Saturday, September 30, 2006

SAMMY

The Prisioner Transport Unit has been out all day. The blue bag is being packed. Somefing is going on.

Friday, September 29, 2006

We was really good boys yesterday

MILES

After mommy gotted home from that place she used to call werk, wif her boxes of stuff, we purred and snuggled for a while, and then she hadded to go to the dr, and then run some errands. Then when she finally camed home, we was really good boys. we layed on her and snuggled her and tolded her that efurryfing would be alright. Then we ran around and rassled for a while 'acuase she likes to hear us tearing frough the house. Then at bed time, we maded a Mommy Sammich. I layed on one side of her real close and Sammy layed on the ofurr side of her real close, and we purred and purred and purred until we felled asleep - and this morning mommy saided that she felted like she was purring 'acause we purred so hard. She is going to see a "head hunter" this morning - someone that placed her in her last 2 jobbies, and that she has known for like a squillion years (ok, 10, but that's close to a squillion, right?). So, what does a head hunter do? Does he take her head off and send it around to jobbie places, and then she gets it back when she gets a jobbie?

Thursday, September 28, 2006

SAMMY and MILES
We is going to take the rest of the day off today - Mommy losted her job this morning and she is furry furry sad. Fank you all so much for your purrayers and kind werds of the last few days, we all appreciate it. Say some purrayers that she will find a new jobbie soon.

A point by point response

SAMMY and MILES respond:

Sammy - I will be responding in Pink and Miles will be responding in Orange

Sammy and Miles

You know I love you both furry furry much. I have loved you since the minute I saw both of you - Sammy in the garden, all cold and abandonded and scared, and Miles with your kitty mommy and siblings. I love cuddling both of you and the hundreds of kissies I get each day. I love to watch you run around and chase each other. I love to see your silly sweet face peeking at me from under the covers in the middle of the night. We loves you too Mommy

HOWEVER, we need to go over the rules of the house again. Rules schmooles

For instance, whenever I open the door to the "human litterbox room" in the middle of the night, after running down the hall, it's usually becuase I have to use the "human litterbox" right away. I do not have the time to stand there while you jump on the seat and stand there and stare at me before you jump on the windowsill - Sammy. You have in the past, sat on me when I have stood on the human litterbox. If you have to go that bad, close the door.

Also Sammy, in the little "human litterbox room" downstairs, I would like to know if you thought it was really fun to watch the 17 cents splash into the bowl while you pushed it off the counter. How did you get in there anyway? Yes, it was fun to watch them splash into the human litter box. Again, close the door and I won't do fings like that

Speaking of pushing things Miles - is it really that much fun to push the drawers out of the new coffee table on a daily basis so that I have to put them back when I get home from "werk?". In a werd YES. Also, is it necessary to bring mouthfulls of your stinky goodness out into the living room and drop them on the floor when I give you dinner at night? I only do that when it's gross stinky goodness, and I'm trying to show you how gross it is.

Where have all my socks gone? The sock monster taked them. I know I take them off my feet when I get in the bathtub, but they are gone by the time I get out of the tub. Somewhere in the house there are at least 30 pairs of socks hiding. Do you know anything about this Sammy? I has seen the sock monster, and he is scary, I am not messing wif him. Is Norton coming back to steal my socks every night like he used to, or did you just take really good notes for almost 2 years and learn his tricks? Well, I did take notes, but it's the Sock Monster.

Miles - water is actually WET. and if you stick your paw in the tub at night when I am sitting there, it will get wet. Every time. I don't know why you have to sample it every night if you're just going to run away and jump on the bed with wet.................nevermind, I am on to you now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I likes watching you get into a wet bed.

Sammy, I actually use both my mouth and nose to breathe. You don't need to use bof at the same time. Sleeping directly over them will in fact make me gasp for air and flail about in the bed at night. I know that this makes you laugh really hard, but do you have to do it every night? Um YES. I do have to thank you for being a good boy lately though - I have not gotten hit in the head with flying objects from the nightstand. I appreciate that. Expect the unexpected

Who has learned to use the TV remote? The Sock Monster. I don't know! I know that the TV is off when I leave in the mornings. How come it's on sometimes when I get home at night? Maybe the Sock Monster wants to watch your stoopid soap operas.

