The M's mommy maded a pikshur of me as a Pirate!! Mommy saided that I would has to haf a patch for real if I doesn't be a good boy and let her put my eye goop in my eye. I just can't. It's GOOP. I doesn't like GOOP in my eye!
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS