Friday, December 15, 2006


YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mommy putted up our tree! It's a REAL tree, and it's on Sammy's elevated floor. Sammy is not happy about that, 'acuase there's not much room for him to sit on his elevated floor now. Mommy putted lights on it last night and started putting these white balls all ofurr it. THEN, she kittynapped us and maded us sleep in the bedroom WIF THE DOOR CLOSED all night. Well, she didded bring up our food and water, and our litter box is already there. SOOOOOO, in order to protest, 30 seconds after we gotted in the room wif the door closed, I let loose wif the stinky poo to end all stinky poos. Mommy coughed. Mommy's eyes watered. She burrowed unner the blankies. She putted pillows on her face (bad move mommy, Sammy immediately laid down right ofurr her nose and mouf on top of the pillow). She sprayed - some orange smelling stuff that maded the room smell like orange poo. All I could do was LAUGH and LAUGH and LAUGH. Finally, she wented ofurr to the litterbox wif a clof ofurr her mouf and scooped it and it stopped stinking. SO THEN, about 5 minutes later, Sammy didded the same fing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She hadded to get up again wif a clof ofurr her face and scoop it again. Then she saided that the tem-tay-shuns must be making the bad smell, so we would nefurr get them again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! We cried, we sobbed, we whined, we begged. We tolded her that we would not do that anymore, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't take our tem-tay-shuns away. She saided "we'll see". NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That means NO. I don't know what to do now.


DEBRA said...

Oh Miles yu didddint!?!

Ping does dat and his poo smells to highheaven! Momma coughs and coughs, but Pingie doesn't eat Temp-ta-shuns so tell yur Momma quick it not dos tastie little morsels.

How do yu like yur twee?

:::wavin paws::::

Bye to my sweet and gorgeous Sammys and we hopes yu is havin some boo-tee-full weather!

Bye Miles!!
**Boo, Ping, Jinx & Gracie

Purrsssssss and Headbutts

Anonymous said...

Oh no!!! Not the temp-tay-shuns! You tell her that they do not make me stink!! So it can't be them. I love the plan cat likes to be locked in so she got what she deserved.


Kukka-Maria said...

"Orange Poo." [snicker, snicker...SNORT!]

Everything I eat makes my poo smell like roses. I'm glamorous like that.

Buzzerbee & meep said...

Stinky poo - a kitty's secret weapon! Nice werk Meezers! (We're pretty sure you'll still get your treatz, maybe just not as many?)

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Meezers that was excellent. Perfect timing for both of you! Now you're working like a team....way to go!!

Anonymous said...

Oh my! It's probably not the Temptations. I've never had a Temptation (I don't know if we can get them in Germany) but I'm very stinky. Although mom says it's because of my high metabolism.

Enjoy your tree!

Anonymous said...

lol... you two are so funny.

Anonymous said...

Orange poo? Ick!
It's not the temp-tay-shuns tho, cuz Mini had the stinx-to-hi-heavun smelly poos since she gotted here and that was long time afore we efur had temp-tay-shuns. Grandma'll vouch for that. Yup.
Your twee is purrty tho :) Fanks for hafin me over!
BIG purrrrrrrrrrrrs to my boyfriendcat
~~ Sanjee

Patches & Mittens said...

I hate to tell you this Miles, but you have to hold it.

Momma says she thinks it is the food, not temptations...cuz Precious was REAL bad until she got the more spensive stuff. Momma took her poo to the vet and she gave her some medicine cuz there was a one celled thing in her poo!!! Probably from being outside and eating heaven knows what, Momma says.


Anonymous said...

Patches, I had that one celled thing. It was horrible! I leaked poo from my but wherever I sat and even I couldn't handle my own smell. Luckily, that's gone.

Chase ALWAYS stinks no matter what, hehe....the People call him "Stinky Minky". Latte has to go cover for him.

I'm going to get tackled for tell that story.


Anonymous said...

Oh, guys ... Your practical joke/mutiny really backfired (literally and figuratively). Stinky poo in the bedroom is not a good thing to do if you don't want to unleash vengeance. Temptations are a very high price to pay. Let's hope that your mom reconsiders ... Good luck.
DaisyMae Maus

Derby said...

Glad you got your tree. Not fun about the temptayshuns, but did you haave to let out the stink bomb?

Renee said...

What will you think of next you silly kitties? I'm sure glad that Lilly goes poo outside!

Anonymous said...

You guys are funny!

When Silky first came to live with us, she farted a lot! But Mom gave her a little bit of yogurt (plain, organic) several times, and something about it seemed to work because she doesn't do it anymore!

Anonymous said...

Yes, I agree with the others. It's not the treats, it's the food! I had really really bad stinkies when I first came, then someone told Mom to switch from reg'lar Kitten Chow to Purina One and when she did, the stinkies stopped. Somethin' 'bout the ingredients in the food.

Lone Star Purrs said...

Heehee!!! We're rolling ofur here. Efun Momma was laughing so hard her eyes were leaking. We didded that to her the ofur night, but the door wasn't closed! It woked her up from a sound sleep at 1:30 am!!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we eat like a squillion Temptations pracktickly effury 5 minnits an we duzzn't haf that purroblem. it's not the Temptations - we swear!

(translation: they each have about 12 Temptations 3 times a day, because Cocoa sits by the little bags and whines alot)

Feline Oligarchy said...

Sounds like your mommy is just a sore loser to the Best Stinky Poo Tag Team!

How can she punish you for just doing what you gotta do?

Carmen said...

oh my goodness, I snorted out loud reading this. ;)

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