Thursday, February 01, 2007

WOW!!!

SAMMY

Mommy tolded me to say "Fank you so much" to all the poodins about her jobbie innerview. Alfough she saided it would be funny to haf all the kitties go to her office and leaf her "purresents" that would not be "profeshunal". The innerview she was 'apposed to haf yesterday was post-poned till next week. At least they callded her. The lady that was forgetful callded mommy really early in the morning and offered to set up a "phone innerview" wif the department head. Howefurr, she nefurr called back wif any details. Frustrating.
She was hoping to hear about a 'citing job closer to home (akshually, about 1/2 mile away from the meanies who laid her off) but she nefurr hearded back from them eifurr. The head hunters are trying to set that innerview up. I hope they didn't get too 'acited and ate the innerview people heads. Mommy akshually knows one of the people. That could be a good fing or a bad fing - depending on if he likes mommy or not.

And now I will turn it ofurr to Miles for an important barf update:

MILES

I blew chunks all ofurr Mommy when she was sleeping. It was about 3 in the morning and I camed running up the stairs and jumpded on the bed and just blew chunks all ofurr her and then ranned away. She hadded to get up and take a shower and change the sheets. Then she camed downstairs and I was sleeping in the back of the couch, and she petted me and askded me if i was OK. I was, I just ated too many crunchies and drankded too much water. Mommy didn't let us eat the chunks. She cleanded them up really fast. I haf nefurr seed her move that fast in my life!!! It was FUNNY!!!! You should all try it at least once. Just make shur they are good and asleep, and make shur that you get most of it on them.

21 comments:

katnippia said...

Sammy, that would be funnies if all of us kitties left the meanie presents. although yurz meowmize is right. it would not be to professinal.Oh, and Miles, Taps tried yacking up a hairball on meowize head one night. The dadz got him off of her pillow beforez he did it.
We have lotz of paws crossed and purrz going fur yurz meowmize to get a very good jobbie close to homez.-Sia

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

"...you should try it at least once..."

OH! WIll do, Miles. What an excellent thing to do to your mommy. And then to immediately fall asleep peacefully after forciing her out of bed is a good thing to do too.

Good luck to your mom and the job interview.

DEBRA said...

We hopes yur Mommie job innerview goes reel gud! We noos it will.

My Momma has been havin probblems wif Blogger getting all kinds of error messsages. It am furry agg-grr-vat-in!

Miles sorry yu wasn't feelin too gud last nite. I bet yu reelly surprized yur Mommie! Glad yu is better nows.

OH Sammys, ya wanna go wif me to Beau Beau and Angie Balentine party next weekends???

Bye to my sweet handsome Sammys!

Purrs and Headbutts
~Abby

Kukka-Maria said...

I always knew you had great aim. Nicely played, Miles...nicely played.

Glad to know it was a temporary illness! Don't die on my watch!

Cheysuli said...

Nummy.... The woman said that her Siamese used to do that. I haven't yet. But it sounds like fun...

The Tower Hill Mob said...

We're sending out good vibes for your Mum. If she gets a good job, there'll be more Temptations!
Miles, you really shouldn't wurp on your Mum. It isn't nice.

Renee said...

I so hate when someone blows chunks on me when I'm asleep! I don't like to get peed on either.

don't know how to feel about the job interview. I hope you find something good and not too far away soon. Although I don't think you need to buy certain kitties more chunks. blech

Hot(M)BC said...

hehehe Milesssssss you's so funny. I's glad you's not reely sick tho!
Purrrrrrrrrrrs!
Your girlfriendcat Sanjee

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Ohh...I bet that would make the Chip Man REALLY REALLY REALLY mad. Hehehe...thanks for the GREAT idea Miles!

Latte

Junior said...

Aren't you afraid that your Mom will rush you to the v-e-t if you keep barfing on her?

Forty Paws said...

What a way to wake up your bean in the middle of the night!!!
Luf, Us

Hot(M)BC said...

Aw Miles, I'd LUV to go to BeauBeau and Angie's Balentine's Day party wif yoo! Awwwwww :) I's all a'cited!
::happy kitty dance::
PURRRRRRRRRRRS
your girlfriendcat Sanjee

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we hopes yur momma gets the 'citing job close ta home instedda the job wif the rood inkunsidderit people.

thanks fur the info on the barf. we owe the Blonde Girl a little purresent fur the hole dress insident.

btw - our Allergic Girl's hopin' ta come out yur way in 2008. she's wantin' ta go ta Eastman in Rochester.

Eric and Flynn said...

Fanks furr the info on blowing chunks. We'll haf to try dat. Eric yooshully leevs his hareballs beside the bed so mum can step on it in the dark.
Good luck to yer mum wiv the close to home innervyoo

Oreo said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
::gasping for air::
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry! Poor Momma.
::snickers::
Oreo
(just in case)

Derby said...

LOL, I have never done the blowing chunks on mum in the middle of the night. I shall have to keep that in mind sometime.

Hope things go well for Meezer Mom on the interview side.

Renee said...

A gift to Sammy from Darly:

"Yanky Doodle went to town, riding on a pony. Stuck a feather in his hat and tried to keep away Sammy!"

She came up with this all herself.

Tara said...

Thats one way to make your mamma forget about bad job interview! Hope the next one goes better. Tara

Max said...

Miles, doood...GOOD JOB!!!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Yoo wuz just leaving her a present. We always know how to let the beans know zactly how we feel don't we?
Gif yur Mom big hugs to keep her feeling good bout the interviews. It am a stressful fing coz we watched Mommy afore her interview and she looked like SHE was gonna blow chunks.

Lux said...

Good luck wishes to your Mommy - she must be very nice not to get mad at you, Miles, for the chunk-blowing!

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