HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! We spented it in bed wif mommy - she has been sickie all weekend wif a bird or somefing that flew. She finally got her big butt out of bed tonight though. (SAMMY - oooooooooooooooo, you is gonna get it so bad for saying that!)
SO, since she spented the weekend in bed, I didn't get any treats for the new year. NO ham. NO turkey. NO Chick-hen. NO NUFFING. I feel furry neglekted. But, since I didded such a good job purring on her, I expekt SOMEFING tomorrow - maybe a ham hoagie for lunch. Or a ham hock for dinner. Or maybe a fried turkey or somefing.
I ALMOST jumpded high enuf from the bed to touch the ceiling - one time (at band camp...... sorry, we was watching stoopid movies) when mommy gotted up to use the human litterbox room, I maded her pile all the pillows on top of each ofurr on the bed, and then she putted me on top of the pile. I jumped and ALMOST gotted as high as the ceiling. (SAMMY - then he missed the center of the pillow pile on the way down and crashed, and all the pillows landed on top of him. It was AWSOMELY funny.)
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...