Lastly, about the "I POOPED" rampage through the house, Sammy. Thanks for the warning that there's a present for me in the litterbox, but really, you don't have to do it at 2:30am. Yes I do, Norton didded it all the time too and you nefurr yelled at him. and Miles, holy cow. Is there a problem with your digestive tract, maybe you should not let me eat cheese or do you just do that on purpose to give me "smellavision" dreams at night? that's just an added benefit. I have gone through 4 of the extra size jars of Vicks Vapo-Rub and 3 cans of Febreeze Air Effects in the last 2 months Seriously, I'm going to move that box back to the dungeon now that we don't have a senior catizen that needs it upstairs. But it's so much easier to haf it upstairs, we dont'want to go down 2 flights of stairs just to poo.

You know that I love you both, and I am fairly certain that you love me for more than litter scooping and treat giving. A little consideration sometimes would be a nice thing. We will fink about it. Yes, we will fink about it. But ferst we has to nap.


Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Our good furriend Ullrick hadded to go to the Bridge today. Oh, we is so so sad. He was still a furry little boy - he turned 1 in July. Goodbye little Ullrick - we will miss you.

An Open Letter to "the boys"

Meezer Mom

Sammy and Miles

You know I love you both furry furry much. I have loved you since the minute I saw both of you - Sammy in the garden, all cold and abandonded and scared, and Miles with your kitty mommy and siblings. I love cuddling both of you and the hundreds of kissies I get each day. I love to watch you run around and chase each other. I love to see your silly sweet face peeking at me from under the covers in the middle of the night.

HOWEVER, we need to go over the rules of the house again.

For instance, whenever I open the door to the "human litterbox room" in the middle of the night, after running down the hall, it's usually becuase I have to use the "human litterbox" right away. I do not have the time to stand there while you jump on the seat and stand there and stare at me before you jump on the windowsill - Sammy.

Also Sammy, in the little "human litterbox room" downstairs, I would like to know if you thought it was really fun to watch the 17 cents splash into the bowl while you pushed it off the counter. How did you get in there anyway?

Speaking of pushing things Miles - is it really that much fun to push the drawers out of the new coffee table on a daily basis so that I have to put them back when I get home from "werk?". Also, is it necessary to bring mouthfulls of your stinky goodness out into the living room and drop them on the floor when I give you dinner at night?

Where have all my socks gone? I know I take them off my feet when I get in the bathtub, but they are gone by the time I get out of the tub. Somewhere in the house there are at least 30 pairs of socks hiding. Do you know anything about this Sammy? Is Norton coming back to steal my socks every night like he used to, or did you just take really good notes for almost 2 years and learn his tricks?

Miles - water is actually WET. and if you stick your paw in the tub at night when I am sitting there, it will get wet. Every time. I don't know why you have to sample it every night if you're just going to run away and jump on the bed with wet.................nevermind, I am on to you now.

Sammy, I actually use both my mouth and nose to breathe. Sleeping directly over them will in fact make me gasp for air and flail about in the bed at night. I know that this makes you laugh really hard, but do you have to do it every night? I do have to thank you for being a good boy lately though - I have not gotten hit in the head with flying objects from the nightstand. I appreciate that.

Who has learned to use the TV remote? I know that the TV is off when I leave in the mornings. How come it's on sometimes when I get home at night?

Lastly, about the "I POOPED" rampage through the house, Sammy. Thanks for the warning that there's a present for me in the litterbox, but really, you don't have to do it at 2:30am. and Miles, holy cow. Is there a problem with your digestive tract, or do you just do that on purpose to give me "smellavision" dreams at night? I have gone through 4 of the extra size jars of Vicks Vapo-Rub and 3 cans of Febreeze Air Effects in the last 2 months Seriously, I'm going to move that box back to the dungeon now that we don't have a senior catizen that needs it upstairs.

You know that I love you both, and I am fairly certain that you love me for more than litter scooping and treat giving. A little consideration sometimes would be a nice thing.

Love
Your Mommy

PS - Thank you all for your continued good thoughts and prayers about my job situation. It's been really stressful and I hope that I find something out before Friday afternoon - vacation starts next week and I would sure hate to find out while I'm on vacation. I truly appreciate all of your good thoughts and prayers.


NOTE from SAMMY and MILES: we will 'aspond tomorrow, but we just want to wish Mommy and Daddy "Happy Anniversary" they has been married 20 years today!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Chillin


MILES

'amember a while ago I telled you about the foo-ton that my daddy has, and how much I likded it? Well, this is me chillin on the foo-ton wif Mommy (foot) and daddy ('ahind me). Doesn't it look comfy?


Well, mommy didn't hear nuffin about her jobbie yesterday. She's getting nervouser and nervouser. Maybe today. Keep your paswises crossed that it's good news when she hears!

Our good furriend, Butterscotch hadded to go live wif his Grammy, 'acause he is a senior kitty and needed to haf someone look after him all day. His mommy has a job and cannot be home all the time to make shur he's ok. His mommy is really sad.
Bubgy is home from the v-e-t and is doing better after getting hit by the car.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Is it Ofurr?

MILES

Well, the furnichur is back in it's place and the wall is painted. Mommy wented out and buyed new kurtins to replace the vertikle blinds that were on the patio door. she saided that she was sick of the dusty rose blinds, and that the dark brown kurtins would go better wif the "daykor". They go furry good wif the Meezer colors. I love them. I rolled all ofurr them and putted my stink on them. Sammy loves them 'acause he can hide 'ahind them better than the blinds. Mommy likes them 'acause she doesn't has to fish the little metal fings from the bottom of the blinds out of the furnice register anymore.

Mommy saided that there is some paint left ofurr. She might paint the 'powder room" if she means the small human litterbox room, that would be good. this time she better keep the kitty art up on the wall.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

The Paint

SAMMY

Well, we tried to post pikshurs, but dread pirate blogger would not let us. Anyway, the ofurr night when Mommy was painting the wall, she was painting down low, sitting on the floor. I wented up next to her and I fought I seed somefing on the wall, higher up, and standed up on my back legs and putted my front legs on the wall. Mommy flipped out, and putted her brush down and pickded me up - there was paw prints all ofurr the wall where I was standing, and I hadded paint all ofurr my paw pads. Mommy hadded to put my paws in the sink and rub them wif a washclof. THEN, she wented back and painted ofurr my beautiful paw prints!

Friday, September 22, 2006

Mommy needs purrayers

SAMMY

Please say some purrayers for our Mommy. There are prollems at her werk, and there's a chance she will find out today weafurr she and a bunch of ofurr people still haf a job. She is way nervous and didn't sleep at all last night. We knows that poodins purrayers are speshully powerful. Fanks guys, we is way nervous too.


UPDATE: Please go visit Geoffrey and Friskie's blog - Bugby gotted out and was hit by a car and hurt his leg real bad and had to have an operwayshun.

UPDATE #2 - Well, Mommy is home from werk and she saided that there was no werd, but that there will definately be werd early next week. Ugh. Now she has to be nervous all weekend.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

What the heck color is that 'apposed to be?

MILES

The insanity continues. More painting. More wheezing. Not enuf resting. Sammy hadded to stand on her neck to keep her on the cowtch.

it stinks in here.

oh, and the paint is not efenn a close match to eifurr Sammy or I. So, she's not accenting us. The color is 'apposed to be Soft Wheat. I don't know what wheat looks like but it prolly does not look like that. That color looks more like, um, Fancy Feast Roasted chicken wif gravy, after it sits in the dish for about 10 sleeps.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

MILES

Ferst of all YAY!!! All the purring from around the blogsphere werked!

Second of all - Mommy has LOSTED HER MIND. She moved all the furniture in the lifing room around 'acause she wants to paint an "accent wall". Sammy saided that she gotted the paint 2 years ago and is just getting around to it. That's 'afore I was borned. She's NUTS. She still really sicky and has to sit down efurry 10 minutes, but still wants to paint the wall. Well, it's a small wall, but STILL. The woman is out of her mind. There's no talking her out of it. What's a poodin to do? Well, asides from putting your paw in the paint pan to see if the color matches your furs. It doesn't. And I hadded to get a partial baf.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Quiet day

SAMMY

Today will prolly be a quiet day around the Meezer house. It's Calico Mom's surgery day. We may go and give support to Patches, Mittens, Mistrie and Precious a little later. We bisited wif them yesterday and they was worried. We will be sending our purrs out most of the day today to help CalicoMom get frough her surgery.

Monday, September 18, 2006

The Miles Report - Edishun 3


MILES

This is The Miles Report, Edishun 3

The Food Report


This cheese is the bestest cheese I has efurr eaten in my whole life. Mommy putted some on her finger and I ated it off her finger. 3 times. It was sooo good. I didn't know goats could taste that good. I also had more of that italian pig - pro-shu-toe, or as mommy says 'pra-shutte". That was really yummy. I hadded a little piece of steak too. Plus, Mommy readed all of your comments about the snacks, and gived me tem-tay-shuns 2 times in one day! Well, I had 7 bits each time, but it was more. Also, our furriend Frostin recommended the Dentibles Tem-tay-shuns, so we tried them last night and they was good!

The Outside Report - by Sammy

The big mean ginger kitties was not around too much this week. I gotted to spend lots of time looking out the patio window. There was no UFO's this week eifurr. The ofurr day, mommy hadded trimed the for-sith-eeee-a bush out front and she burned the branches in the fire pit. We watched from inside and she hadded the only the screen in the door, and it smelled good. But it was COLD out.

The Social Report

Mittens and Gemini camed to visit us this week. Mommy hadded bundled up some Trixie furs for me and Mittens patted them and sniffed them and was happy. We hadded a good time.

The Snuggling Report

Sammy has been furry needy of lots of snuggles this week. He has been laying on the pillows ofurr mommy's head, patting her head in the middle of the night. He also has gotten down in snuggling position almost efurry night. So he sleeps on one side of mommy under one of her arms, and I sleep on the ofurr side, under her ofurr arm. When she wakes up, she says her shoulders are stiff. When she sits on the couch, I has to lay against her leg, and Sammy has to lay behind her on her neck.

That is the Miles report for this week. b

Update: Me and Sammy and The Hot(M)BC crew is going to the Big Piney Woods today to visit with The Calico Girls to help them get ready for their Mom's oper-way-shun - and to purr for their Mom too.

Friday, September 15, 2006

HAHAHAHA

SAMMY
We gotted mommy soooooo scairt last night!

MILES
Yeah! We was upstairs running around like our butts was on fire, and hafing rasslemania 137 in the hallway when........

SAMMY
We gotted too close to the top of the stairs

MILES
And we felled down the stairs

SAMMY
well, halfway down the stairs, but it maded a LOUD noise

MILES
And mommy jumped up and ranned up the stairs really fast.

SAMMY
We was sitting there on the stairs laughing. We don't fink she fought it was funny.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

'Scuse me?


MILES

What do you mean "it's a treat, not a meal"?












Note to Skeeter and LC: we tried to comment on your blog, but it says that only team members can comment, so we was not allowed to.

UPDATE: Mittens is visiting us today. If any ofurr poodin wants to come and visit, stop by!
Gemini is coming ofurr too!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

The Big Clean up

MILES

Well, Mommy saided ofurr last weekend that she was going to vacuum up the Trixie fur that was under the bench, which I lay next to. I looked at her and gived her my bestest big sad eye 'spression, and she saided that she would scrape up some of the fur and save it for me. And she did!!! I now has my own little bundle of Trixie fur that I can pat and touch wheneffur I want to. She putted it downstairs, all bundled up, in a drawer in our cawfee table, and since I can push the drawers out, I can pat it anyime I want to. I'm furry happy 'bout it, 'acause I still miss Trixie lots. I'm still being kind of clingy wif Mommy - 'cept when she won't give me enuf tem-tay-shuns treats, or enuf ham or enuf microwaved bacon (I has to have my bacon microwaved, not fried). Then I won't let her touch me, and it makes her upset. I don't gets treats efurry night, but if it's been too many nights, and I don't get enuf when I gets them, then I 'tend I'm mad at her. It keeps her on her toes.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Haiku


MILES

Oh YUM tem-tay-shuns
How I love the crunchiness
sweet tender inside

Saturday, September 09, 2006

MILES

Sammy is a blog hog. Sheesh. I can't get a werd in edgewise. Now I forgot what I wanted to say.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Seesh!


SAMMY

Ferst, I need to 'pologize for 'barassing Mommy about her feets. I didn't mean to emply that her feets stink ALL the time. Her feets usually smell really good at night, but when she wears her old sneakers that has been in mud puddles and such, they don't 'zaktly smell like flowers. I'm sorry Mommy.

It's not 'zaktly true that I don't like people food like Mommy and Miles say. I do like people food. I love corn (oh, and corn husks are the yummiest). I like cabbage. I like cooked carrots and cooked green beans, and I like lettuce (Trixie tolded me about lettuce, she always loved it). Mommy always tries to take the corn husks away from me 'acause she doesn't fink they're good for me to eat, but they are so yummy. I also like rice. Can cats be vege-tar-ee-uns?

MILES

Vege-tables - uck. I mean, I tried broccoli once and it was HORRIBLE. I was a bad boy the ofurr night and I ated some raw hamburger when Mommy was not looking, but I did not eat the rice or the cabbage or the corn.

