into snuggling position, but I didn't wants to snuggle, i wanted her to gets up. Then she tolded me that it's the LAW the kitties haf to snuggle wif the beans for 5 WHOLE MINUTES 'afore getting up. How comes I nefurr hearded this 'afore? Did this law just get passed and signed by the purresident? I guess I should watch the news more offen. Is the right, or is this some trick so that she doesn't haf to get out of bed when I wakes her up?

21 comments:

The Tower Hill Mob said...

This is true. In fact, it is the Universal Law of Kittyhood. I can't believe you didn't know this...
Toby

DEBRA said...

Can someone please post all dah Universal kitty laws -- I is not sure I knoos dem all??!!!

Could we go to kitty jail fur breakin one of dem laws even if we don't knoos it?

Be furry careful my sweet gorgeous Sammys!!

:::wavin paws:::
HI Miles! >>>Boo, Ping, Jinx & Gracie

Purrrrrrrrrsssss and Headbutts
~Abby

Anonymous said...

I did not know this law either. However, there are worsed things than snuggling.

Anonymous said...

That sounds like a good law to me, I like snugglin'.

Anonymous said...

I think this one might be true. I've heard it before too, 'cept when I heard it, it was longer than just 5 minutes!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Maybe you need to try poking her in the other eye.....

Anonymous said...

Its a trick my friend! But, often its worth it just to give in because the people are happier and then more generous with the stinky goodness and I've found you do get it faster. So I say, just go along with it, it works out well for both parties.

Latte

Zeus said...

I suspect you're being tricked, Sammy. I haven't heard of this law either, and I have done some serious research into feline rights. I think the next time your human pet says such a thing, you should respond by saying it is law that you get fed promptly by six in the morning or else, headbutts commence.

Mrs. Sniffles said...

Hmm, it may be a trick, but snuggling for five minutes does sound rather nice even though I'm not a snuggler myself. Maybe nose pets.

Pet's are 4 Life said...

I agree...its the LAW!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

yup. it's troo. the Lady won't get up unless she's gotten enuf snugglin' furrst. ya gotta do it.

Anonymous said...

It's true in our house, mum and dad and I have to snuggle and I have to get on dad's pillow and lick his hair and snuggle between them. Then when the first human gets out of bed I get up and miaow for breakfast on the landing until one of them agrees to come downstairs with me.

Derby said...

I thinkk the beans just make this stuff up, like we can't check on the laws.

I am not a snuggle kittie and mum knows that won't work with me.

Renee said...

It's the LAW in our house...but the bunnies break it all the time...that's why they live in a jail. hee hee

Patches & Mittens said...

Oh, my, Sammy......yes, it is the law. I am surprised you hadn't heard about it. I think Derby gets by because he smiles so much, but generally speaking, 5 minutes is the MINIMUM!!

CalicoMom Toni

Anonymous said...

Does that mean that I can't bite Mom's toes either? I'm not sure if I *like this law ...

Beau Beau & Angie said...

It is the law but we don't follow it around here. But if yur Mom gets you in the snuggly hold you better let her so you can gets yur food.

Kukka-Maria said...

I'm all about that law, but my Agent doesn't subscribe to it.

Selfish, selfish woman!

nels, ed, nitro, and/or xing said...

yup; true. we looked it up on snopes!

Carmen said...

Nope, it's a law! One that my Pooh bear marginally puts up with

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

I really like to snuggle in the winter. My Lap Lady is very warm!

China Cat

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