Mommy needs a jobbie SOON. She painted the "aksent" wall in the lifing room a while ago, and now she has painted and sponge painted ofurr the paint and put up a border in our big entry hallway. NOW, she says she is going to wallpaper the small human litterbox room off the big downstairs hallway. If we're not careful, she will paint or wallpaper US.
She is also doing somefing called "wait wachers" where she fixes food and does maf at the same time, then mumbles about "points". If it's not fun, then why does she do it? she wants to loose pounds too, so she's making us suffer more wif not gifing us enuf foods to lif on. We try and tell her all day that we is starving. Efurry time she goes to the kit-chen, I goes out there too and stands up on my back legs and tries to get the food off the counter and then I yowls and stands next to the dish, but she says "oh Miles, you need to lose a pound" and I doesn't get food. BUT, when SAMMY the Squishy Belly comes into the kit-chen and rubs all ofurr her, she feels sorry for him and gets out some food. I hate those crunchies. Sometimes Sammy is on my side and won't eat the crunchies and rubs all ofurr her and gives her the pafetik look until she breaks down and gifs us stinky goodness. If that's how she does her wait wachers, then she will nefurr loose pounds. Oh, and neifurr will I. But that's ok. I doesn't want to loose pounds.
SAMMY Dear The Mom STAHP PUTTING THAT OINTMENT CRAP ON MINE BELLY. It's GROSS
MILES We gotted our Secret Paws pakage! Fank you so much Sophia and Diva Kitty's Mom! We love our blankies (and Sophia didded a good j...
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS I is thankful today that I gets to meet mine daddy tonight!!! Today is his purrfday and he is coming up here to spend ...