Monday, December 11, 2006

The Miles Report - Weekend edishun

MILES

It's time for the Miles report, weekend edishun.

The Holiday Dekorashun Report

The fake tree that showed up last year showed up this year too - in a box. I immediately jumpded in the box and started crawling frough it and playing wif the lights. The box immediately wented back to it's hiding spot and Mommy saided "no big tree this year if you're just gonna crawl frough it. I will has to go out and get a table top tree". BAH!! Mommy is a humbug.

The Food Report

Well, Sammy is happy, the crap crunchies were tossed into the garbage and he gotted his junk food Whiskas Meaty crunchies back. He was furry happy. I gotted the following this weekend:
NO ham
NO turkey
NO kielbasa (whatefurr that is, mommy hadded some and I wanted some too)
NO eggs (mommy putted tabasko on them)
NO bacon
NO chick-hen
NO GOOD PEOPLE FOOD TO EAT
0h, wait, Mommy is reading ofurr my shoulder (not cool Mom, how can I do fair and akurate reporting wif her looking ofurr my shoulder???) and she saided that I had 5 bites of steak, oh wow, you can see that it maded and impreshun on me. 5 whole bites. And they were really teeny-tiny bites too - not nearly as big as my mouf.

The Wrestling Report - by Sammy

::STOMP STOMP CLAP:: ::STOMP STOMP CLAP:: I AM THE CHAMPION, I AM THE CHAMPION, no time for losers, 'cause I AM THE CHAMPION, of the WERLD!!!!! I frew the brat down the stairs and then ranned down to the landing and pinned his lead butt.

The "How many ways can we jump on Mommy's owie 'afore she says OOF" report

Um, so far, 1. HAHAHAHAHAHA. If I sit next to the bed and look up at Mommy wif big eyes, she says "come on up poosie", and I HATES being called "poosie" so I jump up and land on her owie. And then she goes "OOF" and I win.

That is the Miles report for now.

Your Furriend,

Miles Meezer (aka Poosie) (MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM stop it!!).

18 comments:

Patches & Mittens said...

Wow, these reports are great. I know it isn't fair when your Momma is looking over your shoulder. Hard to tell the truf, the whole truf and nufing but the truf.

Patches

Patches & Mittens said...

Miles......see our answer to your post on our bloggy

Your bestest furriend
Mittens

Anonymous said...

I'm VERY glad you got your tasty food back! But that stinks about the lack of people food. I didn't get my milk this morning and that made me sad.

I try to be good to our tree, I don't know how to climb it and Meowmy tries to keep it that way. She says the kitties are most important my the tree is very important too so we have to co-exist.


Latte

Kukka-Maria said...

"Poosie."

Snort!

DEBRA said...

Trees are made fur us to munch on. Momma doesn't udderstand why we likes to chew on dah unreal trees, but we do's.

Sounds like yu boyz had an excitin' weekend! Lotsa food, wrestlin and OOF'ing.

Bye to my sweet handsome Sammys!

:::wavin paws:::
Bye Miles!!

Purrsssss and Headbutts
Abby

Anonymous said...

Oh Cheysuli is worried you will starve to death Miles!

Feline Oligarchy said...

Glad you got your crunchies back. Send us some tips on how you did it. We've still got the crap ones. And no human food either. --Sky, Blackie, Charlie. (Alberta and Maggie Fu get special food so they are not complaining.)

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Wow! You guys had one wild & crazy weekend!!!! We love your reports!

Renee said...

So glad that Lilly doesn't care about the trees. The worst that she does is when she's backing up she sometimes backs into it (because she is looking at me) and knocks an ornament off with her crazy tail.

The wrestling report was very funny. We had some wrestling here too but it was human vs dog wrestling as we don't allow the dog to wrestle with the rabbits...they might kick her butt too bad!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Meezers....did you visit Edsels blog yet????? There is HAM there for you!!!

Anonymous said...

poosie.... Hee!!!

I like my tree, but I don't climb it or eat it or nuthin', I just hang out unnerneath it.

I wish I had somebody to wrestle with....

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we love yur updates. we duzzn't think it wuz fair at all that the bites of steak wuzzn't as big as yur mouf. that hardly effun counts as a bite on account of you can't taste sumfin that small.

Anonymous said...

Miles, that food report is absolutely shocking. What are you going to do about it?

Anonymous said...

Miles, that food report is absolutely shocking. What are you going to do about it?

Anonymous said...

Miles, that food report is absolutely shocking. What are you going to do about it?

bat & bandit said...

miles, we got ham!!! we never had ham before, but you talk about it all the time, so mommy brought us some home from a christmas party on sunday. it was so so so yummy!!! no wonder you love ham! we love ham now, too!

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