Wednesday, January 03, 2007

I WIN!!!

SAMMY

No, not the 25,000 bisiter contest - alfough we gotted about 130 bisits yesterday - far short of our 1000 bisit goal. We need 856 more bisits. Keep checking the counter - the more bisits the quicker we haf a winner.


I winned "THE MOST ANNOYING CAT" contest last night. This is how I didded it:

I waited till Mommy was sleeping, then I started poking her in the eye to wake her up. Once she waked up, I started pawing the covers really hard, right at the top. Mommy guessded that I wanted to go unner the covers and askded me why I just didn't go unner like I do efurry ofurr night. I maded her lift up the covers way high so that I could see all the way unner the covers to the bottom of the bed. Then I sat there on the pillow and tried to 'acide if I really wanted to go unner the covers. Finally, when she started putting them down, I ran unner and laid down in snuggling position. When she started to snuggle me and go back to sleep, I crawled out to lay back on the pillows. She saided that I winned the most annoying cat competishun. I didn't efen know there was one! But if I winned, I deserve a prize.

23 comments:

Patches & Mittens said...

Gosh, I thought I won the most annoying cat contest......well, I come in a close second, Sammy. I yowled my little heart out this morning at 5:00 and Momma actually said the Shut Up Patches werd.

Patches

DEBRA said...

It mustabeen one of dem nites. Boo took Momma arm and wrapped herself around it like a pole and thump thump thumped her like a rabbit and den put the bitey on her. Boo does dat when Momma has petted her too much. Den she stood on top of Momma bout 3am to get up. So Momma got up and put Boo out of the nite room.

I fink Boo wins the most annoyin cat.

A'course Boo annoys me anyways.

Hi to my sweet handsome Sammys!
Hope your Momma is feelin better. Mine has been feelin udder da wether too. Some kinda buggie boo she said.

:::wavin paws:::
Hi Miles
Boo,Ping,Jinx & Gracie

Purrsssss and Headbutts
~Abby

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

I don't think that's annoying behavior, Sammy. In fact I think it's quite normal. I do exactly the same thing on the nights we manage to get in the bedroom before Mom shuts the door. It's important to find exactly the right place to sleep. No cat wants to sleep in the wrong place!

George

Cheysuli said...

Miles, you make me so proud! Excellent.

Daisy said...

Rats, rats, and more rats! I am number 24,164. I'm going to keep trying...

That is good that you won a contest! I am going to try your tricks on my Mommie, and maybe I can win Most Annoying Cat in my house tonight! I think the eye-poke alone would be enough for me to win.

Dragonheart said...

Wow, you must have been very annoying to win that contest! So when do you receive your prize?

24,166. I'll have to keep visiting. :)

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

I am wondering if you might be a long lost brother of mine as you have just described my bedtime routine perfectly.

And I don't know why the humans get all uppity about it. Would they want to just plop down on any old surface without really thinking about it? (Oh. Maybe they would.)

Go look at my blog... I got HER up at 5 AM twice in three days. Ha!! Cracks me up.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

3 am is when I woke up my mom to demand fancy feast! All 18 pounds of me on her back. I had nice vocals too if I do say so myself. Wierd how so many of us annoyed the people last night......

Renee said...

I'm not sure that's annoying or not. When I had my kitty, the very first night she cried mostly the entire time. By the time she finally calmed down to sleep she tried to sleep at the foot of my bed and I accidentally kicked her off. She learned that if she wanted to sleep on the bed by me she had better do it away from my feet. Smart cat!
the next most annoying cat thing was I was visiting a friend overnight and her cat came and jumped on me right in the middle of my back! I jumped so high that the cat went flying across the room...it didn't bother me no more.
But now I just remember the very most annoying thing ever done to me by a cat. We were sleeping at a friend's house due to the huricane trying to tear apart our house. I was sleeping on the floor in a sleeping bag and this cat comes in and starts kneeding on my feet...that wasn't so bad. But then the little monster peed on my feet! What was up with that??? I'm pretty sure I kicked him. EWWWWE yuck!
The site meter says I'm only 24,170 today. I still think it's broken.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I win that prize a lot. Usually because I put the bitey on Kaze who is under the covers. But last night Meowmy got the most annoying award. She was coughing and I had to leave.

Latte

Fiona Bun said...

Doots - 24,177...

Skeeter said...

Skeeter: Congratulations on winning the "annoying" prize. LC and I try our best. I win it here most of the time.

The most she can do is pounce The Big Thing's feet when he is under the blankies, but I have several tricks.

My favorite is to sit by the hard clear thing until he opens it enough to get out. Then I lie down in the opening with my head out and the rest of me inside. I can listen and sniff out but the rest of me is still good and warm (or cool depending on the season). I even fall asleep that way sometimes.

And if I do go out on the deck, I wait until he eventually closes the hard clear thing and then run back and yell until he let's me in. Or I just sit there.

My other favorite trick is to notice when there is good wet smelly stuff remaining in only one bowl. Then I wait until LC comes by to eat some. When I run other and push her head away, The Big Thing gets out another bowl and divides it up between us. So then I walk away... LOL!

INAMINI said...

Good going, Sammy! I haf my arsunul of triks that I use on Mom, so thanks for the nue trick!
LOKi

Mia and Ghost said...

You sound like you were trying Max's trick with the poking her in eye. 24,203 - long way to go to 25,000

DaisyMae Maus said...

Wow ... That does sound furry annoying (but talented!). Keep up the good work!
I'm #24,209!
DMM

Lux said...

Congrats on winning the "Most Annoying Cat" contest, Sammy! :::scrolling down to bottom of screen::: I'm 24,214!

Renee said...

24,218! Phooey! when is that meter going to get to 25,000?

Beau said...

I totally agree.

William said...

That's a very popular prize but hard to win. Congrats!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

I like to get under the covers, but then I go wild clawing everything. I don't know why. The Lady thinks I'm very annoying when I do that.
Midnight

Rosie & Cheeto said...

HAHAHA, yoo shuld go fur two nites in a row of being the most annoying cat in the cat competishun. I bet the prize wuld be dubble!

Renee said...

I'm not sure he's gonna like his prize if he keeps his mommy up all night like that. I know I get very cranky when I don't get sleep.

I'm finally 24,242...gonna see if using my other window helps bump it up some more.

Renee said...

24,244 now.

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