PS
Today is Latte's purrfday - he's 1 year old!
The Good Cat group is back from summer bay-k-shun
And there's anofurr Meezer wif a blog! Go bisit Luxor if you have a chance!
OH, and Chatham, the furry nice senior Meezer (he is older than Trixie and Norton were) woke up wif a swollen face today and hadded to go to the 'mergency v-e-t, and then has to go back to his regular v-e-t later on today, so maybe efurryone can go cheer him up.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

come ON

SAMMY

Uh, Mommy, when I am laying on one end of the cowch, sleeping peesfully, and you 'acide to sit on the cowch, please WARN ME when you are going to take your shoos off and stick your sweaty, stinky, feet in my face. You fink it's "cute" when I curl up tight and stick my nose in my curled up paw. Um, fink again stink foot.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

blame

SAMMY

No, I don't know anyfing about a chewed up cell phone charger cord, or why efurryfing was off the coffee table and on the floor. I was just laying around all day, bored out of my mind. Can you leave the talking pikshur box on when you leave today? If you do, maybe fings around here won't just up and destroy themselves.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

The Miles Report - Edishun 2

MILES

Here is the Miles report for the past weekend.

The Food Report
Once we gotted to Daddy's, he hadded some good food
Bacon - while I fought this was really good piggy, Mommy saided it was TURKEE Bacon - HOLY GOBBLE!
Roast Beast - I tooked some from Mommy's sammich, so she gived me a pile
Italian Pig - Mommy called it "pra-shoot" but also saided it was called "pra-shoot-o". I called it YUMM-O
Roast Pig - It hadded some sort of fruit sauce on it - YUCK. I didn't eat it
French Toast - nefurr hadded this 'afore and Daddy gived me some of his - it was YUMMY. I wanted a plate of my own.

The Ofurr 'Partment Report
We has a house wif 2 floors, but Daddy only has a 'partment wif 1 bedroom. The Kitchen was HUGE HUGE HUGE, and there were lots more windows than in our house. Daddy also has somefing called a Foo-ton in his lifing room, which was super comfy. We want one in our house. Sammy spented most of the ferst day unner the chair or unner the bed, but then he 'amembered that we haded been here 'afore and he camed out and jumped up and lookded out most of the windows. We spented the ferst night on the bed wif Mommy and Daddy, but we spented the 2nd night on the Foo-ton. It was BIG and comfy and we could lay there and stretch and not efunn touch.

The Travel Report - by Sammy
After being rudely stuffed into the prison box, we rode and rode and rode in the metal monster wif wheels. It was OK, I yowled for a long time, but then I falled asleep. Our prison box is big enuf for 3 kitties, but Miles kepted pushing me into the furry back and then laying on me. He did the same fing all the way back to our house. The only good fing was when Miles gotted scairt of somefing, he gived me a baf. When we gotted back to our house, I ran and hided unner Norton's couch, just to make Mommy nervous. And Miles wented upstairs and refused to come down. When he did, he would not sit wif Mommy. That maded her sad and she 'pologized for putting us in the prison box. But she saided somefing 'bout bay-k-shun next monf and how we was going on anofur trip. AACCCCKKKK. This trip was 5 hours one way. I don't wanna go no where else.

Summary
Ofurr all, it was a good weekend, we did getted to stay wif Mommy and we gotted to see Daddy too, and hadded lots of new smells and lots of windows to look out of. And a foo-ton. I'm going to go online and see how much they cost, 'acause I want one in our house.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

We're Visiting

SAMMY

AACCCKKK!!! Prison box, big metal monster wif wheels, strange 'partment - DADDY!!! I 'amember being here 'afore - I fink I will just stay under this chair for a while.

Mommy says it's a holiday weekend - so efurryone haf a great holiday! If I can get the DSL cable to reach under the chair, I will post more.

Friday, September 01, 2006

I am NOT a Klingon



MILES

Um Mom, I lookded up Klingon on the internets while you was at werk, and I fink you are furry confused. Does I really look like this? No, I look like THIS
Why are you calling me a Klingon?

what?

Cling-on?

what do you mean by that?

I'm "clingy"?

I'm sorry Mommy, I just needed some extra hugs and stuff. It's been a hard week. ::sniff sniff::
I won't do it no more.

What? you really don't mind? Ok, then can I sit up there on your shoulder and get my furs up your nose? I know you likes it when I does that.

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