1. Mother - My name is NOT "squishy belly" - it's SAMMY, or SAM, and I'll efenn aksept an okashunal Sam Sam Bam Bam, but NOT "Squishy Belly"
2. To those we owe purrizes to - we is so furry sorry they is late - since WE cannot drive the metal monster to the post office, we has to depend on Mommy. In between driving long ways for non-innerviews, she has had the flu fingy for 3 weeks. Since she has no inshur-ants anymore, the dr is too 'spensive, and medikshuns are efenn more 'spensive. So, we is just waiting for her to get better or keel ofurr. We promise that we will get the purrizes out next week.
3. To our wonnerful furriend William - Miles has this to say: Fank you so much for my purrizes! 6 cans of Stinky Goodness!!! And nip pillows - they is POWERFUL nip pillows!!!! and the Aquairyums - they is delicious, and mommy says they is ALL MINE. We will post pikshurs as soon as mommy downloads them from the flashy box.
4. Mommy - it's not that I was happy and loving being cuddled last night, I was just to tired to get up and move when you wented to the human litterbox room, so don't get too 'acited that I was still in snuggling posishun when you gotted back. 9 times out of 10 it won't happen.
5. We is werking on some balentines for Skeezix's contest. We hopes we doesn't 'barass ourselfs too much. we is not really the mushy types. No, really Mommy, we is not. Stop kissing my nose Mommy!! You KNOWS that makes me kissy you back. STOP!! Ohhhhhhh, kiss kiss kiss. Are you happy now that you 'barassed me Mommy??
6 Who is efurryone rooting for in the Sooper Bowl? And is efururyone going to Henry's Sooper Bowl Party? We is going!! We is rooting for the BearColts. HAHAHAHAHAHA. We finks we is going to root for Peyton Manning's team. Daddy is a HUGE Bears fan, so, sorry Daddy - Bears skare us, but horsies are not as scairty.