Mommy tolded me to say "Fank you so much" to all the poodins about her jobbie innerview. Alfough she saided it would be funny to haf all the kitties go to her office and leaf her "purresents" that would not be "profeshunal". The innerview she was 'apposed to haf yesterday was post-poned till next week. At least they callded her. The lady that was forgetful callded mommy really early in the morning and offered to set up a "phone innerview" wif the department head. Howefurr, she nefurr called back wif any details. Frustrating.
She was hoping to hear about a 'citing job closer to home (akshually, about 1/2 mile away from the meanies who laid her off) but she nefurr hearded back from them eifurr. The head hunters are trying to set that innerview up. I hope they didn't get too 'acited and ate the innerview people heads. Mommy akshually knows one of the people. That could be a good fing or a bad fing - depending on if he likes mommy or not.
And now I will turn it ofurr to Miles for an important barf update:
I blew chunks all ofurr Mommy when she was sleeping. It was about 3 in the morning and I camed running up the stairs and jumpded on the bed and just blew chunks all ofurr her and then ranned away. She hadded to get up and take a shower and change the sheets. Then she camed downstairs and I was sleeping in the back of the couch, and she petted me and askded me if i was OK. I was, I just ated too many crunchies and drankded too much water. Mommy didn't let us eat the chunks. She cleanded them up really fast. I haf nefurr seed her move that fast in my life!!! It was FUNNY!!!! You should all try it at least once. Just make shur they are good and asleep, and make shur that you get most of it on them.