Sunday, January 29, 2006
We hadded so much fun at the nap-a-thon It was so nice to meet efurrbody and compare purrs, and tom cat yowls, and talk about our siblings. And the stinky goodness was yummy. But, we are glad to be home wif our Mommy and Grampa Norton and Gramma Trixie. It's nap time now, and then we hafta praktice our Tub Hockey.
Saturday, January 28, 2006
Friday, January 27, 2006
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Does it LOOK like my butt is made of lead? Mommy says I have a lead butt- whenever she wants me to move from somewhere and I don't want to go, she tries to pick me up and I try and stay there. She says I have lead in my butt and that, even though I normally weigh 10 pounds, my butt sometimes weighs 30. I don't think that's very nice. I'm the skinny one. Sammy is the lardo.
Friday, January 20, 2006
What is your favorite flavor of Stinky Goodness or Crunchy Goodness?
These are ours:
Stinky Goodness: Fancy Feast Fisherman's flavor (the one with the flaked fish and whole little shrimpies in the can wif the dark blue label Mommy cannot find this flavor everywhere) and Fancy Feast Cod, Sole and Shrimp.
Crunchy Goodness: Purina Kitten Food (for the Meezers - but only as a treat) and Purina Indoor Formula. We have to eat that crunchy goodness because of Grampa Norton - he has to have lots of fiber and he doesn't like his 'spensive 'srciption crunchy food
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Do you see my evil red eyes of death? This is what happens when I'M HUNGRY and you don't have any stinky goodness in my bowl. I don't care anymore that you are sick, FEED ME NOW.
Meezer's Mom: Sam, you ate all of your stinky goodness 2 hours ago for breakfast. You KNOW that's all you get, eat some crunchies and some shrimpy crack treats for now.
SAMMY: Perhaps you didn't understand me - FEED ME STINKY GOODNESS RIGHT NOW. Miles ate what was in my bowl and now I'm hungry again.
Meezer's Mom: No Sammy, perhaps you didn't understand me............. argh, stop with the evil red death ray!!! Ok, maybe just a little more stinky goodness................. Don't tell Miles.
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Monday, January 16, 2006
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Friday, January 13, 2006
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Monday, January 09, 2006
We have to go to the store and buy more of THIS http://worldwise.com/shrimpnip.html
Now, all we need are thumbs, pockets and the keys to mommy's truck.
These are the bestest. Shrimp and Kitty Crack all in the same treat. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sunday, January 08, 2006
You are under my power. You will give me shrimps and crab and all food i ask for. You will not notice that I knockeded all of the boxes down. You will..........cluck like a chicken. Now I will bring you out of your hip-no-tized state - if only I could remember how to count to 3.
Friday, January 06, 2006
I gotted CRAB for dinner!!!!! Real crab from a real crab claw! AND I didn't have to share it wif anybody. Mom said it was a special treat just for me!!! When I told Sammy he said he gotted a special treat too - HAM. I like ham, but I LOVED crab more. When I told gramma and grampa, they said that they gotted a special treat too - liverwurst. I never had that before, but it's their favorite treat. But I got the CRAB. It was the bestest taste EVER.
Thursday, January 05, 2006
This is Norton on the bottom - we call him Grampa. He is the number one kitty in the house. All activity revolves around him. He's poorly. He has problems pooping and he was blind for a while - but he takes medikshun to help him see. He likes to lay in front of the heater all day. He's the reason we get stinky goodness first thing in the morning becuase he wants it. So we all get some. We love Grampa lots.
This is Trixie on the top (wif Miles behind her) - we call her Gramma. She is Nortons real and true twin sister. Mom says that they were abandoned in the middle of a road when they were really little babies and mommy and daddy saved them. They have never been apart ('cept for when Norton has bafroom problems and he has to stay at the place we don't speak of). They are 17 1/2 years old. Gramma has some problems walking sometimes like Grampa, but if you were that old, you would too. Trixie's favorite thing to do is to sit on the bed right next to Mommy's head and stare at her all night long when she sleeps. It's really really funny when Mommy wakes up and screams because Gramma's staring at her. We love Gramma lots too.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
WHY do we only get stinky goodness in the morning ? (oh, sure, there's a BIG bowl of crunchy food left out for us, but, come on, it's not stinky goodness) WHY doesn't mom like it when we stick our noses in her ears when she's snoring (i mean sleeping)?
WHY can't we eat the feathers from the pillows?
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
Monday, January 02, 2006
MILES I finally made it home. I did get a parachute but I overshot mine house and ended up about 70 miles away here: And from the n...