It's been a while since I haf done a Miles Report. So here are some fings to catch up on
The Food Report
Mommy says i'm 'apposed to be on a diet. BUT, I haf gotten around that by pafetikally mrowing and yowling efurry time she goes into the kit-chen. We has to SPLIT a can of green can Fancy Feast efurry morning. That is 'apposed to be all the stinky goodness we get for the day. We haf a 1/2 bowl (mommy says about 1 cup) of Purina DH ('skripshun dental food for my teefs) to snak on, but I hates it. Only Sammy eats it. It's apposed to be for me, but I won't eat it. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Me and Sammy did haf some real live dead shrimp on Furrsday - Mommy gets a little pakage when it's on sale. Sammy akchually eated some - he has not eated any in a long time, but he finally 'amembered that he likes it too. Then, at night, we walk around in circles in front of Mommy yowling for Tem-tay-shuns, so in order to shut us up, we gets some. She's not furry good at the kitty diet stuff. I've had chick-hen, pork chops, turkey burger, shrimps and a little bite of ham in the last 2 weeks.
The Balentimes Report
We has to fink of somefing to gets Mommy for Balentimes day. The weafurr guy on the talking pikshur box saided somefing about a snow storm on balentimes day, so maybe we will just snuggle wif her all day and watch the snow out the big window. We doesn't haf furry much money to spend.
The Meezer Tails Shop Report
We is going to be putting new stuff in our store this week, 'acause Mommy and Daddy still do not haf new jobbies. They say that the job market in New York is furry bad.
The Weafurr Report - by Sammy
It's freaking cold here!! cold cold cold. It's cold next to the window! It's cold next to ALL the windows. Mommy keeps the heat down at 62 degrees 'acause gas heat is 'spensive here. We haf some space heaters, but Miles is ushually hogging those. Good fing we has lots of blankies. I fink it's snowing in the forbidden room - the heat doesn't werk furry well in there so it's colder in there than the rest of the house. Mommy says she has to get anofurr heater in there so that she can start her tomato seeds for the summer. She has the fun greenhouse in there that I likes to get into and eat the plants. YUM. Anyway, it's COLD. And we is 'apposed to get snow efurry day this week.
The Mommy and Daddy Jobbie Report
Mommy hadded 2 innerviews last week in Buffalo - that place 87 miles away. She says she is waiting for call backs. She is also waiting for anofurr posishun to "get funded" at anofurr company close to home. They haf her resume and want to innerview her. Daddy is also waiting for a place near him to open up so he can go werk there - hopefully it will open soon. They are also "wating for funding" or somefing like that. He knows the purrson who is theh boss there, so that's a good fing. So, we're kind of making progress getting them out and werking again. Keep your paws crossed and say some purrayers.
The "OK, we need some help" report
Ok, so, how does I get Mommy to STOP CALLING ME POOSIE?????? I fink she has forgotted my real name! And, she is calling Sammy "Squishy" all the time too. We fink she needs some med-a-k-shun for her brain, but we doesn't know how to get it. Any ideas?
That is the Miles Report for this week.
Happy Meezer, Midnight Monday!!!