Ferst of all, fank you all for your kind sympafy. I 'preciate it. Yesterday was a long bad day.
Ferst, Mommy waked up really early and gotted the metal monster wif wheels going. Then she pulled out my fleece blankie and burrito wrapped me and taked me outside. It was freaking COLD outside and somefing was falling on my face when I lookded up. Mommy saided it was snow. I doesn't like snow. It's cold and wet and it falls on your face. Then, we wented for a ride in the metal monster. When we gotted there, I lookded out and saided "oh no, not HERE again". We wented inside and my furriend Paul talked to Mommy about blood tests, and poop tests, and my surgery. Blood tests. That means being stabbed. Great. Then Mommy kissded me and said goodbye . GOODBYE??? I gotted really scairt. Paul takded me into the back and gived me somefing that made my head fuzzy, and then I doesn't 'amember anyfing until some nice purrson was petting my head and telling me I was ok. But my mouf hurted. ALOT. After anofurr sleep, someone was taking me out to the big waiting room and I seed MOMMY!! I reached out for her and I hearded all the ladies saw "awwww, look at him hug his mommy". Then we was in the metal monster again and I lookded out the window all the way home. When I gotted home, I RAN to the dish - no food. But mommy gived me some good stinky goodness and I ate and then I drank a squillon gallons of water. Then we chilled on the couch. Mommy tolded me that I had a dental disease that lots of kitties has - ushally older kitties, but lots of Meezers has it. I hadded furry little tar-ter on my teef, but I had this bakteeria that kind of erodes teef. I hadded 5 teef pulled - not 4 like Mommy fought. I hadded 2 of my little teef pulled, the top 2 teef right 'ahind my fangs, and one of my in-size-ors pulled. I might haf to haf 3 to 5 more teef pulled in 6 to 12 monfs. But for now they putted this stuff like veneers on my teef to try and keep the bakteeria from eating my teef. The v-e-t saided that I haf to haf pain killers and anty-bio-tiks for 5 days. Oh, PLUS my eye goop. I hate that goop. But, my chin is almost healed. The v-e-t saided that she finks I skratched open my chin 'acause my teef hurted.
Tomorrow Sammy has to go haf his shots. That is where all this trouble started - wif my rooster shots. I nefurr want to haf rooster shots again.